Keanu is officially a religion now.
You could say it’s... breathtaking
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Completely worth it.
Path of Neo...
I remember loving that game when it came out. Cause, at the time, I loved doing all the fighting tricks and reliving the better parts of that franchise.
But I loved it right until you get to the ending. Where the Wackowski's discuss how they decided to end this game. It's funny at first, but then you realize the guys are kinda shitting on the very premise of the entire franchise. Just rubbed me the wrong way.
Were in the endgame now
Depression has entered the chat
Keanu Reeves has entered the chat
Depression has left the chat
Why are you comparing the same image twice?
This is it ladies and gentlemen. We did it!
The game went from an "I like what I hear so far" to an "I want to fucking co-op with Keanu"
Uhhh seeing as the technology exists to do this, can we get a remaster of Path Of Neo???
I just wanna say that that matrix video game was kind of awesome considering it was never very popular. The fight combination mechanics were way ahead of its time.
He was digitized in the Matrix movies.
Neo has become a mass murderer in the meantime . BADASS
The left pic is still extremely sexy
Cant wait to play this
Was it a gameplay trailer or is that CG?
He is the one!
Why am I crying in the club right now?
We took what we could get with Enter the Matrix Neo
I was just thinking it was a meme until I remembered Keanu Reeves is actually neo
I still can't believe I started with the NES. In 30 years people will literally walk into these games.
I can't believe how genuinely excited I am to have him in the game. He's such an awesome guy
You capitalize his name right now!!
Not like we need to digitise him for historical reasons. The guy’s a vampire.
Dog revenge in HD
Looking at the old Matrix game makes me think how good Keanu would be as a realistic J.C. Denton
You know modders are going to make Keanu bangable
I LMFAO'd at the youtube comment.
KEANU: "How Much?"
CD PROJEKT: "YES."
Enter the Matrix was a confusing game.
Maybe Neo has just been trying to get back into the Matrix all along.
its a cinematic trailer u dufus
I'm expecting his name in game is K34NV.
Indiana Bones: Raiders of the lost Bark
She looks like a more adorable Smokey the Bear
Bonus pictures:Sunglasses http://imgur.com/Dpo5zNZAnother hat http://imgur.com/zkv0mbA
She looks like she’s thinking, “howdy partner, let’s go round up some treats!”
She’s so pretty. Is she a golden mix?
Somebody poisoned the water hole!
This pleases me
I love cats so much but this dog is ridiculous and I would give it all the treats if it asked for or if it didn’t ask for it.
Give Francie a big hug for me 🥺
So sweet, so goddamned adorable!
This is even a good meme template.
A gentleman. And a scholar. Look at that smile:)
"What in barknation"
It's ridiculous how well the hat suits her!
She looks better in hats than I do!
I'm going to need more photos please.
All doggos deserve hats and hugs on this earth.
She looks like a teddy bear.
Alone in the world is a little HatDog
Great! Now animals are dressing better than me.
The most adorable cowboy in the west
The best doggone dog in the west
Indiana Bones and the last Bork-ade!
Not to be dramatic, but I would die for her
What a good boi
What a doll! Love her smile. She looks adorable.
And how do you do, my good lady
Everybody gangsta till he arrives..😍😘
10/10 would pet
She's looks like a Bark Ranger!
this is the most adorable thing I've seen this year.
This is too precious.
This might be the goodest girle alive.
Just wanted to let you know, you're doin' god's work.
We have detective pikachu and now detective growlithe
That's really stinkin' cute!
"I dont need a dog"
"Well how about a world class park ranger?"
What national dog park does she give tours at?
She wears them well! 😉
I'd follow this dog to Hell and back I would
She looks like a Lion!
What kind of pupper is that pupper?
The fastest bork in the West
Aww! What’s her name?
Her face just lit up! This is so sweet! Thanks for sharing! Definitely awwww-some!
No one hugs like a grandma. I miss mine.
Why do I have a feeling this is Dutch?
Look at me, grandma. I am the captain now.
How is she getting into the wrong side of the plane?
100% guarantee she clapped when the plane landed.
I'm crying, and I just can't stop
Spend time with your grandparents. They won’t be here forever, and it’s nice to have some beautiful memories to cherish.
