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#1 Youtuber gets every single video on his channel copyright claimed despite having the rights to all the music in his videos

When Assholes Design Things

COMMENTS

  • creeper220
    1 points May 19,2019, 9:54am

    The only way to protect yourself from companies like this is make your own shell company and claim all your videos, then funnel all your earnings through there.

  • RedSmileGroup
    197 points May 19,2019, 9:43am

    I had something similar happen : YouTube (Amazon will do this too!) will always side with the claimant and the onys of proof is upon the defendant. Some small Amazon distributors have been put out of business by rivals posting multiple baseless claims. That's our modern social media system. Cross post on different platforms brother. Protect your content. Don't rely on Big Brother :-)

  • enchantedlapis
    121 points May 19,2019, 9:23am

    minecraft ambient for sure. I knew it c418 was behind this.

  • hex333ham
    1 points May 19,2019, 10:14am

    The way YouTube designs this comes of as assholeish because... it absolutely is to the little guy and (unfortunately) it has to be that way until the legal system modernizes more.

    The system itself is there to protect YouTube from the legal system and not content creators.

    It's an interesting problem and I'm not sure where the blame should lie or focus needs to be, according to my Google search (shhhh) 300 hours of footage are uploaded to YouTube every minute which is something that's impossible to comb through manually. It gets even worse when you have to then manage what is illegal on the platform and what isn't.

    As a developer I empathize with YouTube as it's a data problem combined with a legal one, they have to make a choice between:

    1. The automated system occasionally targets content creators
    2. They break the law in numerous countries

    From a cost point of view, they'll always pick option number 1 as it's cheaper every time and doesn't (potentially) put the CEOs in jail.

    IMO they could honestly do with tweaking the system so that claims have to have some sort of proof attached to them, but because copyright databases aren't high-tec enough to allow easy verification (although there are people making headway here, I'd like to see a private/public key system for copyright holders to provide to 3rd parties) you have to still have human operators to verify the claim is valid. In this instance though, an automated button for the content creator would be handy.

    TL;DR I wouldn't want to be the person trying to design and build a system that manages copyright for YouTube, sounds like a nightmare.

  • NeeohHasNoSocks
    1 points May 19,2019, 10:00am

    F in the chat for Mumbo

  • Puzlek
    1 points May 19,2019, 10:15am

    I WAS BINGING HIS HERMITCRAFT SERIES YESTERDAY!

  • totallynotdank
    1 points May 19,2019, 10:12am

    This guy makes Minecraft videos. Why, YT?

  • AlaxEverything
    1 points May 19,2019, 10:17am

    Fuck, Mumbo is one of the best mc youtubers imo

  • ACOGJager
    1 points May 19,2019, 10:18am

    NOOOOOOOOOO NOT MUMBOOOO

  • Doctor-Kips
    1 points May 19,2019, 10:18am

    Knowing YouTube they'll mute/block his account and pretend he doesn't have any complaints

  • theanreddy
    1 points May 19,2019, 10:11am

    Aaaaaah, that copyright may be due to the song you were humming in your mind dude... Google knows everything lol 😜

  • Jacoteria
    1 points May 19,2019, 10:13am

    Susan Wojcicki: nope, that seems about right

  • LordTidePods
    1 points May 19,2019, 10:18am

    I got copyright claimed for a song in the public domain

  • Yellowpickle23
    1 points May 19,2019, 10:25am

    I said it 100 times, I'll say it again. Right now is the WORST time to become, or attempt to become, a successful youtuber. Has anyone noticed less and less ads play on videos in general? YouTube is becoming a garbage fire for those trying to thrive on the platform. Seriously, every time I hear about someone I know wanting to do youtube videos, the first thing I tell them is "I hope you're not trying to make money from it"

  • AmyRebeccaUK
    1 points May 19,2019, 9:55am

    And this is why we have patreon

  • livingyeet
    1 points May 19,2019, 10:17am

    At this point it’s just fuck YouTube

  • yorrellew
    1 points May 19,2019, 10:22am
  • softheartx
    1 points May 19,2019, 10:23am

    YouTube is so broken now

  • likechoklit4choklit
    1 points May 19,2019, 10:24am

    Maybe the solution is to dispense with the idea of intellectual property altogether. I mean, its basically claiming "me first! DAAAAAAD, make them stop!"

  • YouCanKizmiaz
    1 points May 19,2019, 10:26am

    Unfortunately it isn’t broken, it’s just rigged to benefit corporations and fuck over creators.

  • wileyfoxyx
    1 points May 19,2019, 10:27am
  • Boothiepro
    1 points May 19,2019, 10:28am

    Mumbo Mumbo you are AFK.

    I'm gonna take that ad revenue awayyy...

