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#1 95-year-old former President Jimmy Carter helps building homes one day after falling and receiving stitches above his eye

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COMMENTS

  • Stan87
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 5:38pm

    He really likes building houses

  • Massadonious
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:30pm

    This guy put his peanut farm in a blind trust because he didn't want to have any conflicts of interest.

  • Ayatollah_Bahloni
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 5:40pm

    This gentleman is an absolute unit of humanity.

  • kerrangutan
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 5:44pm

    Whatever your political beliefs, you gotta admit, he's a hell of a human being.

  • PSiPostscriptAlot
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:26pm

    Thanks to King of the Hill, I will always look at him as Jesus.

  • Full-contact-buddism
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:28pm

    39th President Dedicated life to helping the less fortunate

    Current President Argues with a lamp

  • AALen
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 5:45pm

    Mediocre President. Top notch human being.

  • Sir_Rhosis_of_Liver
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:03pm

    He wasn't a great president, but he's one hell of a human being.

  • dougxiii
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:42pm

    History will remember him as a very kind man.

  • sometimes_troll
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:22pm

    Jimmy Carter is a fucking stud.

  • caseycaseydillah
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:38pm

    Love this man.

  • INCADOVE13
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:19pm

    He’s got Drive.

  • Gibborim
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:35pm

    He seems to have gotten proper old.

  • Troll_Inc
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:42pm

    "You get what you pay for. " - Mary Todd Lincoln

  • martialar
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:48pm

    Man, to make it to 95 one day

  • yankee-white
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:51pm

    Jimmy Carter's home is valued at $167,000.

  • TheCanucker12
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:53pm

    Little up-vote from Canada, you go Jimmy!

  • WhiskynCigar72
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:57pm

    Best Ex-President ever, not to mention all the clean water projects in Africa

  • BlindTiger86
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:57pm

    I can only hope to live as long and with such a high quality of life.

  • purplelephant
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:58pm

    He knows the secret to a long life is helping others and staying active!

  • free2spin
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 7:09pm

    A true Patriot.

  • Madd_Dog01
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 7:10pm

    He’s 95?! Holy cow.

  • Chicago_Blackhawks
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 7:10pm

    Omg

  • Rocko9999
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 7:10pm

    Using torque wrench instead of drill.

  • Touch_My_Nips
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 7:11pm

    Jimmy carter is awesome, don’t get me wrong. But damn, he’s looking like a spitting image of emperor palpatine...

  • dancinparrot
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 7:12pm

    I pray he receives all of the upvotes.

  • bdw02c
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 7:12pm

    Can we get Secret Service to but some safety glasses on that wonderful man

  • Josquius
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 7:12pm

    Huge kudos to him and I can respect that he wants to get involved like this, he probably enjoys it a lot too and it's good for his health.

    Though sorry that I have to be a little cynical but... Internet rules.....

    Wouldn't a better use of his time for this programme be in fund raising rather than carpentry?

  • slim_shadey
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 7:13pm

    This man is special. The more I learn about him the more I admire him.

  • eddy_butler
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 7:13pm

    One Term Too Many

    Thirty-ninth president of the United States, whose four years in office were somehow the least impressive of his entire life. A graduate of the U.S. Naval Academy, prosperous farmer, nuclear engineer, reformist, and governor of Georgia prior to becoming president in 1977, Carter strangely hit the most pronounced lull in his career during his single term as the nation’s chief executive. While his presidency was marked by occasional successes such as the Camp David Accords, Carter’s professional life really took off again when he left office. In these years, he founded a human rights nonprofit that won him the Nobel Peace Prize, went on international diplomatic missions, and became the public face of Habitat for Humanity, worthy accomplishments that made his four years as president of the United States a blip in an otherwise distinguished lifetime of public service.

    The Onion

  • Grateful_me
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 7:14pm

    I wonder what humanitarian project Trump will take on after his presidency is over? LOL

  • Efvat
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 7:14pm

    They are handing him the drill. So none of you have that one old guy at work who thinks he's helping but he's actually slowing everyone down and you could do it quicker and easier yourself?

  • lestatjenkins
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 5:58pm

    A potus so bad he’ll be honored for building houses more than remembered for his presidency... rain some red down on me.

  • JonBirdmain
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:03pm

    r/thingsyouwillneverseetrumpdo

  • girthytacos
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 5:47pm

    Didn’t realize he’s still alive 😳 surely I’m not the only one

  • antimatterfunnel
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:48pm

    Donald trump's biggest contribution to humanity has been raping kids with Jeffrey Epstein

  • csonny2
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 7:06pm

    Dude's probably still much handier than I am.

  • kapanenship
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 7:07pm

    My guess is that we will never see Trump acting so unselfish

  • topdogjeansup
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 7:07pm

    I bet the current potus has never drilled anything in his life.

  • stealthyhobbes
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 7:08pm

    It's weird hearing about a president being a man.

  • ChocDroppa
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 7:10pm

    I can imagine Donald Trump doing the same thing in years to come. From jail.

  • devil_in_drag
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:27pm

    God-tier President

  • IggyJR
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:50pm

    He was probably the worst president of the 20th century, but he turned out to be a class act as a person.

  • KingRobotPrince
    -27 points Oct 08,2019, 5:31pm

    Is he actually helping at this point, or just getting in the way?

  • froggiechick
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 7:05pm

    Meanwhile, back in the White House, Captain Bonespurs is eating some KFC and listening to Hannity after leaving our allies to die.

  • SensitiveFags
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:49pm

    This is great PR

  • DumbWhiteTrash
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 7:01pm

    I would be honored just to shake Jimmy's hand. I would also be honored to kick TRUMPY THE CLOWN square in his prep school rich kid playground bully balls.

COMMENTS

  • Stan87
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 5:38pm

    He really likes building houses

  • Massadonious
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:30pm

    This guy put his peanut farm in a blind trust because he didn't want to have any conflicts of interest.

  • Ayatollah_Bahloni
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 5:40pm

    This gentleman is an absolute unit of humanity.

  • danglingfupa
    22 points Oct 08,2019, 5:27pm
  • kerrangutan
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 5:44pm

    Whatever your political beliefs, you gotta admit, he's a hell of a human being.

  • PSiPostscriptAlot
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:26pm

    Thanks to King of the Hill, I will always look at him as Jesus.

  • Full-contact-buddism
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:28pm

    39th President Dedicated life to helping the less fortunate

    Current President Argues with a lamp

  • AALen
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 5:45pm

    Mediocre President. Top notch human being.

  • Sir_Rhosis_of_Liver
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:03pm

    He wasn't a great president, but he's one hell of a human being.

  • dougxiii
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:42pm

    History will remember him as a very kind man.

  • sometimes_troll
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:22pm

    Jimmy Carter is a fucking stud.

  • caseycaseydillah
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:38pm

    Love this man.

  • INCADOVE13
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:19pm

    He’s got Drive.

  • Gibborim
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:35pm

    He seems to have gotten proper old.

  • Troll_Inc
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:42pm

    "You get what you pay for. " - Mary Todd Lincoln

  • martialar
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:48pm

    Man, to make it to 95 one day

  • yankee-white
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:51pm

    Jimmy Carter's home is valued at $167,000.

  • TheCanucker12
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:53pm

    Little up-vote from Canada, you go Jimmy!

  • WhiskynCigar72
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:57pm

    Best Ex-President ever, not to mention all the clean water projects in Africa

  • BlindTiger86
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:57pm

    I can only hope to live as long and with such a high quality of life.

  • purplelephant
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:58pm

    He knows the secret to a long life is helping others and staying active!

  • free2spin
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 7:09pm

    A true Patriot.

  • Madd_Dog01
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 7:10pm

    He’s 95?! Holy cow.

  • Chicago_Blackhawks
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 7:10pm

    Omg

  • Rocko9999
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 7:10pm

    Using torque wrench instead of drill.

  • Touch_My_Nips
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 7:11pm

    Jimmy carter is awesome, don’t get me wrong. But damn, he’s looking like a spitting image of emperor palpatine...

  • dancinparrot
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 7:12pm

    I pray he receives all of the upvotes.

  • bdw02c
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 7:12pm

    Can we get Secret Service to but some safety glasses on that wonderful man

  • Josquius
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 7:12pm

    Huge kudos to him and I can respect that he wants to get involved like this, he probably enjoys it a lot too and it's good for his health.

    Though sorry that I have to be a little cynical but... Internet rules.....

    Wouldn't a better use of his time for this programme be in fund raising rather than carpentry?

  • slim_shadey
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 7:13pm

    This man is special. The more I learn about him the more I admire him.

  • eddy_butler
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 7:13pm

    One Term Too Many

    Thirty-ninth president of the United States, whose four years in office were somehow the least impressive of his entire life. A graduate of the U.S. Naval Academy, prosperous farmer, nuclear engineer, reformist, and governor of Georgia prior to becoming president in 1977, Carter strangely hit the most pronounced lull in his career during his single term as the nation’s chief executive. While his presidency was marked by occasional successes such as the Camp David Accords, Carter’s professional life really took off again when he left office. In these years, he founded a human rights nonprofit that won him the Nobel Peace Prize, went on international diplomatic missions, and became the public face of Habitat for Humanity, worthy accomplishments that made his four years as president of the United States a blip in an otherwise distinguished lifetime of public service.

    The Onion

  • Grateful_me
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 7:14pm

    I wonder what humanitarian project Trump will take on after his presidency is over? LOL

  • Efvat
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 7:14pm

    They are handing him the drill. So none of you have that one old guy at work who thinks he's helping but he's actually slowing everyone down and you could do it quicker and easier yourself?

  • lestatjenkins
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 5:58pm

    A potus so bad he’ll be honored for building houses more than remembered for his presidency... rain some red down on me.

  • JonBirdmain
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:03pm

    r/thingsyouwillneverseetrumpdo

  • girthytacos
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 5:47pm

    Didn’t realize he’s still alive 😳 surely I’m not the only one

  • antimatterfunnel
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:48pm

    Donald trump's biggest contribution to humanity has been raping kids with Jeffrey Epstein

  • csonny2
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 7:06pm

    Dude's probably still much handier than I am.

  • kapanenship
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 7:07pm

    My guess is that we will never see Trump acting so unselfish

  • topdogjeansup
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 7:07pm

    I bet the current potus has never drilled anything in his life.

  • stealthyhobbes
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 7:08pm

    It's weird hearing about a president being a man.

  • ChocDroppa
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 7:10pm

    I can imagine Donald Trump doing the same thing in years to come. From jail.

  • devil_in_drag
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:27pm

    God-tier President

  • IggyJR
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:50pm

    He was probably the worst president of the 20th century, but he turned out to be a class act as a person.

  • KingRobotPrince
    -27 points Oct 08,2019, 5:31pm

    Is he actually helping at this point, or just getting in the way?

  • froggiechick
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 7:05pm

    Meanwhile, back in the White House, Captain Bonespurs is eating some KFC and listening to Hannity after leaving our allies to die.

  • SensitiveFags
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:49pm

    This is great PR

  • DumbWhiteTrash
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 7:01pm

    I would be honored just to shake Jimmy's hand. I would also be honored to kick TRUMPY THE CLOWN square in his prep school rich kid playground bully balls.

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#2 That fist bump.

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COMMENTS

  • burixcz
    440 points Oct 10,2019, 12:08pm

    He's like "What? Oh yeah. fist bump Don't even worry about it. Let's go!"