I like how she's like "The fuck are you sticking your face in my face fo...OH MY GOD!!!!
And there goes my bad mood!
This is definitely a r/MadeMeSmile as well. As soon as the realization came over her I couldn't stop smiling
Mark my words this post will be on the front page of Internet.
God, this got me all choked up. Way to wholesome for me to handle.
😭❤️ just look at the pride in her face. Thanks for sharing!
'Gramma! Remember when I graduated High School and you gave me that card with a $5 bill in it? And when I brought my first boyfriend home for thanksgiving, and you got drunk and told racist jokes all through dinner? Hope you got your depends on, because I'm putting this plane through a zero G nose dive a couple times just for you!'
"You must be hungry dear!"
goes back to pick up overpriced food at the terminal
I'm not crying, you're crying!
Damn dust all up in my face!
Grandma kisses are the best. They tickle and make me sleepy. The sleepiness is probably some Pavlovian shit from when I was a baby.
Take your grandmother to work day
It’s a conflict of interest
I felt all that pride. So genuine
You can see the pride on grandma's face!
I hope they bumped grandma up to business or first!!!
This made my day!
Oh the feels, do we have a video with sound included?
Such moments are really hearty
This makes me happy. I needed this.
Do you have a video link with sound? Tried looking on YouTube but couldn’t find it
Sits down in her seat
Looks at the person she’s sitting next to
“Buckle up, I’ve seen my granddaughter drive my Civic before.”
Damn the feels! I miss my grandma!
Previously on LOST...
And Immediately after hugs she rebooked the flight.
My grandfather did this only his granddaughter was driving a bus full of tourists. Everyone behind him in line gave her a hug thinking it was the norm.
Bless! You can see how happy she was to see her grandbaby <3 Love it!
This is wholesome AF.
I miss my Grandma's hugs now
God dammit... It got me, i cried
I thought this was in r/funny because can you imagine a WOMAN pilot?!?
Totally kidding this is wholesome as shit, I love it.
I'm not a pilot but if this was my grandma she'd look me up and down and say "the same little shit that used to eat cockroaches is going to take me 10,000 feet up?"
The pilot the whole time flying "don't crash, don't crash, don't crash, don't crash" /s
This made me smiler/MadeMeSmile
In the event of an emergency gran's body can be used as a flotation device
Looks more like a flight attendant, or am i wrong?
This would be a lot different if her grandkid was a fuckup their whole life and then became a pilot. She might have turned around and get a new flight.
Am I the only one to think that it would suck if there was a malfunction and the plane went down?
The last thing this grandma would be thinking was how much of a disappointment her grand daughter was and caused her demise.
She's not the captain. She has two stripes on her epaulette, which makes her the second officer/flight engineer. Captains have four stripes.
All the same... this is heartwarming.
Holy shit, 2 million? That accounts nearly 30% of the entire population of Hong Kong!
Honest question and ot: with this many people at any protest, how does one use the restroom?
I would really hate to be in the middle of that and have to poop.
Wow, that looks unreal.
zombipocalypse anxiety intensifies
Imagine having sudden and explosive diarrhea
They are celebrating the Blues Stanley Cup victory!
Delay no more
I haven't seen much more than a mention on the news.
Bad play from a tactical view point.
Looks like they're all in the kill box.
Where are the black people blocking the freeway and pulling victims from their cars? I was told that was normal protest behavior last time we had ours.
Where are they all peeing? is my first thought.
Why does everytime i see large crowd, i always think of impending terrorist attack
Why are the protesting?
And BLM can only make a paltry line across one interstate -- if they stretch their arms far enough. Lol.
Can someone explain why they are protesting? Also, what’s it going to take to light a fire under the American public’s ass to protest Trump out of office?
Keep it up!! Stay strong Hong Kong!
What do you mean “some people”?
Do you reckon Lawrence says "Hey Lawrence" to Sam, and Sam says "Hey Sam" to Lawrence?
Tyler Perry was there but the guys waited until he went to the bathroom to take their group pic.
From left to right: Anthony Mackie, SLJ, Don Cheadle, Laurence Fishburne, Chadwick Boseman
you mean "Laurence Fishburne hanging out with some people"
the man that was dropping acid with Marlon Brando when he was 16 hanging out with some people.