  • Agent_Galahad
    1 points May 19,2019, 10:29am

    Still waiting for pornhub to launch a YouTube competitor

  • TangyPenguin37
    1 points May 19,2019, 10:30am

    One of my favourite YouTubers :(

    He just plays Minecraft come on YouTube! 😤

  • thinkB4WeSpeak
    1 points May 19,2019, 10:30am

    It'd be better if there was some more video sites that were as popular to upload to

  • capprflashdoge
    1 points May 19,2019, 10:30am

    Poor mumbo :(

  • makenzie71
    1 points May 19,2019, 10:01am

    If the system is operating as intended, can it really be broken?

    You guys can downvote this all you want...youtube's system is operating EXACTLY as they designed it to operate. It's not broken. This is exactly how youtube wanted the system to work. I can can go to ANY video and make a claim on it. That's how they thought it should be done. It is the epitome of self-preservation through negligence. Stop using youtube if you want it to be changed.

  • deleted
    1 points May 19,2019, 10:02am

    [deleted]

  • EjHill1
    -40 points May 19,2019, 9:14am

    It’s not asshole design if it’s a mistake is it

COMMENTS

  • creeper220
    1 points May 19,2019, 9:54am

    The only way to protect yourself from companies like this is make your own shell company and claim all your videos, then funnel all your earnings through there.

  • RedSmileGroup
    197 points May 19,2019, 9:43am

    I had something similar happen : YouTube (Amazon will do this too!) will always side with the claimant and the onys of proof is upon the defendant. Some small Amazon distributors have been put out of business by rivals posting multiple baseless claims. That's our modern social media system. Cross post on different platforms brother. Protect your content. Don't rely on Big Brother :-)

  • enchantedlapis
    121 points May 19,2019, 9:23am

    minecraft ambient for sure. I knew it c418 was behind this.

  • fjgwey
    1 points May 19,2019, 10:00am

    This shit happens so often, and they wonder why so many hate YouTube.

  • hex333ham
    1 points May 19,2019, 10:14am

    The way YouTube designs this comes of as assholeish because... it absolutely is to the little guy and (unfortunately) it has to be that way until the legal system modernizes more.

    The system itself is there to protect YouTube from the legal system and not content creators.

    It's an interesting problem and I'm not sure where the blame should lie or focus needs to be, according to my Google search (shhhh) 300 hours of footage are uploaded to YouTube every minute which is something that's impossible to comb through manually. It gets even worse when you have to then manage what is illegal on the platform and what isn't.

    As a developer I empathize with YouTube as it's a data problem combined with a legal one, they have to make a choice between:

    1. The automated system occasionally targets content creators
    2. They break the law in numerous countries

    From a cost point of view, they'll always pick option number 1 as it's cheaper every time and doesn't (potentially) put the CEOs in jail.

    IMO they could honestly do with tweaking the system so that claims have to have some sort of proof attached to them, but because copyright databases aren't high-tec enough to allow easy verification (although there are people making headway here, I'd like to see a private/public key system for copyright holders to provide to 3rd parties) you have to still have human operators to verify the claim is valid. In this instance though, an automated button for the content creator would be handy.

    TL;DR I wouldn't want to be the person trying to design and build a system that manages copyright for YouTube, sounds like a nightmare.

  • NeeohHasNoSocks
    1 points May 19,2019, 10:00am

    F in the chat for Mumbo

  • Puzlek
    1 points May 19,2019, 10:15am

    I WAS BINGING HIS HERMITCRAFT SERIES YESTERDAY!

  • totallynotdank
    1 points May 19,2019, 10:12am

    This guy makes Minecraft videos. Why, YT?

  • AlaxEverything
    1 points May 19,2019, 10:17am

    Fuck, Mumbo is one of the best mc youtubers imo

  • ACOGJager
    1 points May 19,2019, 10:18am

    NOOOOOOOOOO NOT MUMBOOOO

  • Doctor-Kips
    1 points May 19,2019, 10:18am

    Knowing YouTube they'll mute/block his account and pretend he doesn't have any complaints

  • theanreddy
    1 points May 19,2019, 10:11am

    Aaaaaah, that copyright may be due to the song you were humming in your mind dude... Google knows everything lol 😜

  • Jacoteria
    1 points May 19,2019, 10:13am

    Susan Wojcicki: nope, that seems about right

  • LordTidePods
    1 points May 19,2019, 10:18am

    I got copyright claimed for a song in the public domain

  • Yellowpickle23
    1 points May 19,2019, 10:25am

    I said it 100 times, I'll say it again. Right now is the WORST time to become, or attempt to become, a successful youtuber. Has anyone noticed less and less ads play on videos in general? YouTube is becoming a garbage fire for those trying to thrive on the platform. Seriously, every time I hear about someone I know wanting to do youtube videos, the first thing I tell them is "I hope you're not trying to make money from it"

  • AmyRebeccaUK
    1 points May 19,2019, 9:55am

    And this is why we have patreon

  • livingyeet
    1 points May 19,2019, 10:17am

    At this point it’s just fuck YouTube

  • yorrellew
    1 points May 19,2019, 10:22am
  • softheartx
    1 points May 19,2019, 10:23am

    YouTube is so broken now

  • likechoklit4choklit
    1 points May 19,2019, 10:24am

    Maybe the solution is to dispense with the idea of intellectual property altogether. I mean, its basically claiming "me first! DAAAAAAD, make them stop!"