  • YngTomRose
    198 points Oct 10,2019, 12:05pm

    This is so awesome. Never knew I wanted a Chimpanzee for a friend before.

  • TheAnt317
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 12:55pm

    I can only imagine a chimpanzee's upper body strength ranks somewhere between amazing and insane, right? I don't know how much of the lifting that guy did, but a chimpanzee at least helping pull the weight of a grown man up is still wild.

  • burixcz
    30 points Oct 10,2019, 12:07pm
  • Dez_Champs
    53 points Oct 10,2019, 12:35pm

    No one:

    Joe Rogan: Chimpanzees are VICIOUS! You ever see the video of the Chimpanzees that ripped that trainers face off. Jaime bring that up....

  • Neutronova
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 12:55pm

    How much could a chimp bench?

  • MorsOmnibusCommunis
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 12:59pm

    My thumbnail preview on this looked very NSFW

  • Choppergold
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 1:20pm

    Those animals are stronger than they look

  • Evilmaze
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 1:22pm

    These vacation Snapchats are getting out of hand

  • imjorden
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 1:59pm

    This shows you exactly how strong chimps are, this mother fucker just pulled a grown man up with ease.

  • Sporacity
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 1:26pm

    Effortless strength omw!

  • TheBoozehound
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 1:29pm

    If I didn’t fear having my face ripped off, I’d totally get a chimp.

  • IAmPunkin
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 2:01pm

    I'm gonna be honest here, I have hated chimpanzees my entire life but I think this video may have changed my mind

  • BizzyM
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 2:02pm

    I'll take a hoisting-me-up chimp over a seeing-eye dog any day.

  • YaBoyTeve
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 2:03pm

    The chimpanzee deliberately positions their hand underneath the humans when they grab it, a subtle but powerful non-verbal communication of their perceived positioning in the social hierarchy.

    If you like people watching, take the time to notice people's body language and gestures in everyday social situations. You can see that we (often subconsciously) do a lot of these gestures as well.

  • TurkeyLegHamHauk
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 2:08pm

    More Human than (some) humans

  • KINGxOFxHELL
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 1:06pm

    Get a me friend like that

  • His_Desolate_Domain
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 1:43pm

    If a chimp trusts you, they can be the sweetest animal. But if they go into a rage, they'll eat your face and beat you to death with your own severed limbs.

  • Nikolai-17
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 1:46pm

    Fuck ya!!!

  • SemperFiGuy
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 1:46pm

    Fuck they’re strong. That’s with zero weight training, imagine what two-days and whey protein could do.

  • Username_who_cares
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 1:49pm
  • JaceVen
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 1:50pm

    DOPE AF

  • malakistiri
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 1:50pm

    I have a goldfish

  • botsaretrash
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 1:50pm

    i can only imagine the peace we once lived in with animals where we were all bros

  • Dragi6518
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 1:58pm

    Am I the only one, who is scared by apes? I mean, I'm sure you've seen The Planet of the Apes, right? I think they are only pretending to be stupid.

  • dkwatkins28
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 2:01pm

    Where can I get a chimp bro like that to hang out with?

  • TheDeadlySquid
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 2:04pm

    Crazy strong.

  • mushi1996
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 2:12pm

    so what kind of primate is that and why does he seem so strong for his size? Im assuming this guy is average weight and atleast 5 foot 10 (average male height in north america)

  • p3pelep3w
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 2:13pm

    That’s your boy

  • Memester-beast
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 2:14pm

    Mist be nice having a monkey friend

  • xarlio
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 1:33pm

    This is the coolest thing I ever seen.

  • pdaddydlg
    0 points Oct 10,2019, 12:10pm

    Bet the chimp's name is Ceasar.

  • probablynotapreacher
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 1:33pm

    I have seen this type of video a bunch of times. But your girlfriend is very hairy.

  • Msacjoz
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 1:35pm

    Monky

  • Jonnycooler2
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 1:51pm

    Monkies are so cool

  • HardBoiledSalmon
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 12:56pm

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COMMENTS

  • burixcz
    440 points Oct 10,2019, 12:08pm

    He's like "What? Oh yeah. fist bump Don't even worry about it. Let's go!"

  • YngTomRose
    198 points Oct 10,2019, 12:05pm

    This is so awesome. Never knew I wanted a Chimpanzee for a friend before.

  • TheAnt317
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 12:55pm

    I can only imagine a chimpanzee's upper body strength ranks somewhere between amazing and insane, right? I don't know how much of the lifting that guy did, but a chimpanzee at least helping pull the weight of a grown man up is still wild.

  • DatGuy_Ben
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 1:17pm

    Apes together strong

  • burixcz
    30 points Oct 10,2019, 12:07pm
  • Dez_Champs
    53 points Oct 10,2019, 12:35pm

    No one:

    Joe Rogan: Chimpanzees are VICIOUS! You ever see the video of the Chimpanzees that ripped that trainers face off. Jaime bring that up....

  • Neutronova
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 12:55pm

    How much could a chimp bench?

  • MorsOmnibusCommunis
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 12:59pm

    My thumbnail preview on this looked very NSFW

  • Choppergold
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 1:20pm

    Those animals are stronger than they look

  • Evilmaze
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 1:22pm

    These vacation Snapchats are getting out of hand

  • imjorden
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 1:59pm

    This shows you exactly how strong chimps are, this mother fucker just pulled a grown man up with ease.

  • Sporacity
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 1:26pm

    Effortless strength omw!

  • TheBoozehound
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 1:29pm

    If I didn’t fear having my face ripped off, I’d totally get a chimp.

  • IAmPunkin
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 2:01pm

    I'm gonna be honest here, I have hated chimpanzees my entire life but I think this video may have changed my mind

  • BizzyM
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 2:02pm

    I'll take a hoisting-me-up chimp over a seeing-eye dog any day.

  • YaBoyTeve
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 2:03pm

    The chimpanzee deliberately positions their hand underneath the humans when they grab it, a subtle but powerful non-verbal communication of their perceived positioning in the social hierarchy.

    If you like people watching, take the time to notice people's body language and gestures in everyday social situations. You can see that we (often subconsciously) do a lot of these gestures as well.

  • TurkeyLegHamHauk
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 2:08pm

    More Human than (some) humans

  • KINGxOFxHELL
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 1:06pm

    Get a me friend like that

  • His_Desolate_Domain
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 1:43pm

    If a chimp trusts you, they can be the sweetest animal. But if they go into a rage, they'll eat your face and beat you to death with your own severed limbs.

  • Nikolai-17
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 1:46pm

    Fuck ya!!!

  • SemperFiGuy
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 1:46pm

    Fuck they’re strong. That’s with zero weight training, imagine what two-days and whey protein could do.

  • Username_who_cares
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 1:49pm
  • JaceVen
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 1:50pm

    DOPE AF

  • malakistiri
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 1:50pm

    I have a goldfish

  • botsaretrash
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 1:50pm

    i can only imagine the peace we once lived in with animals where we were all bros

  • Dragi6518
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 1:58pm

    Am I the only one, who is scared by apes? I mean, I'm sure you've seen The Planet of the Apes, right? I think they are only pretending to be stupid.

  • dkwatkins28
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 2:01pm

    Where can I get a chimp bro like that to hang out with?

  • TheDeadlySquid
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 2:04pm

    Crazy strong.

  • mushi1996
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 2:12pm

    so what kind of primate is that and why does he seem so strong for his size? Im assuming this guy is average weight and atleast 5 foot 10 (average male height in north america)

  • p3pelep3w
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 2:13pm

    That’s your boy

  • Memester-beast
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 2:14pm

    Mist be nice having a monkey friend

  • xarlio
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 1:33pm

    This is the coolest thing I ever seen.

  • pdaddydlg
    0 points Oct 10,2019, 12:10pm

    Bet the chimp's name is Ceasar.

  • probablynotapreacher
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 1:33pm

    I have seen this type of video a bunch of times. But your girlfriend is very hairy.

  • Msacjoz
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 1:35pm

    Monky

  • Jonnycooler2
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 1:51pm

    Monkies are so cool

  • HardBoiledSalmon
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 12:56pm

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#3 Red Bull sided with Hong Kong

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COMMENTS

  • RandomNPC247
    1522 points Oct 09,2019, 4:05pm

    In other news.. Red Bull banned in China.

  • ImitationFire
    255 points Oct 09,2019, 4:32pm

    China can’t ban Red Bull. The word “Red” is literally in its name.

  • edgar__allan__bro
    356 points Oct 09,2019, 4:59pm

    Red Bull's got 'tegridy

  • Greatnesstro
    644 points Oct 09,2019, 4:18pm

    Red Bull seems to have bigger balls then Blizzard.

  • nationwtf
    42 points Oct 09,2019, 4:45pm

    Can anyone translate?

  • ParsInterarticularis
    52 points Oct 09,2019, 4:33pm

    Created by a Thai, owned by a German Austrian.

  • riotguards
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 5:53pm

    I don’t know why any corporation would want to support China, not only do you have to give them company secrets to even sell but you’ll also have shitty knock off brands like “red cow” or “flying bull” made from paint thinners

  • jackofslayers
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:13pm

    God dammit just great now I have to buy a case of this sugary piss water. If Reeses cups could go ahead and tweet support for HK I would really appreciate it.

  • Veenstra89
    10 points Oct 09,2019, 4:47pm

    Isn't this the add where Red Bull sided with Taiwan?

  • leinad41
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 5:41pm

    Not gonna lie, this brands war is starting to get entertaining.

  • wobbly_elevator
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 5:09pm

    I don’t like Red Bull but I like this

  • housebird350
    18 points Oct 09,2019, 4:26pm

    Before I choose a side I want to know who is going to pay me the most...

  • Ducidni1
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 5:49pm

    I’m really out of the loop politically. This seemed pretty cut and dry. Are companies actually taking sides? How do you side with the government in this case? What is the rationale

  • FinalGuardian
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:36pm

    Blizzard: Very left leaning game company that bends over when it comes to money

    Red Bull: Lead by a conservative CEO that truly believes in American values like freedom

    Know the big difference between the two.

  • RaspberryDaydream
    5 points Oct 09,2019, 4:29pm

    Our corporate sponsors will be back right after these very important messages

  • SirTrenzalord
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 5:18pm

    I don't like energy drinks, never have. But this makes me want to go and buy a case of Red Bull right now.

  • esuohe
    10 points Oct 09,2019, 4:44pm

    RED BULL NUMBAH WAHN!

  • Firstweedgrow
    5 points Oct 09,2019, 4:52pm

    Is it really support if they are doing to sell more?

  • OMGoblin
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 5:23pm

    Big Balls

  • N4hire
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 5:34pm

    Well shit!!.

    Someone standing up

    Hurrah!

  • Zeon_Pilot83
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 5:56pm

    But will the Honda powered Red Bull be able to stand up to the powerful Mercedes and Ferrari this weekend. More to follow come Friday.

  • IceFang99
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:07pm

    Like red bull sided with the protestors?

  • awundrin
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:12pm

    We should all side with Hong Kong!

  • SkepticSMT
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:40pm

    As a daily red bull drinker I am glad they are sided with HK.

  • david49217
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:42pm

    I think they just picked whichever side that would make their audience buy more Red Bull.

  • jordanleveledup
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 5:27pm

    Red Bull tried to capitalize on a humanitarian crisis.