I call the guy on the left "discount Will Smith".
Love SLJ. I always think of that time when some news anchor called him Denzel and he tore a strip off them and it was hilarious!
That’s a bunch of bad-ass acting talent right there.
I just see a bunch of marvel movie actors
Black actors gotta stick together. No snitching
Don is the man. Traitor is on my favorite movies!
How is Samuel L Jackson in this picture twice? I see him twice.
For those not in the know. From left to right: Will Smith, Morgan Freeman, Kobe Bryant, Bill Russell, and DeMar DeRozan.
The joke seems to be there is no Samuel L. Jackson.
I smell a sitcom
Looks like they are about to be in some Barney Rubble...
Anthony Mackie is just that girl from the Playstation advert but all grown up
"Where the white women at?"
Are they not all Samuel L. Jackson 🤔
Never once paid for drugggs
He's a racist you know
Sam L Jackson is 6 feet tall. Everyone except Cheadle looks this same height. This is a tall as group.
wasn't there some news caster that mixed up Fishbourne and Jackson? I mean how,.....
SAY PEOPLE ONE MORE TIME!?!? I DARE YOU!
Iron man, Morpheus and are the other two the guys from OutKast?
Wow, what a lucky fan to take that picture with them. Pity he's so far in the back though.
SLJ looks like a minion here.
How did Lawrence Fishburne manage to be in this photo twice?
Was Lawrence Fishburne in the MCU??
What is Perry White doing here?
I'll never understand how Eddie Murphy does it.
For some reason I keep getting Lawrence mixed up with James Earl Jones, they don’t even look that similar but something does it
I love that he hangs out with some of the Sam Jackson impersonators. Gottta appreciate your fans. Good for him.
Is that Tiger Woods?
Don be like: "boom you looking for this?"
oh wow other celebrities, lets upvote!! this is such an incredible powerful picture, if only keanu reeves was in it we could upvote even more!!!!!
Samuel l Jackson is on the right....right?
That’s Laurence Fishburne
Hahaha. A bunch of Samuel L. Jackson pictures shopped into one.
Who are they?
I love Denzel!
"What super bowl commercial"
i know the main 3 guys but the one on the right im not sure and the one on the left i think is the guy in black mirror?
Fish boi creepin in.
I assume that is SLJ's hand on Don Cheadle's left shoulder, but it looks disembodied.
No Jamie Hector, not interested.
Samual L. Jackson is literally the only one that I know the name of in this picture.
The rest are just “that dude from X or Y movie”
Morpheus has entered a simulation where superheroes exists.
His name is Clarence
You see them side by side and it's mind blowing anybody ever thought SLJ and Laurence Fishburne looked the same.
Such an odd title
If this was the cast of Ocean's 5 I'd watch it!
Tracy Jordan, the black crusaders are coming for you.
I want to play street fighter with the guy on the left.
Nice to see Morgan Freeman and his friends having a good time.
Why are there two Lawrence Fishburnes in this picture?
Is this a new Netflix original?
Welcome to the Wayans brothers family picnic
3 Sam L Jackson's and 2 Will Smiths
I was like “whoa” “whoa””whoa””whoa””whoa”
Don Cheadle just brings so much warmth into my heart.
Sam "and the boys"!
Arguably some of the most talented contemporary actors of our time.
From Left to Right - Captain America, Mr. Glass, Captain Planet, Morpheus, James Brown.
But there are only 3 people
A lot of talent in one picture.
Who the fuck is the third guy in the back that's in between Samuel l Jackson and the guy from black panther? It's driving me nuts. I know who everyone else is.
Anthony Mackie and Lawrence Fishburne got the same damn look on their faces.
Anthony Mackie actually probably could play a young Fishburne.
Laurence Fishburne >>>> SLJ and the rest of those kids
Such a pitty they couldn't bring the actor of war machine to join the picture... damn :(
Do you think these guys played a VR fighting game that was recommended by Anthony Mackie?
I always wonder why Harold Perrinau Jr never became more famous. He should be in this pic. I always liked him.
Isn't that Papa doc from 8 mile on the right?