  • YouCanKizmiaz
    1 points May 19,2019, 10:26am

    Unfortunately it isn’t broken, it’s just rigged to benefit corporations and fuck over creators.

  • wileyfoxyx
    1 points May 19,2019, 10:27am
  • Boothiepro
    1 points May 19,2019, 10:28am

    Mumbo Mumbo you are AFK.

    I'm gonna take that ad revenue awayyy...

  • Agent_Galahad
    1 points May 19,2019, 10:29am

    Still waiting for pornhub to launch a YouTube competitor

  • TangyPenguin37
    1 points May 19,2019, 10:30am

    One of my favourite YouTubers :(

    He just plays Minecraft come on YouTube! 😤

  • thinkB4WeSpeak
    1 points May 19,2019, 10:30am

    It'd be better if there was some more video sites that were as popular to upload to

  • capprflashdoge
    1 points May 19,2019, 10:30am

    Poor mumbo :(

  • makenzie71
    1 points May 19,2019, 10:01am

    If the system is operating as intended, can it really be broken?

    You guys can downvote this all you want...youtube's system is operating EXACTLY as they designed it to operate. It's not broken. This is exactly how youtube wanted the system to work. I can can go to ANY video and make a claim on it. That's how they thought it should be done. It is the epitome of self-preservation through negligence. Stop using youtube if you want it to be changed.

  • deleted
    1 points May 19,2019, 10:02am

    [deleted]

  • EjHill1
    -40 points May 19,2019, 9:14am

    It’s not asshole design if it’s a mistake is it

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#2 I started playing Detroit: Become Human, but I'm new to PlayStation and still don't know which button is where. This was my solution.

r/gaming

COMMENTS

  • JunkySundew9
    466 points May 17,2019, 12:58pm

    I’ve been an Xbox kid all my life and when my friend yell at me to hit X on their PS4 I always hit square

  • philosophunc
    288 points May 17,2019, 1:05pm

    I suggest ease yourself into button location with simple easy game thatll help muscle memory something like bloodborne or dark souls.

  • buddhataco
    28 points May 17,2019, 1:00pm

    I had to do that when I got my switch playing on PlayStation forever it’s so weird that they put the x button in different places on ever system

  • melorous
    12 points May 17,2019, 1:21pm

    I’ve been primarily an Xbox player since the 360 was released. If I’m playing a game with one of my friends and he asks me how to do something in-game, I still refer to X and Y as square and triangle.

  • Stratocast7
    8 points May 17,2019, 1:30pm

    It's very difficult for me going back and forth between my Xbox one and my Nintendo switch.

  • the_rugged_nerd
    5 points May 17,2019, 1:11pm

    I love this

  • Cheesestrings89
    4 points May 17,2019, 1:44pm

    Modern Problems require modern solutions.

  • IshinReddit
    3 points May 17,2019, 1:29pm

    Sneaks up and rotates board a little bit

  • aphrodisidick
    6 points May 17,2019, 1:06pm

    Wish I had thought of that.

  • Zeta_Crossfire
    2 points May 17,2019, 1:01pm

    I did something similar playing indigo prophecy back on the original Xbox. Good hack.

  • ichigovirgen
    2 points May 17,2019, 1:03pm

    You'll get the hig of it

  • DerekPaxton
    2 points May 17,2019, 1:27pm

    This was my game of the year last year. Enjoy every moment of it.

  • piggiebrotha
    2 points May 17,2019, 1:30pm

    Try some mnemonic tricks. In my case, after years of Xbox, it did the trick "triangle, like an up arrow, so up, circle, round like the nearby controller edge, so is right, square, like the middle controller area, so left, and x, what's left, so down". Find your own tricks and you'll learn them pretty fast

  • NightingaleAtWork
    2 points May 17,2019, 1:31pm

    Hey, so seeing as you're new to the game I wanna give you a pro-tip.

    Do your best not to let Connor die, He's a good boy.

    And it's Cole. (You'll know when you need it)

  • endergod16
    2 points May 17,2019, 1:41pm

    I grew up playing a ps2 but turned over to Xbox 360 because I liked it way more than ps3 so I still have the imprint of where the buttons are but where I always get confused is when it tells me to press r1 l1 re or l2. Then I'm like okay wtf is that.