  • apozitiv
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 5:58pm

    More like "profit from HK"

  • Stjarna118
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:23pm

    Any source for this? Can't find something on Google

  • C0l0n3l_Panic
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 4:31pm

    That’s a bold move Cotton.

  • monkeypowah
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:27pm

    How incredibly convenient of them.

  • TheSurfingRaichu
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:30pm

    Awesome!!

  • Dooder39
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:33pm

    Please tell me this is legit

  • Seevian
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:34pm

    Huh...

    ... I think I'm gonna go buy a Red Bull

  • awundrin
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:36pm

    I don't drink either... I'm strictly a coffee person. 🍵

  • apatel150
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:36pm

    Red bull has huge ties in Hong Kong, knowledge from watching F1.

  • yuwesley
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:38pm

    Oh nice, another reason for me to root for Verstappen and Albon

  • AlphaAndy
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:38pm

    Do you guys think red bulls investors give a fuck about democracy? This is a money move, plain and simple.

  • WineDine69stein
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:38pm

    So during pride month everyone is quick to point out that companies don't actually care about the LGBT community right? But here everyone applauds a similar PR move just because...? It's even a bad ad that downplays the struggles of the protesters. I'm sick of all these companies pretending they give a shit about stuff. They're trying to peddle diabetes in a can, nothing more

  • FipplesDippless
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:38pm

    ive seen this about a protest and all but why are they protesting

  • banjonyc
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:39pm

    Will be interesting to see the reaction in Thailand. China is a huge part of their economy. Chinese tourists are by far the largest group of people visiting there.

  • Xerenopd
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:39pm

    Banned, Blocked, and Ghosted.

  • ICFAOUNSFI
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:40pm

    Please, please, please tell me this is real!

  • Mizu_Jo
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:41pm

    U guys should really go to Hong Kong and see the situation there, the protesters were literally bullying on other people who said no to them rather then they got bull.

  • BASK_IN_MY_FART
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:41pm

    Fuck China.

  • Cuchillos_Adios
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:43pm

    This is distasteful to be completely honest.

  • ExsolutionLamellae
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:43pm

    The authorities can deny you liberty and freedom, but not if you buy Red Bull!

    Love the message!

  • LonkerinaOfTime
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:44pm

    Drink Red Bull and you'll be able to power through those lines of Triad officers

  • moreofmoreofmore
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:44pm

    As long as this isn't just a PR move.

  • bananakam
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:44pm

    Props to Red Bull

  • TheRBGamer
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:22pm

    Using vary real world issues to sell a product. Still wrong

  • loelu
    -2 points Oct 09,2019, 4:59pm

    Too bad Red Bull's CEO supports right-wing extremism in austria

  • Senious
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 5:53pm

    Finally a company with some fucking balls.

  • MTG_Leviathan
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 5:40pm

    Nice.

  • Sociably_Luke
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:30pm

    Red Bull gives you the balls to stand up to dickhead Communist Regimes!

    Glug glug glug

  • SteveNicholas
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:32pm

    Yeah he hippies in the 60s definitely experienced the same sort of oppression as those in HK.

  • bit_better_today
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 5:16pm
  • Bulldog65
    -55 points Oct 09,2019, 4:45pm

    You people need to understand that Hong Kong is just going through some growing pains. It was a British colony since the mid 19th century, and those poor people just don't know any better. They have been living in a colonial system, dominated by the patriarchy, and based upon white supremacy, it permeates all their institutions. The progressive socialists of mainland China are going to lead them into a brave new world. They are going to lead them into this brave new world of a socialist utopia kicking and screaming if they have to. That is how much they love them.

COMMENTS

  • RandomNPC247
    1522 points Oct 09,2019, 4:05pm

    In other news.. Red Bull banned in China.

  • ImitationFire
    255 points Oct 09,2019, 4:32pm

    China can’t ban Red Bull. The word “Red” is literally in its name.

  • edgar__allan__bro
    356 points Oct 09,2019, 4:59pm

    Red Bull's got 'tegridy

  • Stratocast7
    259 points Oct 09,2019, 4:14pm

    Next year's F1 grand prix will be interesting if things keep going like this. Imagine if China banned a whole F1 team.

    Edit: 2 teams actually including Red Bull Toro Rosso or by that time Red Bull Alpha Tauri

  • Greatnesstro
    644 points Oct 09,2019, 4:18pm

    Red Bull seems to have bigger balls then Blizzard.

  • nationwtf
    42 points Oct 09,2019, 4:45pm

    Can anyone translate?

  • ParsInterarticularis
    52 points Oct 09,2019, 4:33pm

    Created by a Thai, owned by a German Austrian.

  • riotguards
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 5:53pm

    I don’t know why any corporation would want to support China, not only do you have to give them company secrets to even sell but you’ll also have shitty knock off brands like “red cow” or “flying bull” made from paint thinners

  • jackofslayers
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:13pm

    God dammit just great now I have to buy a case of this sugary piss water. If Reeses cups could go ahead and tweet support for HK I would really appreciate it.

  • Veenstra89
    10 points Oct 09,2019, 4:47pm

    Isn't this the add where Red Bull sided with Taiwan?

  • leinad41
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 5:41pm

    Not gonna lie, this brands war is starting to get entertaining.

  • wobbly_elevator
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 5:09pm

    I don’t like Red Bull but I like this

  • housebird350
    18 points Oct 09,2019, 4:26pm

    Before I choose a side I want to know who is going to pay me the most...

  • Ducidni1
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 5:49pm

    I’m really out of the loop politically. This seemed pretty cut and dry. Are companies actually taking sides? How do you side with the government in this case? What is the rationale

  • FinalGuardian
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:36pm

    Blizzard: Very left leaning game company that bends over when it comes to money

    Red Bull: Lead by a conservative CEO that truly believes in American values like freedom

    Know the big difference between the two.

  • RaspberryDaydream
    5 points Oct 09,2019, 4:29pm

    Our corporate sponsors will be back right after these very important messages

  • SirTrenzalord
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 5:18pm

    I don't like energy drinks, never have. But this makes me want to go and buy a case of Red Bull right now.

  • esuohe
    10 points Oct 09,2019, 4:44pm

    RED BULL NUMBAH WAHN!

  • Firstweedgrow
    5 points Oct 09,2019, 4:52pm

    Is it really support if they are doing to sell more?

  • OMGoblin
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 5:23pm

    Big Balls

  • N4hire
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 5:34pm

    Well shit!!.

    Someone standing up

    Hurrah!

  • Zeon_Pilot83
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 5:56pm

    But will the Honda powered Red Bull be able to stand up to the powerful Mercedes and Ferrari this weekend. More to follow come Friday.

  • IceFang99
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:07pm

    Like red bull sided with the protestors?

  • awundrin
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:12pm

    We should all side with Hong Kong!

  • SkepticSMT
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:40pm

    As a daily red bull drinker I am glad they are sided with HK.

  • david49217
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:42pm

    I think they just picked whichever side that would make their audience buy more Red Bull.

  • jordanleveledup
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 5:27pm

    Red Bull tried to capitalize on a humanitarian crisis.

  • apozitiv
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 5:58pm

    More like "profit from HK"

  • Stjarna118
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:23pm

    Any source for this? Can't find something on Google

  • C0l0n3l_Panic
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 4:31pm

    That’s a bold move Cotton.

  • monkeypowah
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:27pm

    How incredibly convenient of them.

  • TheSurfingRaichu
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:30pm

    Awesome!!

  • Dooder39
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:33pm

    Please tell me this is legit

  • Seevian
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:34pm

    Huh...

    ... I think I'm gonna go buy a Red Bull

  • awundrin
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:36pm

    I don't drink either... I'm strictly a coffee person. 🍵

  • apatel150
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:36pm

    Red bull has huge ties in Hong Kong, knowledge from watching F1.

  • yuwesley
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:38pm

    Oh nice, another reason for me to root for Verstappen and Albon

  • AlphaAndy
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:38pm

    Do you guys think red bulls investors give a fuck about democracy? This is a money move, plain and simple.

  • WineDine69stein
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:38pm

    So during pride month everyone is quick to point out that companies don't actually care about the LGBT community right? But here everyone applauds a similar PR move just because...? It's even a bad ad that downplays the struggles of the protesters. I'm sick of all these companies pretending they give a shit about stuff. They're trying to peddle diabetes in a can, nothing more

  • FipplesDippless
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:38pm

    ive seen this about a protest and all but why are they protesting

  • banjonyc
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:39pm

    Will be interesting to see the reaction in Thailand. China is a huge part of their economy. Chinese tourists are by far the largest group of people visiting there.

  • Xerenopd
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:39pm

    Banned, Blocked, and Ghosted.

  • ICFAOUNSFI
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:40pm

    Please, please, please tell me this is real!

  • Mizu_Jo
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:41pm

    U guys should really go to Hong Kong and see the situation there, the protesters were literally bullying on other people who said no to them rather then they got bull.

  • BASK_IN_MY_FART
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:41pm

    Fuck China.

  • Cuchillos_Adios
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:43pm

    This is distasteful to be completely honest.

  • ExsolutionLamellae
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:43pm

    The authorities can deny you liberty and freedom, but not if you buy Red Bull!

    Love the message!

  • LonkerinaOfTime
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:44pm

    Drink Red Bull and you'll be able to power through those lines of Triad officers

  • moreofmoreofmore
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:44pm

    As long as this isn't just a PR move.

  • bananakam
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:44pm

    Props to Red Bull

  • TheRBGamer
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:22pm

    Using vary real world issues to sell a product. Still wrong

  • loelu
    -2 points Oct 09,2019, 4:59pm

    Too bad Red Bull's CEO supports right-wing extremism in austria

  • Senious
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 5:53pm

    Finally a company with some fucking balls.

  • MTG_Leviathan
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 5:40pm

    Nice.

  • Sociably_Luke
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:30pm

    Red Bull gives you the balls to stand up to dickhead Communist Regimes!

    Glug glug glug

  • SteveNicholas
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:32pm

    Yeah he hippies in the 60s definitely experienced the same sort of oppression as those in HK.

  • bit_better_today
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 5:16pm
  • Bulldog65
    -55 points Oct 09,2019, 4:45pm

    You people need to understand that Hong Kong is just going through some growing pains. It was a British colony since the mid 19th century, and those poor people just don't know any better. They have been living in a colonial system, dominated by the patriarchy, and based upon white supremacy, it permeates all their institutions. The progressive socialists of mainland China are going to lead them into a brave new world. They are going to lead them into this brave new world of a socialist utopia kicking and screaming if they have to. That is how much they love them.

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#4 Eliud Kipchoge made history today by becoming the first person to run a marathon in under two hours

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COMMENTS

  • avalonian422
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 8:58am

    He doesn't even look that tired.

  • chrisb360
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:07am

    It was a true test of aerodynamics! He had a team of pacers rotating in and out and always running behind a 'V' formation and a green pacing lazer on the floor that kept them in line!

  • chodeboi
    77 points Oct 12,2019, 8:11am

    My MAN!!

  • MisterBigDude
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:17am

    I have run a half marathon in just under 2 hours. So he’s twice as fast as me!

  • WhiteySD
    241 points Oct 12,2019, 7:48am

    I'm like 99% sure those other 7 dudes also completed the marathon in under 2 hours .

  • abusuru
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:30am

    He ran that faster than most people could ride it on a bike.

  • WiebeKong
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:35am

    Speedrun sub 2 is possible!