Wait is Lawrence Fishburne in Marvel? Because everybody else here is.
wow look it's five Tay Zondays
I can feel him saying....muthafucka....
I didn’t know Samuel L. Jackson had a twin!
Don’t worry...he’s got help.
Did Terrence Howard get shorter or is it just me?
I'd say it was Fishbourne hanging out with his peeps. In my book he's the OG in the pic.
If you look really closely you can see the top of Kevin Hart’s head at the bottom of the frame.
I bet they're trying to.make him join a gang or some sort of Assembly of ppl
Why are there two Samuel Jacksons?
Why is neo there?
I never noticed that the falcon and black panther have very similar facial features. They look different in the movies, but side by side like that, they have the same eyes, nose, forehead and cheek bones. They could pass a related.
It's all the cool kids, like Don Cheadle who de-ages instead of getting older
This title is worded strangely
The Jackson 5
Samuel is classiest of em all 👌🏿👍🏿
Who let Robert Downey Jr in the shot?
Yes sir, these people right here.
That's a nice gold shirt he's wearing.
Which character does Laurence Fishbourne play?
"Tony, Sam, Donnie, Larry, and Chad."
Some seriously white names on those guys.
I like his vest.
Not gonna lie that's one badass group of guys.
Samuel L. Jackson along with four other men who get confused for Samuel L. Jackson on the street.
I never realized how much Chadwick Boseman and Anthony Mackie look alike.
Combined acting talent in this pic is mind boggling.
Where's Wayne Brady?
Black Actors ... assemble!
Oh hey it's the dude who's banging his virtual friend in Black mirror!
Wheres jussie?? Lol
I wonder why would they deem necessary to make an all female scene in Endgame but not an all black one.
Team America: World Police 2. Terrorists plan to bomb a cafe where the hottest A-list black actors gather for a quiet lunch. In an instant, Hollywood loses all it's black stars.
There is enough cool in this picture to refreeze the arctic.
That is a NICE shirt, Lawrence Fishburn is rocking there.
Is that snoop dog and bill cosby ?
I just want to know how many agents, managers, PAs, personal assistants and publicists had to get paid to make this photo possible. I'd love to see how much this pic actually cost.
It's nice that he takes pics with his fans.
morgan freeman morgan freeman morgan freeman morgan freeman and morgan freeman!
Zero men of no color in this picture.
Who are the guys on the far left and right?
I always mix that Morpheus guy with Jackson, even though they don't really look alike
NSYNC looks different now
Dat Disney money!
MORPHEUS loaded the MCU program...
So many great actors here.
Unlike Will Smith who just plays as Will Smith in every movie he is in.
That's a marvel to look at.
So, it's like the same guy 5 times? is this one of those photoshopped jokes?
I just see Dave Chappelle throwing his hand up saying "black actors"
Nice shirt batista
Terrence Howard must feel pretty dumb.
They are all from marvel movies
Hey I know those guys
wait, why is Laurence Fishburne in this photo twice?
Samuel L. Jackson hates white people.
Wakanda for life
Hey look! Perry White, Arnold, Captain Planet, James Brown, and the one Avenger cameo Ant Man could afford!
Antony Mackie does indeed look like an aadvark
Wait they are all the same guy, right?
Need a title for whatever movie this would be.
Some OLD people and a couple of others.
No hype there. All superb American actors.
...some people... what do you mean SOME PEOPLE?! lol
Now I see why that anchorman mistook Samuel L Jackson for Laurence Fishburne.
One of these is not like the others.
Neat, it's one of those pics where the same guy makes it look like he's a bunch of people in the same pic.
Where's Jussie Smollett?
Aw naw which one is laurence fishburne
How nice would Bill Cosby fit in there?
imagine the smell
What a bunch of pampered, privileged pricks.
I wonder if they’re going to play Striking Vipers X together.
I bet he does all his whip cream by hand
He looks like the character in every b rate movie who has to save the president when all else fails.
President: “who are you? I’ve never seen you on my security detail?”
Unit: “I usually just scramble your eggs sir, but today I’m here to stir up some shit.”
Chef Andre Rush is a master ice carver, sommelier, pastry chef, chocolatier, and sugar sculptor, among other specialties. He is also a combat veteran who retired as a master sergeant after 23 years in the United States Army.
One serving of brondo with electrolytes
1 The chef is jacked (usually u trust the fat chef)
2 he’s using a metal fish spatula on what looks like a Teflon pan with stir fry? (Never use metal on Teflon)
3 he seems to be keeping an eye on someone else.
It’s almost like the secret service stuck an agent in there for some reason.
The burner isn't even on, he's literally cooking the egg by force.
“Hey Chef, what’s for lunch?”
https://face2faceafrica.com/article/meet-andre-rush-the-white-house-chef-with-a-staggering-24-inch-biceps - “Rush is a retired Army master sergeant who spent 24 years in the military. His stints include being a Senior Enlisted Aide and an advisor at the prestigious West Point Academy. In 1994, he became a cook and began honing his craft as a chef, master cake decorator, desert and ice sculptor.”
*Looks at White House Chef* ...
*queue Eddie Murphy laugh* ...
*Looks at White House Chef again*...
*queue even harder Eddit Murphy laugh*
Swole ass mofo with a tiny ass burner/pan.
This is Jerimiah Rush. Jerimiah started life out as US Marine and worked his way up until he joined Force Recon. As Force Recon Marine he went on 72 missions behind enemy lines and has over 100 confirmed kills. After a disagreement with a Captain over leaving a man behind enemy lines ended his Marine career the Secret Service came calling. For 10 years Jerimiah has stood guard over presidents of the United States. He's disarmed 4 potential shooters and kept the first family safe. But after yet another disagreement with a superior officer he was busted down and could only hold a billet as either a chef or a janitor. He chose being a chef.
It's been 3 years since he lost his position guarding the President, but he keeps his mind and body ready, just in case his skills are needed once again.
CLEARLY secret service masquerading as part of the kitchen staff.
That dude looks like an absolute weapon, even butt naked and bare handed.
I'd love to try his scrambled eggs
Casey Ryback got nothin' on Hulkchef
;( hes using a metal utensil on a teflon pan. That's all I can see because I have mental issues when it comes to that shit.
He is also the entire secret service.
At least no one will fuck with the kitchen staff...
Easy job, go to McDonald's three times a day.
"Yeah I'll make you an omelette alright.... mother fucker"
Can we get a re-cut of "White House Down" with this man as the lead?
The one man Chef Ramsay will never yell at
He probably loves working out
Is he using metal on teflon?
Ayyyy Chef Andre Rush !!!
Is he going to cook for me or kick my ass?
I wonder what he does in his spare time
He’s a Army vet. And isn’t secret service he’s a legit chef who will fuck you up.
I'm almost positive he eats the shells when he cooks eggs.
How you want yo eggs, motherfucka?
That is not Cory Baxters dad
Under Siege 3 confirmed.
Me: I don’t want chicken Marsala, I want pizza for dinner.
Chef Rush: You’ll eat what I serve you and like it.
Me: (quivering in fear) Ch-Chicken Marsala is my favorite...
That belt is f’n awesome
He looks like he should be arm wrestling arnold schwarzenegger in a jungle somewhere before they go hunt down an alien
“Hey, there’s my African American.”
Why does this image look photoshopped?
That’s because his boss is a tool.
It ain't easy cooking with eagle eggs. But they say climbing the cliffside is easy, it's making sure that yolk don't pop that's hard.
Chuck Norris wouldn't complain about this guy's eggs.
Looks like the side kick/ tough friend from any Steven Seagal movie ever made
If you talk shit about his food and he'll snap your neck
so many questions
Secret Service in disguise
When you apply for secret service but the only position open is head chef.
I would bet my ass this guy is ex-soldier.
He's the reason why all steaks are no longer cooked like a brick..... with ketchup.
Hand that man the president’s cell phone
When you've gotta cook some eggs at twelve, but you've also gotta stop an assassin at noon.
Chef Rush doesn't get many meals sent back
"ANYONE TRYNA EAT ON SOME MUH FUCKIN SALMON?"
How do you like your eggs? Over easy or bench pressed?
Double agent Johnson is on the case
Is this the beginning of a Steven Seagal movie?