  • Son-of-a-Beef
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:45am

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacemaker_(running))

    Pacemakers set the pace so to speak and most of them are switched mid-race

  • Muenchkowski
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:04am

    But its not a new world record. The whole event was bulid form him to run under 2 hours. They choose Vienna because of the temperatur and the ideal time zone (only 1h difference to his homecountry but better temperatur) and had pacemakers supporting him.

  • maxm31533
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:20am

    If my math is right, that's an average of under a 5 minute mile for 26 miles. Geez!!!

  • Conservalive
    21 points Oct 12,2019, 8:17am

    Can he do it?

    Yes he Kenyan!

  • RealRobc2582
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:06am

    Can you imagine how hungry he's going to be after that?

  • duskhunter90
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:14am

    And I can barely walk up my college’s flight of stairs without panting like an 80 year old.

  • dacher
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:33am

    “The eye-popping time, which was 10 seconds quicker than the 1:59:50 time Kipchoge and his team had set out to achieve, will not be officially recognized as a world record because it was not run under open marathon conditions and because it featured a dense rotation of professional pacesetters.”

    Link to article here

  • shanks_you
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:06am

    Incredible.

    I’m out of breathe just thinking how strenuous it is.

  • altec238
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:17am

    The man's not even sweating. Unbelievable

  • SnuffCartoon
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:21am

    It looks like they set this up just for him. Imagine the weight of expectation placed on him to finish in 1 hr 59 minutes.

  • PurelyCarnal
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:24am

    This is amazing. Sub-5 minute mile for 26.2 miles!

  • Barack_Bob_Oganja
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 10:13am

    her: come over

    Eliud Kipchoge: I can't my car broke down and youre house is 42.2 kilometers away

    her: My parents arent home

    Eliud Kipchoge:

  • AreaLeftBlank
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 10:14am

    What about the group of peoe behind him? They don't look like they were 20 seconds behind him so they finished in under 2 hours also?

  • bohairmy
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:08am

    Somewhere in Ethiopia, a fired up runner exclaimed, "Hold my beer."

  • thefastpoops
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:34am

    4:34 per mile, jeez that faster than most people sprint

  • Silas06
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:26am

    What's that make his pace time? Either way this is incredible.

  • UnknownEerieHouse
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:48am

    He was running at an average of 13.1 mph! Amazing!

  • BocciaChoc
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:48am

    An average of just over 13 miles an hour, constantly, utterly insane.

  • mirps
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:49am

    Kenya believe it!?

  • ExpectedBehaviour
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:57am

    Pretty sure I couldn’t run a marathon in two days.

  • 13abysauce
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:57am

    Vienna city marathon 42.195 km or 26.219 miles

    hr = 21.1 kmph 13.11 mph

    1/4 hr = 5.27 km 3.28 mi.

  • XyloArch
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 10:01am

    That's over 26 miles at a pace of 4:35 per mile, back to back, absolute madness, huge congratulations!

  • Mr_Gurbik
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 10:09am

    I completed a few half marathons at 2 hours each and thought that was good, haha.

  • secretsquirrelsspy
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 10:12am

    /u/davidgoggins you slacking

  • cpres10
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 10:16am

    He could have just driven....smh........./s

  • Blakedge818
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 10:17am

    I sat here for a solid minute waiting for him to cross the finish line... smh

  • aurumae
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 10:17am

    Looks like the guys behind him made it over the line in under 2 hours too

  • retep620
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 10:18am

    Wait, did all the guys running behind him ALSO run sub 2 hour marathons?

  • jibblz
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 10:22am

    A what?

  • zeitliniclom
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 10:25am

    He doesn't even look that tired.

  • drewbles82
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 10:26am

    those other dudes weren't far behind either, surely they made it before the 2hr mark as well

  • XJadynX
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 10:27am

    Alright, who promised a 5lb Hershey bar at the finish?

    ( ducks and runs )

  • mufasas_son
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 10:28am

    Her: Hey come over

    Kipchoge: But I’m 26.2 miles away

    Her: My parents aren’t home

  • Coolgyerek
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 10:30am

    Imagine running at 22 km/h (almost sprinting speed) for 2 hours, and not even looking tired

  • Hankdebordeyoax
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:21am

    Why are some of them wearing arm socks?

  • GrowCanadian
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:47am

    Wouldn’t the people behind him also finish within the two hours? There was about 20 seconds left when he crossed and they were right behind him

  • SlickMitch92
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:22am

    That is absolutely incredible! As a runner myself it seems unfathomable. Breaking 50 minutes for a 10k is a nice accomplishment lol.

  • illegal_sex_panther
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:05am

    Doping scandals have ruined sports for me. Here’s to hoping he’s not doping.

  • deleted
    -27 points Oct 12,2019, 8:39am

    [deleted]

  • voice14
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:37am

    Wasn't this like a year ago? At some event they setup a huge treadmill to go at his avarage pace so people could try it.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SRYtn0j5ccA&t;=78s

  • amamam77
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:45am

    Are all those people behing him 2nd place and so on? Or are they just his friends who hopped in for the last 100 yards or so

  • Light-Cat
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 10:16am

    He is Legend

  • mannymark24
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 10:17am

    Is it me or did the others also beat 2 hours?

  • fshawnfitz
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 10:18am

    So that group of people behind him did it in under 2 hours also as there were still 20 seconds left to get to 2 hours. That’s a lot of people breaking such an historic record, no?

  • williamc25
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:52am

    Immediately Followed up by 15 other people lolÉdit: was incorrect i guess they didn’t run the whole what gratz to him

  • deleted
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:09am

    [deleted]

  • Gutgulper
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:31am

    Didn't all those other people run it in less than 2 hours as well?

  • badchad65
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:42am

    So, is there a camera angle/perspective I’m missing, or did like 5 other people go under two hours as well?

    Looks like a small pack right behind him.

  • ROUNDHOUSE5
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:52am

    Did that white guy behind him finish under 2hours too? Lol and was that his team behind him?

  • WORKADDICT
    -3 points Oct 12,2019, 8:50am

    Those next% are pretty cool too

  • cityterrace
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:37am

    Didn’t that pack become the next 10 runners to run a marathon in under 2 hours ?

  • CallumK7
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:41am

    Did several other men finish in under two hours just after him?

  • pinealglandexpansion
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:26am

    And then 7 more guys also added their names to the record book that day.

  • RoboNinjaPirate
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:33am

    It looked like a few others also broke the 2 hour mark - they were just paces behind him.

  • TheProffesorX
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:21am

    So those other guys behind him, they also finished under 2 hours?

  • last_starrfighter
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:35am

    I mean it looks like all the other guys behind him finsihed sub two hours as well? Does that not tell you maybe something is a bit off?

COMMENTS

  • avalonian422
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 8:58am

    He doesn't even look that tired.

  • chrisb360
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:07am

    It was a true test of aerodynamics! He had a team of pacers rotating in and out and always running behind a 'V' formation and a green pacing lazer on the floor that kept them in line!

  • chodeboi
    77 points Oct 12,2019, 8:11am

    My MAN!!

  • gugugaga68
    209 points Oct 12,2019, 7:59am

    His wife told him he better be home on time

  • MisterBigDude
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:17am

    I have run a half marathon in just under 2 hours. So he’s twice as fast as me!

  • WhiteySD
    241 points Oct 12,2019, 7:48am

    I'm like 99% sure those other 7 dudes also completed the marathon in under 2 hours .

  • abusuru
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:30am

    He ran that faster than most people could ride it on a bike.

  • WiebeKong
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:35am

    Speedrun sub 2 is possible!

  • Son-of-a-Beef
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:45am

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacemaker_(running))

    Pacemakers set the pace so to speak and most of them are switched mid-race

  • Muenchkowski
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:04am

    But its not a new world record. The whole event was bulid form him to run under 2 hours. They choose Vienna because of the temperatur and the ideal time zone (only 1h difference to his homecountry but better temperatur) and had pacemakers supporting him.

  • maxm31533
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:20am

    If my math is right, that's an average of under a 5 minute mile for 26 miles. Geez!!!

  • Conservalive
    21 points Oct 12,2019, 8:17am

    Can he do it?

    Yes he Kenyan!

  • RealRobc2582
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:06am

    Can you imagine how hungry he's going to be after that?

  • duskhunter90
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:14am

    And I can barely walk up my college’s flight of stairs without panting like an 80 year old.

  • dacher
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:33am

    “The eye-popping time, which was 10 seconds quicker than the 1:59:50 time Kipchoge and his team had set out to achieve, will not be officially recognized as a world record because it was not run under open marathon conditions and because it featured a dense rotation of professional pacesetters.”

    Link to article here

  • shanks_you
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:06am

    Incredible.

    I’m out of breathe just thinking how strenuous it is.

  • altec238
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:17am

    The man's not even sweating. Unbelievable

  • SnuffCartoon
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:21am

    It looks like they set this up just for him. Imagine the weight of expectation placed on him to finish in 1 hr 59 minutes.

  • PurelyCarnal
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:24am

    This is amazing. Sub-5 minute mile for 26.2 miles!

  • Barack_Bob_Oganja
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 10:13am

    her: come over

    Eliud Kipchoge: I can't my car broke down and youre house is 42.2 kilometers away

    her: My parents arent home

    Eliud Kipchoge:

  • AreaLeftBlank
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 10:14am

    What about the group of peoe behind him? They don't look like they were 20 seconds behind him so they finished in under 2 hours also?

  • bohairmy
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:08am

    Somewhere in Ethiopia, a fired up runner exclaimed, "Hold my beer."

  • thefastpoops
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:34am

    4:34 per mile, jeez that faster than most people sprint

  • Silas06
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:26am

    What's that make his pace time? Either way this is incredible.

  • UnknownEerieHouse
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:48am

    He was running at an average of 13.1 mph! Amazing!

  • BocciaChoc
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:48am

    An average of just over 13 miles an hour, constantly, utterly insane.

  • mirps
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:49am

    Kenya believe it!?

  • ExpectedBehaviour
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:57am

    Pretty sure I couldn’t run a marathon in two days.

  • 13abysauce
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:57am

    Vienna city marathon 42.195 km or 26.219 miles

    hr = 21.1 kmph 13.11 mph

    1/4 hr = 5.27 km 3.28 mi.

  • XyloArch
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 10:01am

    That's over 26 miles at a pace of 4:35 per mile, back to back, absolute madness, huge congratulations!

  • Mr_Gurbik
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 10:09am

    I completed a few half marathons at 2 hours each and thought that was good, haha.

  • secretsquirrelsspy
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 10:12am

    /u/davidgoggins you slacking

  • cpres10
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 10:16am

    He could have just driven....smh........./s

  • Blakedge818
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 10:17am

    I sat here for a solid minute waiting for him to cross the finish line... smh

  • aurumae
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 10:17am

    Looks like the guys behind him made it over the line in under 2 hours too

  • retep620
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 10:18am

    Wait, did all the guys running behind him ALSO run sub 2 hour marathons?

  • jibblz
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 10:22am

    A what?

  • zeitliniclom
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 10:25am

    He doesn't even look that tired.

  • drewbles82
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 10:26am

    those other dudes weren't far behind either, surely they made it before the 2hr mark as well

  • XJadynX
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 10:27am

    Alright, who promised a 5lb Hershey bar at the finish?