The Terry Crews of Cooking.
he has a pair of uzis on him as well....lol
His name is Chef Andre "totallynotsecretservice4realguys" Rush.
It's Idiocracy!!! He's working his way up.
CHEF (C)RUSH. There was a typo on his uniform.
Chef Rush Your Ass
How many push-ups, how many sit-ups, what juice did he drink!
i bet he is part of the presidents personal strike team nick name : The Cookers
Photoshop battle worthy
Try telling him you don’t want any damn broccoli
“I’m going undercover? Where? As what?”
Chef Go Ahead And Take Your Time Sir
Armed and dangerous
"I swear, if that man orders one more cheesy fetus I am gonna lose my shit."
Making sure that weirdo Dexter doesn’t show up.
Anyone else thinking about Chef from Total Drama Island?
looks like a villain henchman undercover at the white house.
Shit, I guess even if I didn’t eat it or was even allergic to what he cooked I would eat it anyway. Less painful that way.
makes the best burgers
It’s that dude from total drama island
I’m pretty sure that’s secret service posing as a chef.
He's definitely undercover. Look at that fucking side-eye.
r/whitehouse I wouldn’t even make it past the cooking staff!
This is obviously President Camacho before he becomes president. The belt gives it away.
How to spot secret service.
I always thought they just ordered in to McDonald's.
Ill have the shiny beef please
Some eggs are about to get the yolk beat out of them.
Jeez imagine the amount of calories that guy needs to maintain that. And that's on top of all the calories you burn in a kitchen
Too bad he isnt allowed to cook for visitors. They have to eat fastfood
I wonder if he also gets paid as a security guard?
He looks like how anime portrays black characters.
This guy will make you crap your pants just before your meal... to make room for his protein powder infused omelette
This is straight out of some anime shit right here.
His name is rush?
"I'll have an egg white omelette with mushrooms, onions and cheese."
"You gon' git whatchu gon GIT, Mistah Pres'dint."
"Yes, Chef Rush."
Is this real?
TIL They don’t drug test the chefs at the White House
Okay folks, so this is how President Camacho got nominated. We’re almost there.
No one sends food back to this chef.
I’m both terrified and turned on by him at the same time.
Metal spatula in non-stick pan giving me anxiety
50% of the time a chef
50% of the time ready to kick your ass
He looks like the guy from total drama island
He’s undercover special forces
"You gonna enjoy my food whether you like it or not, Mr. President."
Biscuit Olivia from Baki
He looks like Ving Rhames
How come every time I’m in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the god Damn refrigerator.
Gotta hide my grapes,Ya eat up all the grapes.
Damn. Chef Victor got swole. Cory isn't gonna be pulling any shit in the white house anymore
He needs to be that buff to stop anyone trying to poison the President's food. It's 100% a real thing. Just, don't look it up, it's a very hard source to find.
When your customer orders takeaway for every meal, I guess you just shrug and stay in the gym.
when the secret service says a new person is starting at your catering business while you're at the white house
Fish spatula in that pan for that dish. Triggered af.
The dudes name tag behind him is clearly in Cursive; Italics; Lower Case. But not CHEF RUSH!
Welp, looks like Corey in the House is getting the Action Movie Reboot treatment boys.
Imagine if you called the police and Ronnie Coleman showed up (he was a policeman)
Hes acutally a former clemson player who got pissed they were served fast food on the visit to the whote house
He is looking at someone complaining about the food. May they rest in peace
Lol most navy cooks like this
There is a movie here I just know it
Dude it’s Chef from Total Drama Island!
They did a special on him during the Obama administration. His diet is insane
You think the rat under his hat is buff too?
He's probably part time secret service.
Pretty sure that’s Mike Tyson
Is he a cook who cooks other chefs?
That’s the look he gives when the president requests Dino nuggets and ketchup again
Guess they don’t drug test the White House Staff.
He looks like he did his cooking apprenticeship in jail.....
I like the goofy little cummerbund thing. So silly
Seriously, is this photoshopped picture of Ving Rhames?
WTF is he using a stainless steel spatula in a Teflon coated pan?
This is shopped as fuck
He's cooking up an asswhooping, I'll tell you what.