    ( ducks and runs )

  • mufasas_son
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 10:28am

    Her: Hey come over

    Kipchoge: But I’m 26.2 miles away

    Her: My parents aren’t home

  • Coolgyerek
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 10:30am

    Imagine running at 22 km/h (almost sprinting speed) for 2 hours, and not even looking tired

  • Hankdebordeyoax
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:21am

    Why are some of them wearing arm socks?

  • GrowCanadian
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:47am

    Wouldn’t the people behind him also finish within the two hours? There was about 20 seconds left when he crossed and they were right behind him

  • SlickMitch92
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:22am

    That is absolutely incredible! As a runner myself it seems unfathomable. Breaking 50 minutes for a 10k is a nice accomplishment lol.

  • illegal_sex_panther
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:05am

    Doping scandals have ruined sports for me. Here’s to hoping he’s not doping.

  • deleted
    -27 points Oct 12,2019, 8:39am

    [deleted]

  • voice14
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:37am

    Wasn't this like a year ago? At some event they setup a huge treadmill to go at his avarage pace so people could try it.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SRYtn0j5ccA&t;=78s

  • amamam77
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:45am

    Are all those people behing him 2nd place and so on? Or are they just his friends who hopped in for the last 100 yards or so

  • Light-Cat
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 10:16am

    He is Legend

  • mannymark24
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 10:17am

    Is it me or did the others also beat 2 hours?

  • fshawnfitz
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 10:18am

    So that group of people behind him did it in under 2 hours also as there were still 20 seconds left to get to 2 hours. That’s a lot of people breaking such an historic record, no?

  • williamc25
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:52am

    Immediately Followed up by 15 other people lolÉdit: was incorrect i guess they didn’t run the whole what gratz to him

  • deleted
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:09am

    [deleted]

  • Gutgulper
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:31am

    Didn't all those other people run it in less than 2 hours as well?

  • badchad65
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:42am

    So, is there a camera angle/perspective I’m missing, or did like 5 other people go under two hours as well?

    Looks like a small pack right behind him.

  • ROUNDHOUSE5
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:52am

    Did that white guy behind him finish under 2hours too? Lol and was that his team behind him?

  • WORKADDICT
    -3 points Oct 12,2019, 8:50am

    Those next% are pretty cool too

  • cityterrace
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:37am

    Didn’t that pack become the next 10 runners to run a marathon in under 2 hours ?

  • CallumK7
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:41am

    Did several other men finish in under two hours just after him?

  • pinealglandexpansion
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:26am

    And then 7 more guys also added their names to the record book that day.

  • RoboNinjaPirate
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:33am

    It looked like a few others also broke the 2 hour mark - they were just paces behind him.

  • TheProffesorX
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:21am

    So those other guys behind him, they also finished under 2 hours?

  • last_starrfighter
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:35am

    I mean it looks like all the other guys behind him finsihed sub two hours as well? Does that not tell you maybe something is a bit off?

● ● ●

#5 Same tree, different seasons

Oddly Satisfying

COMMENTS

  • Koeienvanger
    81 points Oct 11,2019, 4:51pm

    I forgot to give credit to the photographer.

    His name is Jozef Morgoš

  • rg102
    37 points Oct 11,2019, 4:46pm

    Can we take a moment and appreciate the photography here.

  • ishyfishyy
    17 points Oct 11,2019, 4:54pm

    I wish this was a wallpaper that changed with the local seasons.

  • fwamingdwagon2
    9 points Oct 11,2019, 5:02pm

    I would totally sit under this tree with a good book

  • _SimplyComplicated_
    6 points Oct 11,2019, 5:15pm

    I feel this setting could be used for lots of amazing frolicking.

  • TribeIn5
    4 points Oct 11,2019, 5:02pm

    This is stunning

  • rhu91
    3 points Oct 11,2019, 5:21pm

    So beautiful but the lonely tree will never know the company of a tree friend :(

  • PeterPenishood
    3 points Oct 11,2019, 5:31pm

    Air Nation, Earth Kingdom, Fire Nation and Water Tribe

  • floofy-cat-cooper
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 5:21pm

    Beautiful

  • kirsion
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 5:25pm

    So beautiful and picturesque landscape.

  • PhoenixizFire
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 5:25pm

    For a second I thought those pictures were season comparison in Forza Horizon 4

  • mischa_steen
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 5:26pm

    Living in a crowded big city, photos like these actually remind me how beautiful and stunning our Earth is. It's really such a wonder.

  • ijozypheen
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 5:26pm

    This looks so serene.

  • joshimax
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 5:29pm

    I love this!

  • rednegan
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 5:29pm

    Speaks to me on a different level this one... Shows how things change with surroundings...😅

  • Tyflowshun
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 5:31pm

    Ah yes, Oracle of Seasons was a good game. Didn't beat it but it was a good game.

  • Lukeis95
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 5:31pm

    This should’ve been windows xp default background

  • birthnight
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 5:35pm

    I'm gonna start saying this instead of "same shit, different day."

  • hundenkattenglassen
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 5:36pm

    That landscape is straight up gorgeous.

  • SilverMars
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 5:37pm

    Winter > Fall > Spring > Summer

    In order of a e s t h e t i c

  • ProfessorNubs
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 5:37pm

    I dont know why, but the summer picture brings back so many good memories of mine

  • darkenedtides
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 5:38pm

    this makes me sound so old but it reminds me of vivaldi four seasons

  • PassingNormie
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 5:39pm

    Why the fuck did I think the winter one was a beach

  • KoopaKomix
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 5:41pm

    New wallpaper here I come!

  • juanchinnn
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 5:41pm

    Beautiful Slovakia

  • sparqui66
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 5:42pm

    Nice!

  • Dilly22
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 5:42pm

    Beautiful photography, but this reminds me of the tree in the Ring

  • mc4618
    -13 points Oct 11,2019, 4:09pm

    I wish these were in chronological order, but it’s beautiful!

COMMENTS

  • Koeienvanger
    81 points Oct 11,2019, 4:51pm

    I forgot to give credit to the photographer.

    His name is Jozef Morgoš

  • rg102
    37 points Oct 11,2019, 4:46pm

    Can we take a moment and appreciate the photography here.

  • ishyfishyy
    17 points Oct 11,2019, 4:54pm

    I wish this was a wallpaper that changed with the local seasons.

  • MittnOnXBL
    13 points Oct 11,2019, 4:46pm

    Where is this?

  • fwamingdwagon2
    9 points Oct 11,2019, 5:02pm

    I would totally sit under this tree with a good book

  • _SimplyComplicated_
    6 points Oct 11,2019, 5:15pm

    I feel this setting could be used for lots of amazing frolicking.

  • TribeIn5
    4 points Oct 11,2019, 5:02pm

    This is stunning

  • rhu91
    3 points Oct 11,2019, 5:21pm

    So beautiful but the lonely tree will never know the company of a tree friend :(

  • PeterPenishood
    3 points Oct 11,2019, 5:31pm

    Air Nation, Earth Kingdom, Fire Nation and Water Tribe

  • floofy-cat-cooper
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 5:21pm

    Beautiful

  • kirsion
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 5:25pm

    So beautiful and picturesque landscape.

  • PhoenixizFire
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 5:25pm

    For a second I thought those pictures were season comparison in Forza Horizon 4

  • mischa_steen
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 5:26pm

    Living in a crowded big city, photos like these actually remind me how beautiful and stunning our Earth is. It's really such a wonder.

  • ijozypheen
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 5:26pm

    This looks so serene.

  • joshimax
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 5:29pm

    I love this!

  • rednegan
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 5:29pm

    Speaks to me on a different level this one... Shows how things change with surroundings...😅

  • Tyflowshun
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 5:31pm

    Ah yes, Oracle of Seasons was a good game. Didn't beat it but it was a good game.

  • Lukeis95
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 5:31pm

    This should’ve been windows xp default background

  • birthnight
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 5:35pm

    I'm gonna start saying this instead of "same shit, different day."

  • hundenkattenglassen
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 5:36pm

    That landscape is straight up gorgeous.

  • SilverMars
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 5:37pm

    Winter > Fall > Spring > Summer

    In order of a e s t h e t i c

  • ProfessorNubs
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 5:37pm

    I dont know why, but the summer picture brings back so many good memories of mine

  • darkenedtides
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 5:38pm

    this makes me sound so old but it reminds me of vivaldi four seasons

  • PassingNormie
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 5:39pm

    Why the fuck did I think the winter one was a beach

  • KoopaKomix
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 5:41pm

    New wallpaper here I come!

  • juanchinnn
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 5:41pm

    Beautiful Slovakia

  • sparqui66
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 5:42pm

    Nice!

  • Dilly22
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 5:42pm

    Beautiful photography, but this reminds me of the tree in the Ring

  • mc4618
    -13 points Oct 11,2019, 4:09pm

    I wish these were in chronological order, but it’s beautiful!

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#6 Brilliant job by videographer

.gifs - funny, animated gifs for your viewing pleasure

COMMENTS

  • whodatdoe91
    1043 points Oct 09,2019, 10:54am

    Now are you happy about this or frustrated ? Because this is pretty fuckin hilarious

  • Flemtality
    456 points Oct 09,2019, 11:50am

    They might have done this a dozen times before and none of those customers caught it yet because nobody actually ever bothers watching these videos.

  • _Diskreet_
    294 points Oct 09,2019, 11:25am

    I hope what happened is the the photographer got shorted on his price and thought fuck it your not going to pay me all my money, here’s the video of your muppet wedding.

  • mortalwombat-
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 12:10pm

    years ago my sister went to Africa. While there she took an elephant safari where you ride elephants around for a bit. It was clearly made for tourists as they offered a VHS recording of the whole thing. She bought the VHS. When she came home we all sat down to watch it together. They included a cut kinda like that, but instead of muppets watching a wedding, it was a close up of the elephant shitting.

  • ghoulofrock
    31 points Oct 09,2019, 11:20am

    I hope they weren’t mad about this! This is amazing

  • Freshly_Squoze
    36 points Oct 09,2019, 11:01am

    This deserves a Oscar. Brilliant editing.

  • 4ananas
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 12:13pm

    I have no idea if this was his AHA moment of creativity or a sweet revenge because the newlyweds were assholes.

  • Col_Walter_Tits
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 12:08pm

    Do you have his number? I’m getting married soon and it might not be too late to make my fiancée really mad one last time before we’re man and wife.

  • TalkingMeowth
    23 points Oct 09,2019, 11:31am

    Probably asked the husband who said sure then when the wife freaked out and husband bailed on responsibility

  • minimag47
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 12:50pm

    Seriously asking. Who watches their marriage video after getting married?

  • Comedyfish_reddit
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 1:24pm

    I just woke my wife up at 4am laughing to this. I laughed for about 5 mins non stop 😂

    Oops

  • conordiamond_
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 12:27pm

    I’d fucking pay money for the muppet wedding to be spliced into a boring-ass wedding video my family made me get

  • IamMyles
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 1:10pm

    Oh, hope you called him afterwards. I'd be pissed off. Like if I put in all that extra work and finesse and didn't get paid extra for my stellar editing work. Man, I'd be angry.

  • naus226
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 12:51pm

    Somebody's getting marriiiiiiiied!

  • demonm0nkey
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 1:15pm

    Well I mean it looks like you played the music, lit the lights, you put on makeup, and got dressed up right...

  • helikespeanuts
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 1:22pm

    I bet Kermit is furious.

  • FLYNN1GAN
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 1:27pm

    This has to be a home video. Even without the edit, the quality is not good. Unless it's old and someone edited it after the fact.

  • Dansqautch
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 1:33pm

    I mean I wouldn't be mad.

  • Hungryboystrucking
    3 points Oct 09,2019, 11:43am

    If I saw this in my wedding video I would have to give the guy a tip for making a waste of a day funny. The wedding is all about the bride. She got her day. Wedding videos are torture for everyone that has to watch it. Might as well get a few yuks in.

  • MurphyBlack
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 1:01pm

    looks like the actual footage was pretty garbage.

    muppet b-roll works nicely here.

  • jerrygergichsmith
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 1:14pm

    I feel like this is one of those things I’d laugh at but my SO would not be amused.

  • ptq
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 1:16pm

    Is there no sound or my phone just can't? I want to hear it!

  • glassnumbers
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 1:29pm

    Too bad the global divorce rate is 50%, LOL.

  • drew079
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 1:31pm

    I HATE puppets/muppets so this would infuriate me

  • tamal4444
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 1:31pm

    Wait what?

  • Sometimesahippie
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 1:32pm

    I love the muppets SO much that at our wedding this summer, my love of the muppets was mentioned in my husbands vows and my sisters moh speech...so obviously I would have been more than okay with this addition to the video. :)

  • Memester-beast
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 1:32pm

    Hold up what?

  • Fredasa
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 1:33pm

    Reminds me of the time I composited a bluray out of 20 years of never-watched family home videos.

    There was one moment when the camera guy was recording a scene at a camping park. Family members were swimming in the local lake. There was a shot of some kid swimming towards the camera, half-submerged. After a few seconds, he came up for air.

    I couldn't help myself. I cut in with a shot of Chief Brody fixating his attention on this unidentified swimming object, only to sheepishly relax in relief when it turned out to be just a swimmer.

  • jceazy
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 1:35pm

    Videographer of the year

  • DbrownOG27
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 1:38pm

    Can’t even be mad at that. Only sad that the people weren’t as excited as the puppets

  • thepensivepoet
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 1:38pm

    Without CONSULTATION!?!?!?!

  • Frankieneedles
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 1:38pm

    Lol. Did you pay them on time? This almost seems to comical for it to not be a revenge ploy.

  • H4Design
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 1:42pm

    When you forget to also capture the crowd reaction shots so you improvise.

  • Da-Iron-Thumb
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 1:43pm

    I’ve watched it 10 times now and don’t see what’s wrong....

  • mynoduesp
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 11:50am

    The videographer just called them a bunch of muppets.

  • isitAliens
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 11:51am

    lmao

  • Miffers
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 1:05pm

    God I hope those video images are not copyrighted.

  • CecilB101
    0 points Oct 09,2019, 11:04am

    This is amazing!!!!

  • erethangbagel
    -1 points Oct 09,2019, 11:19am

    Hey does this in all his videos.

  • AGD1398
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 12:06pm

    I wish this happened to my wedding video.

  • theheroslayer
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 12:26pm

    That's amazing!

  • ISayNiice
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 12:28pm

    Thanks. I love it.

  • ImitationFire
    -3 points Oct 09,2019, 11:57am

    Pay this videographer all the money.

COMMENTS

  • whodatdoe91
    1043 points Oct 09,2019, 10:54am

    Now are you happy about this or frustrated ? Because this is pretty fuckin hilarious

  • Flemtality
    456 points Oct 09,2019, 11:50am

    They might have done this a dozen times before and none of those customers caught it yet because nobody actually ever bothers watching these videos.

  • _Diskreet_
    294 points Oct 09,2019, 11:25am

    I hope what happened is the the photographer got shorted on his price and thought fuck it your not going to pay me all my money, here’s the video of your muppet wedding.

  • mollanj
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 1:11pm

    this is my Twitter! and my parents!

  • mortalwombat-
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 12:10pm

    years ago my sister went to Africa. While there she took an elephant safari where you ride elephants around for a bit. It was clearly made for tourists as they offered a VHS recording of the whole thing. She bought the VHS. When she came home we all sat down to watch it together. They included a cut kinda like that, but instead of muppets watching a wedding, it was a close up of the elephant shitting.

  • ghoulofrock
    31 points Oct 09,2019, 11:20am

    I hope they weren’t mad about this! This is amazing

  • Freshly_Squoze
    36 points Oct 09,2019, 11:01am

    This deserves a Oscar. Brilliant editing.

  • 4ananas
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 12:13pm

    I have no idea if this was his AHA moment of creativity or a sweet revenge because the newlyweds were assholes.

  • Col_Walter_Tits
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 12:08pm

    Do you have his number? I’m getting married soon and it might not be too late to make my fiancée really mad one last time before we’re man and wife.

  • TalkingMeowth
    23 points Oct 09,2019, 11:31am

    Probably asked the husband who said sure then when the wife freaked out and husband bailed on responsibility

  • minimag47
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 12:50pm

    Seriously asking. Who watches their marriage video after getting married?

  • Comedyfish_reddit
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 1:24pm

    I just woke my wife up at 4am laughing to this. I laughed for about 5 mins non stop 😂

    Oops

  • conordiamond_
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 12:27pm

    I’d fucking pay money for the muppet wedding to be spliced into a boring-ass wedding video my family made me get

  • IamMyles
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 1:10pm

    Oh, hope you called him afterwards. I'd be pissed off. Like if I put in all that extra work and finesse and didn't get paid extra for my stellar editing work. Man, I'd be angry.

  • naus226
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 12:51pm

    Somebody's getting marriiiiiiiied!

  • demonm0nkey
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 1:15pm

    Well I mean it looks like you played the music, lit the lights, you put on makeup, and got dressed up right...

  • helikespeanuts
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 1:22pm

    I bet Kermit is furious.

  • FLYNN1GAN
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 1:27pm

    This has to be a home video. Even without the edit, the quality is not good. Unless it's old and someone edited it after the fact.

  • Dansqautch
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 1:33pm

    I mean I wouldn't be mad.

  • Hungryboystrucking
    3 points Oct 09,2019, 11:43am

    If I saw this in my wedding video I would have to give the guy a tip for making a waste of a day funny. The wedding is all about the bride. She got her day. Wedding videos are torture for everyone that has to watch it. Might as well get a few yuks in.

  • MurphyBlack
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 1:01pm

    looks like the actual footage was pretty garbage.

    muppet b-roll works nicely here.

  • jerrygergichsmith
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 1:14pm

    I feel like this is one of those things I’d laugh at but my SO would not be amused.

  • ptq
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 1:16pm

    Is there no sound or my phone just can't? I want to hear it!

  • glassnumbers
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 1:29pm

    Too bad the global divorce rate is 50%, LOL.

  • drew079
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 1:31pm

    I HATE puppets/muppets so this would infuriate me

  • tamal4444
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 1:31pm

    Wait what?

  • Sometimesahippie
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 1:32pm

    I love the muppets SO much that at our wedding this summer, my love of the muppets was mentioned in my husbands vows and my sisters moh speech...so obviously I would have been more than okay with this addition to the video. :)

  • Memester-beast
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 1:32pm

    Hold up what?

  • Fredasa
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 1:33pm

    Reminds me of the time I composited a bluray out of 20 years of never-watched family home videos.

    There was one moment when the camera guy was recording a scene at a camping park. Family members were swimming in the local lake. There was a shot of some kid swimming towards the camera, half-submerged. After a few seconds, he came up for air.

    I couldn't help myself. I cut in with a shot of Chief Brody fixating his attention on this unidentified swimming object, only to sheepishly relax in relief when it turned out to be just a swimmer.

  • jceazy
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 1:35pm

    Videographer of the year

  • DbrownOG27
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 1:38pm

    Can’t even be mad at that. Only sad that the people weren’t as excited as the puppets

  • thepensivepoet
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 1:38pm

    Without CONSULTATION!?!?!?!

  • Frankieneedles
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 1:38pm

    Lol. Did you pay them on time? This almost seems to comical for it to not be a revenge ploy.

  • H4Design
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 1:42pm

    When you forget to also capture the crowd reaction shots so you improvise.

  • Da-Iron-Thumb
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 1:43pm

    I’ve watched it 10 times now and don’t see what’s wrong....

  • mynoduesp
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 11:50am

    The videographer just called them a bunch of muppets.

  • isitAliens
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 11:51am

    lmao

  • Miffers
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 1:05pm

    God I hope those video images are not copyrighted.

  • CecilB101
    0 points Oct 09,2019, 11:04am

    This is amazing!!!!

  • erethangbagel
    -1 points Oct 09,2019, 11:19am

    Hey does this in all his videos.

  • AGD1398
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 12:06pm

    I wish this happened to my wedding video.

  • theheroslayer
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 12:26pm

    That's amazing!

  • ISayNiice
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 12:28pm

    Thanks. I love it.

  • ImitationFire
    -3 points Oct 09,2019, 11:57am

    Pay this videographer all the money.

● ● ●

#7 After 30 years, two brothers return to Chernobyl to find an old friend waiting for them.

Reddit Pics

COMMENTS

  • I_Am_Meowing_Cows
    361 points Oct 09,2019, 10:16pm

    The last thing they expected when coming across their childhood toy car was to hear russian music blasting out over the car radio.

    "What is that noise brother" one said to the other.

    "It is car radio brother" he replied

    "What do you mean, there is no way radio can still work after all these years! The wheels are not even there!" He exclaimed in response. "Check it again."

    "Yes brother, I check again and it is true. Radio is on. Radio active!"

  • smileedude
    231 points Oct 09,2019, 9:53pm

    Only 3.6 roentgen

  • spanky2088
    41 points Oct 09,2019, 9:57pm

    Put it in H!

  • jairomantill
    15 points Oct 09,2019, 10:04pm

    Look how fresh the paint is in that car, I'm telling you guys lead paint is the future.

  • tattooedpenis
    41 points Oct 09,2019, 9:25pm

    Maybe it would still have wheels if they didn't leave it in such a sketchy area.

  • Pm_Ur_Birthdaysuit
    60 points Oct 09,2019, 9:44pm

    Why is there just a car in the bottom pic. Where’s the kids now that their grown up ?

  • LadyAmazon333
    23 points Oct 09,2019, 9:05pm

    Aww that’s so cool

  • Splortched
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 11:12pm

    Bullshit.

  • Derpcepticon
    9 points Oct 09,2019, 9:57pm

    aaaaaand you have lymphoma

  • sonofabutch
    3 points Oct 09,2019, 9:48pm

    Check that car for radiation.

  • Doomnahct
    3 points Oct 09,2019, 10:11pm

    The guy on the left looks exactly like one of my old classmates from Russian class.

    Funny, he never said anything about being from Chernobyl.

  • 9W_777_300
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 10:37pm

    This is so heart warming ❤️

  • jayradano
    2 points Oct 09,2019, 10:26pm

    As much as I’d Love to believe this story , there’s just no fuckin way. With all that radiation there that car woulda easily evolved and drove off by now. Ever wonder where the flying car in Harry Potter came from? Think no more.

  • jurgenstempler
    7 points Oct 09,2019, 9:33pm

    Cool story but different car, but still a cool story.

  • austinmiles
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 10:32pm

    Those Russian girls grew up to be REALLY ugly Russian women.

  • carlinwasright
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 10:09pm

    Link to their story?

  • GabenSlave
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 10:18pm

    Holy shit that is amazing.

  • azgrunt
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 10:20pm

    No fucking way

  • FlowrollMB
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 10:22pm

    Oh shit I had that Moskvich growing up.

  • Ddaddysupreme
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 10:24pm

    The dude on the right was the old friend. He lived with the radiation and became one with nature. He cannot leave his tiny car, much like how a nymph cannot leave their tree

  • Ubernym
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 10:27pm

    I don't get it. The second picture is just he toy car?!

  • worldtraveler19
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 10:46pm

    Wow. Morbid.

  • Legsofwood
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 10:54pm

    Two Brother, in a small toy car

  • Denver332
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 10:59pm

    Isn’t the region supposed to be uninhabitable for a thousand years or something like that?

  • doctorcrimson
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 10:59pm

    I wonder what they did wrong to get posted there.

  • Merancapeman
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 11:02pm

    After thirty years, they also found an older and degraded copy of themselves. What's worse is that they stole their little blue car...

  • RangerSkyy
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 11:06pm

    Cheeki Breeki Stalker

  • tfbillc
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 11:08pm

    Poor guys. That radiation made them grow to such immense size, they make that car look like a toy.

  • PioneerStandard
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 11:09pm

    Vice would like to make a short documentary on these lads.

  • ilovepotates1111
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 11:10pm

    My lord if that happened to me I would cry

  • BlazeMeeseeks
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 11:12pm

    they look like escape from tsrkov

  • 1blockologist
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 11:12pm

    radical

  • Isaacxxi
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 11:12pm

    Glad to know they are still alive, well, and in high spirits. All those years radioactively fused together had to be hard.

  • BeloitBrewers
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 11:14pm

    In Soviet Ukraine, car wait for you!

  • Bahncard
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 11:17pm

    I have one of these Moskvich pedal cars.

  • plolops
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 11:20pm

    Bald

  • TheHoesAreLaughing
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 11:24pm

    The radiation must have caused rapid growth

  • toTheNewLife
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 11:25pm

    But does it have a dashcam?

  • culculain
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 11:25pm

    That's not even the same car, Boris

  • AntiBaka
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 11:25pm

    All I see is a car I don’t see 2 brothers

  • BarryTrotz86
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 11:26pm

    Looks like the radiation shrunk the car to a third of its original size.

  • coppergato
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 11:27pm

    They don't make toys like they used to.

  • sirbruce
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 11:27pm

    "But how's the gas mileage?"

    "3.6 Roentgen per mile. Not great, not terrible."

  • LetFiefdomReign
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 10:44pm

    Totally not the same toy car.

    Russian origin (i.e. bullshit) checks out.

  • ronin4740
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 9:34pm

    Fallout 2019...

  • POOPbloodSEMENguzlr
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 9:37pm

    He's too big for that. Silly

  • RDPCG
    0 points Oct 09,2019, 9:14pm

    Holy crap. How does this not have more upvotes???

  • pinniped1
    -2 points Oct 09,2019, 9:36pm

    It's a different car.

  • Dildo_Baggins__
    0 points Oct 09,2019, 10:04pm

    That's really wholesome

  • 00000p
    -2 points Oct 09,2019, 10:02pm

    After 30 years Chernobyl been exposed to it, nuclear bomb or a high pressure release.

    What are the signs of Nuclear fallout in an area? You can tell if your area has received Nuclear fallout because a large number of radioactive rads are produced in a few minutes.

    The isotope Cesium 134 that's the primary cause in people is called Cesium 134 B1 as that's the most common isotope.

    If the area is still heavily dirty and you run into other radioactive materials and are exposed. That's a sign there is a nuclear fallout.

    You have to take your lead suit or boots off after a heavy fallout.

    Can the radioactivity be released as smoke? No.

    You have to take your lead suit or boots off after a heavy fallout. Is it safe to go out in the forest after receiving a Heavy Nuclear fallout? If you go outside of a heavy radioactive rain cloud in an area, be careful, it could take days

COMMENTS

  • I_Am_Meowing_Cows
    361 points Oct 09,2019, 10:16pm

    The last thing they expected when coming across their childhood toy car was to hear russian music blasting out over the car radio.

    "What is that noise brother" one said to the other.

    "It is car radio brother" he replied

    "What do you mean, there is no way radio can still work after all these years! The wheels are not even there!" He exclaimed in response. "Check it again."

    "Yes brother, I check again and it is true. Radio is on. Radio active!"

  • smileedude
    231 points Oct 09,2019, 9:53pm

    Only 3.6 roentgen

  • spanky2088
    41 points Oct 09,2019, 9:57pm

    Put it in H!

  • dw_jb
    26 points Oct 09,2019, 9:45pm

    He had such nice hair as a child...

  • jairomantill
    15 points Oct 09,2019, 10:04pm

    Look how fresh the paint is in that car, I'm telling you guys lead paint is the future.

  • tattooedpenis
    41 points Oct 09,2019, 9:25pm

    Maybe it would still have wheels if they didn't leave it in such a sketchy area.

  • Pm_Ur_Birthdaysuit
    60 points Oct 09,2019, 9:44pm

    Why is there just a car in the bottom pic. Where’s the kids now that their grown up ?

  • LadyAmazon333
    23 points Oct 09,2019, 9:05pm

    Aww that’s so cool

  • Splortched
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 11:12pm

    Bullshit.

  • Derpcepticon
    9 points Oct 09,2019, 9:57pm

    aaaaaand you have lymphoma

  • sonofabutch
    3 points Oct 09,2019, 9:48pm

    Check that car for radiation.

  • Doomnahct
    3 points Oct 09,2019, 10:11pm

    The guy on the left looks exactly like one of my old classmates from Russian class.

    Funny, he never said anything about being from Chernobyl.

  • 9W_777_300
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 10:37pm

    This is so heart warming ❤️

  • jayradano
    2 points Oct 09,2019, 10:26pm

    As much as I’d Love to believe this story , there’s just no fuckin way. With all that radiation there that car woulda easily evolved and drove off by now. Ever wonder where the flying car in Harry Potter came from? Think no more.

  • jurgenstempler
    7 points Oct 09,2019, 9:33pm

    Cool story but different car, but still a cool story.

  • austinmiles
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 10:32pm

    Those Russian girls grew up to be REALLY ugly Russian women.

  • carlinwasright
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 10:09pm

    Link to their story?

  • GabenSlave
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 10:18pm

    Holy shit that is amazing.

  • azgrunt
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 10:20pm

    No fucking way

  • FlowrollMB
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 10:22pm

    Oh shit I had that Moskvich growing up.

  • Ddaddysupreme
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 10:24pm

    The dude on the right was the old friend. He lived with the radiation and became one with nature. He cannot leave his tiny car, much like how a nymph cannot leave their tree

  • Ubernym
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 10:27pm

    I don't get it. The second picture is just he toy car?!

  • worldtraveler19
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 10:46pm

    Wow. Morbid.

  • Legsofwood
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 10:54pm

    Two Brother, in a small toy car

  • Denver332
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 10:59pm

    Isn’t the region supposed to be uninhabitable for a thousand years or something like that?

  • doctorcrimson
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 10:59pm

    I wonder what they did wrong to get posted there.

  • Merancapeman
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 11:02pm

    After thirty years, they also found an older and degraded copy of themselves. What's worse is that they stole their little blue car...

  • RangerSkyy
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 11:06pm

    Cheeki Breeki Stalker

  • tfbillc
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 11:08pm

    Poor guys. That radiation made them grow to such immense size, they make that car look like a toy.

  • PioneerStandard
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 11:09pm

    Vice would like to make a short documentary on these lads.

  • ilovepotates1111
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 11:10pm

    My lord if that happened to me I would cry

  • BlazeMeeseeks
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 11:12pm

    they look like escape from tsrkov

  • 1blockologist
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 11:12pm

    radical

  • Isaacxxi
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 11:12pm

    Glad to know they are still alive, well, and in high spirits. All those years radioactively fused together had to be hard.

  • BeloitBrewers
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 11:14pm

    In Soviet Ukraine, car wait for you!

  • Bahncard
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 11:17pm

    I have one of these Moskvich pedal cars.

  • plolops
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 11:20pm

    Bald

  • TheHoesAreLaughing
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 11:24pm

    The radiation must have caused rapid growth

  • toTheNewLife
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 11:25pm

    But does it have a dashcam?

  • culculain
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 11:25pm

    That's not even the same car, Boris

  • AntiBaka
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 11:25pm

    All I see is a car I don’t see 2 brothers

  • BarryTrotz86
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 11:26pm

    Looks like the radiation shrunk the car to a third of its original size.

  • coppergato
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 11:27pm

    They don't make toys like they used to.

  • sirbruce
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 11:27pm

    "But how's the gas mileage?"

    "3.6 Roentgen per mile. Not great, not terrible."

  • LetFiefdomReign
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 10:44pm

    Totally not the same toy car.

    Russian origin (i.e. bullshit) checks out.

  • ronin4740
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 9:34pm

    Fallout 2019...

  • POOPbloodSEMENguzlr
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 9:37pm

    He's too big for that. Silly

  • RDPCG
    0 points Oct 09,2019, 9:14pm

    Holy crap. How does this not have more upvotes???

  • pinniped1
    -2 points Oct 09,2019, 9:36pm

    It's a different car.

  • Dildo_Baggins__
    0 points Oct 09,2019, 10:04pm

    That's really wholesome

  • 00000p
    -2 points Oct 09,2019, 10:02pm

    After 30 years Chernobyl been exposed to it, nuclear bomb or a high pressure release.

    What are the signs of Nuclear fallout in an area? You can tell if your area has received Nuclear fallout because a large number of radioactive rads are produced in a few minutes.

    The isotope Cesium 134 that's the primary cause in people is called Cesium 134 B1 as that's the most common isotope.

    If the area is still heavily dirty and you run into other radioactive materials and are exposed. That's a sign there is a nuclear fallout.

    You have to take your lead suit or boots off after a heavy fallout.

    Can the radioactivity be released as smoke? No.

    You have to take your lead suit or boots off after a heavy fallout. Is it safe to go out in the forest after receiving a Heavy Nuclear fallout? If you go outside of a heavy radioactive rain cloud in an area, be careful, it could take days

● ● ●

#8 I for one welcome our new Chinese Overwatch...

High Quality .gifs

COMMENTS

  • EditingAndLayout
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 4:16pm

    During the HQG posts today, there was a competition rule violation during an Elpinko gif involving China, which resulted in the removal of said gif.

    Upon further review, I have found the action has violated the 2019 HiqhQualityGifs Official Competition Rules section 6.1 (o) and is individual behavior which does not represent HQG. 6.1 (o) is found below.

    2019 HIGHQUALITYGIFS® OFFICIAL COMPETITION RULES v1.4 p.12, Section 6.1 (o)

    Engaging in any act that, in EditingAndLayout’s sole discretion, brings you into public disrepute, offends a portion or group of the public, or otherwise damages EditingAndLayout's image will result in removal from HQG and reduction of the player’s karma to 0, in addition to other remedies which may be provided for under the sidebar and HQG’s subreddit terms.

    HQG is the highest tier of Reddit subreddits, and I take gif rule violations very seriously. After an investigation, I am taking the necessary actions to prevent similar incidents from happening in the future.

    Effective immediately, Elpinko is removed from HQG and will receive no karma for this gif. Additionally, Elpinko is ineligible to participate in HQG for 12 months beginning from Oct. 8th, 2019 and extending to Oct. 8th, 2020. I will also immediately cease working with infidiLL, because I never trusted that dude.

    I’d like to re-emphasize HQG and giffer conduct within the HighQualityGifs community from both players and talent. While we stand by one’s right to express individual thoughts and opinions, gif-makers and other participants that elect to participate in HighQualityGifs must abide by the official HQG rules.

  • elpinko
    116 points Oct 08,2019, 3:47pm

    我一個歡迎我們的新中國守望先鋒

  • ConfusedFuktard
    83 points Oct 08,2019, 3:48pm

    Why did you upload a blank gif?

  • Farmhan
    51 points Oct 08,2019, 4:28pm

    I don’t usually visit HQG, or get too involved in HK-CH. But if some fucking guy/company doesn’t want some image on the internet, bet your ass I’m downloading it so I can repost it later.

  • tonybaby
    32 points Oct 08,2019, 3:54pm

    I see you've chosen the watercannon as your weapon. Bold choice.

  • ilikepaintball
    26 points Oct 08,2019, 4:12pm
  • HumptyDumpty1313
    44 points Oct 08,2019, 4:43pm

    USA citizens can contact their representatives in Congress as well as State representatives to ask them why the USA is allowing a totalitarian regime to own shares in US companies to disastrous impact on US democracy and rights.

    People think that representatives are overwhelmed by letters and emails, but the truth is that most of them are not, and even the busiest ones have staff whose job it is to sort through correspondance and note the issue of concern to present to the representative in daily or weekly reports about the subjects brought up by their constituents.

    https://www.usa.gov/elected-officials

    I asked Bernie Sander's Senior Advisor, want to see how he responded, if at all?

    https://old.reddit.com/r/SandersForPresident/comments/df4twq/i_am_warren_gunnels_senior_advisor_to_bernie/f313xlu/

  • GreenJesus4President
    22 points Oct 08,2019, 4:28pm

    This is a great gif but the attendant moderation is scary

  • elpinko
    108 points Oct 08,2019, 4:08pm

    Please note this thread only permits one child comment per user. All other child comments will be removed.

  • snakeplizzken
    15 points Oct 08,2019, 4:32pm

    Be sure to post this in r/gaming!

  • lordatamus
    15 points Oct 08,2019, 4:37pm

    This Gif is awesome, and I'm spreading it everywhere with Elpinko getting credit.

    Also, Lets give the mods a shout out for showing they are more concerned for the Subs image and remaining inoffensive to all the poor people they must pander to.

  • Drackenstein
    15 points Oct 08,2019, 4:41pm

    I want to reply to every blizzard tweet with this gif. Is that cool u/elpinko?

  • badmonkey0001
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 5:00pm

    Please keep in mind that any offensive comments may adversely affect your Social Credit Score and standing in the Party.

  • MakeYouAGif
    14 points Oct 08,2019, 4:10pm

    Oh elpinko, so topical and on the nose

  • swillyy
    22 points Oct 08,2019, 4:44pm

    Fuck China, fuck the mods, and fuck censorship

  • jimcook1
    20 points Oct 08,2019, 4:40pm

    这是我国政府发表的评论

  • Noyouask
    10 points Oct 08,2019, 4:41pm

    All these locked comments 😬

  • CRIAN1
    8 points Oct 08,2019, 4:14pm

    Brilliant, as usual, sir.

  • various_extinctions
    7 points Oct 08,2019, 4:20pm
  • Butcher_Of_Hope
    7 points Oct 08,2019, 4:22pm
  • Jim_Nills_Mustache
    7 points Oct 08,2019, 4:27pm

    Quality 👌🏻

  • Sun_Beams
    7 points Oct 08,2019, 4:38pm

    Ooooof this is one spicy meatball... sub ... submit it to r/gaming

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • FecalHeiroglyphics
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 4:51pm

    This needs to get to the front page. Fuck the CCP, free HK

  • JokerFromPersona5
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 4:53pm

    Lol every comment is getting locked

  • Mistersamza
    5 points Oct 08,2019, 4:41pm

    China #2

  • IJustdontgiveadam
    5 points Oct 08,2019, 4:42pm

    But I thought South Park resolved this issue of Winnie the Pooh by murdering him and last week's episode

  • anotherguyisuppose
    5 points Oct 08,2019, 4:43pm

    I hate the reddit mobile app, i can never see anything.

  • I_Am_Batgirl
    5 points Oct 08,2019, 4:44pm

    [Censored]

  • nuthin_to_it
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 4:54pm

    The fact it was removed speaks volumes.

  • Noondozer
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 4:54pm

    I hear they are developing a new character that does bonus damage if they shoot their opponents in the eye.

  • fardok
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 4:54pm

    Hahahaha this is fantastic.

  • carlinwasright
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 4:57pm

    Fuck the kneelers!!!

  • Dirty_USB
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 4:51pm

    Played hearthstone for a good few years now. Not anymore, man. Unacceptable.

  • Toast42
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 5:00pm

    You have been banned from r/blizzard

  • Sweet-Nightmarez
    2 points Oct 08,2019, 4:43pm

    Ah shi-

  • brunomarsfan666
    2 points Oct 08,2019, 4:45pm

    u/lkoz91 GET REKT NOOB

  • Chris-Lens-Flare
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 4:47pm

    Uh, what just happened to the posts?

  • Ruf1yo
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 4:48pm

    Activision Blizzard: Wooh! check this out, I am on 🔥!

  • Raybeezy42
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 4:53pm

    This gif #1

  • Merusk
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 4:57pm

    Legendary.

  • McFaggets
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 4:57pm

    Glad to be part of history! Legendary post in the making

  • Avatar_Broku
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 4:57pm

    I want to participate

  • Abraxis87
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 4:57pm

    What the actual fuck, did elpinko really got banned because of this?

  • daywreckerdiesel
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 5:00pm

    Why are all of the comments here locked?

  • SuperDuperChuck
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 5:01pm

    This is gold

  • grantcoolguy
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 5:03pm

    Shoutout to the mods lmao not surprised

  • Supret
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 5:04pm

    FREE HONG KONG

  • Zetesofos
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 5:05pm

    I came for the GIF, but I stayed for the comments.

  • NotACop26
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 5:05pm

    Now i hate blizzard

  • The_Fayman
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 5:08pm

    This whole thread is just too good. Lets hope we don't lose our credit score by simply being here!

  • Iodinea
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 4:56pm

    Great gif — fuck this moderation.

    By defending/legitimizing totalitarian regimes out of self-interest, you become complicit in their crimes against human rights.

  • quests
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 4:55pm

    Poo bear boop

  • OldistheEarth
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 4:55pm

    Wooowwwww

    Censorship at its finest.

  • Aaron_Greenland
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 4:56pm

    Why is everything locked?

  • Clayton_69
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 4:59pm

    Oh fuck yea, spread it.

  • Ravilaaa
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 4:59pm

    Beautiful.

  • ChoseSinWon
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 5:00pm

    What does the flair say? Is that so the Chinese government can easily block this?

  • Pchinaider
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 5:00pm

    Lock me in too!

  • Kairis83
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 5:02pm

    Must be because of the winnie the pooh of course....

  • macajoodle
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 5:03pm

    Wouldn't it be easier to just lock the post than lock the comments

  • TheLostDovahkin
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 5:03pm

    Share this post and show our love to HK and dont give any money to blizzard

  • MLGnoscp
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 5:05pm

    Winnie the Pooh got play of the game. Gg ez

  • snakesyafilthyanimal
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 5:06pm

    Who woulda thunk that the company that referred to the OWWC team as “Chinese Taipei” would cave so swiftly on this issue?

  • Yodplods
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 5:11pm

    Now this is epic

  • Jynn05
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 5:11pm

    Lol

  • ghostalker47423
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 5:11pm

    This is good shit

  • Supermaxman1
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 5:12pm
  • lompocmatt
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 5:14pm

    Fuck China

  • Crustyzz
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 5:14pm

    please post this in r/sino for balls deep

  • Boozhi
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 5:15pm

    Xicio brings a whole new meaning to freedom fighter.

  • RevanchistSheev66
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 5:04pm

    Oof

COMMENTS

  • EditingAndLayout
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 4:16pm

    During the HQG posts today, there was a competition rule violation during an Elpinko gif involving China, which resulted in the removal of said gif.

    Upon further review, I have found the action has violated the 2019 HiqhQualityGifs Official Competition Rules section 6.1 (o) and is individual behavior which does not represent HQG. 6.1 (o) is found below.

    2019 HIGHQUALITYGIFS® OFFICIAL COMPETITION RULES v1.4 p.12, Section 6.1 (o)

    Engaging in any act that, in EditingAndLayout’s sole discretion, brings you into public disrepute, offends a portion or group of the public, or otherwise damages EditingAndLayout's image will result in removal from HQG and reduction of the player’s karma to 0, in addition to other remedies which may be provided for under the sidebar and HQG’s subreddit terms.

    HQG is the highest tier of Reddit subreddits, and I take gif rule violations very seriously. After an investigation, I am taking the necessary actions to prevent similar incidents from happening in the future.

    Effective immediately, Elpinko is removed from HQG and will receive no karma for this gif. Additionally, Elpinko is ineligible to participate in HQG for 12 months beginning from Oct. 8th, 2019 and extending to Oct. 8th, 2020. I will also immediately cease working with infidiLL, because I never trusted that dude.

    I’d like to re-emphasize HQG and giffer conduct within the HighQualityGifs community from both players and talent. While we stand by one’s right to express individual thoughts and opinions, gif-makers and other participants that elect to participate in HighQualityGifs must abide by the official HQG rules.

  • elpinko
    116 points Oct 08,2019, 3:47pm

    我一個歡迎我們的新中國守望先鋒

  • ConfusedFuktard
    83 points Oct 08,2019, 3:48pm

    Why did you upload a blank gif?

  • Pandatotheface
    65 points Oct 08,2019, 4:02pm

    Fantastic, if there's one plus side to this at least he achieved what he was after and brought a ton more attention to the protests.

    Hope this gets to the front page.

  • Farmhan
    51 points Oct 08,2019, 4:28pm

    I don’t usually visit HQG, or get too involved in HK-CH. But if some fucking guy/company doesn’t want some image on the internet, bet your ass I’m downloading it so I can repost it later.

  • tonybaby
    32 points Oct 08,2019, 3:54pm

    I see you've chosen the watercannon as your weapon. Bold choice.

  • ilikepaintball
    26 points Oct 08,2019, 4:12pm
  • HumptyDumpty1313
    44 points Oct 08,2019, 4:43pm

    USA citizens can contact their representatives in Congress as well as State representatives to ask them why the USA is allowing a totalitarian regime to own shares in US companies to disastrous impact on US democracy and rights.

    People think that representatives are overwhelmed by letters and emails, but the truth is that most of them are not, and even the busiest ones have staff whose job it is to sort through correspondance and note the issue of concern to present to the representative in daily or weekly reports about the subjects brought up by their constituents.

    https://www.usa.gov/elected-officials

    I asked Bernie Sander's Senior Advisor, want to see how he responded, if at all?

    https://old.reddit.com/r/SandersForPresident/comments/df4twq/i_am_warren_gunnels_senior_advisor_to_bernie/f313xlu/

  • GreenJesus4President
    22 points Oct 08,2019, 4:28pm

    This is a great gif but the attendant moderation is scary

  • elpinko
    108 points Oct 08,2019, 4:08pm

    Please note this thread only permits one child comment per user. All other child comments will be removed.