  • karmaextract
    2 points May 17,2019, 1:43pm

    Fighting/Action games are the best way to train muscle memory.

    I haven't played Detroit yet but I would also recommend try to remember what types of actions are prompting you to press "where" on the controller rather than the symbol - that cognitive association would help with learning the controller much faster assuming they had sensible Plot/UI/button assignments.

  • Hraeszlyr
    2 points May 17,2019, 2:23pm

    This has to have been made for the karma. Theres no way it takes more than 2 minutes to learn a 4 button control scheme. I dont eant my faith in my fellow man to fall so low...

  • mmm_vernors
    2 points May 17,2019, 2:29pm

    God of War did it right by putting the button icon on the side of the screen matching the controller.

  • 9fourbeats
    4 points May 17,2019, 1:04pm

    Great solution. I’d say Detroit is probably a good way to learn buttons through stress, and you can re-do chapters if you mess up. One of the most interesting games i’ve played for a while, enjoy!

  • mmm273
    2 points May 17,2019, 1:02pm

    Clever. But believe near end you will not have time to look down.

    You need to memorize it. Quickly.

  • eoworm
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:22pm

    if nobody else is going to comment on the filler bunny, i will.

  • Seegtease
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:25pm

    I learned my PS control scheme from the swordfight performance in Final Fantasy 9.

  • rustyspo0nz
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:29pm

    Lmao, just got got PS4 and replaying all the god of war games - not knowing the buttons was a huge setback for those boss bottles that require timed button pushes

  • TatodziadekPL
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:32pm

    28 STAB WOUNDS!!!!

  • Dankbradley
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:33pm

    Very proactive . Keep it up

  • sh0rtb0x
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:35pm

    Modern problems require modern solutions.

  • CollectableRat
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:38pm

    wasn't this a free game 0f the month on EPIC? though I forgot to download it of course, I always forget to download the good games in these things.

  • zidanetribal
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:39pm

    Hours of trying to impress the nobles in FF9 helped me get familiar with the buttons, same with God of War.

  • pgp555
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:40pm

    *holds controller upside down*

    Fuck

  • sapedinho
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:43pm

    I saw this nintendo Wii and Gamecube, brings back good old memories, i still have my Wii and i enjoy playing him sometimes

  • realSatanAMA
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:43pm

    As a PC gamer that just bought a PS4... I need this.

  • LukesLightSaber
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:45pm

    It's not overly complicated. If a button does something in type of game on xbox, generally the button in the same position on the ps controller does the same thing..(a) & (x) both being jump or RT and RB2 both being shoot

  • oo_yamaneko
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:45pm

    I find this funny in an endearing way.

    One thing that happens to me personally is that whenever I play only Nintendo games for too long I get used to pressing the A button to confirm so when I get back to playing Playstation I end up pressing the O button instead of the X button a lot, resulting in the opposite action.

    I think you'll get used to it quickly so no worries. Have fun!

  • stacker55
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:45pm

    i haad this problem with switch coming from xbox and never having nintendo anything. i had to train my brain to always hit the opposite button of what my instincts told me. for a while it meant every button press started with hovering over the wrong button then that rule kicking in and moving to the right one

  • GILGIE7
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:46pm

    Dont let your teacher see your cheatsheet

  • ACrazyTopT
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:48pm

    How is this game? It's $20 on Amazon; worth it?

  • TartarusKeeper
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:48pm

    Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

  • Ytimenow
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:49pm

    I remember ○, Triangle, □, going backwards and never bother to remember X as I know its at the place I cant remember.

  • DawnSol018
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:53pm

    Switching between the PlayStation controls and the switch controls is the daily IQ test I never anticipated.

    Spoiler: I’m an idiot.

  • Kupy
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:53pm

    I did this back in the day for the early God of War games.

  • technocrawl
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:54pm

    Lol

  • andyv001
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:55pm

    If it's stupid but it works, then it's not stupid!

  • truefent
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:55pm

    The reason why sometimes I don't jump in zelda botw...I always forgot which button does which. Spiderman on the other hand...

  • xjoges
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:56pm

    Nothing is worse than getting used to a PS or XBox controller, and then being mindfucked every time you have to press X if you switch to the other.

  • VictusFrey
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:56pm

    PS gamer since PS1. I still haven't memorized the Switch buttons, I just know them as top, left, right, and down buttons.

  • DeathXD01
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:59pm

    Great idea, might use it :D

  • P1kmac
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:02pm

    I thought GTA was Detroit

  • mlvisby
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:04pm

    Ha, I had that issue with Lollipop Chainsaw on PS3! Didn't think of this clever solution.

  • BornTie2762279
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:04pm

    Modern problems require modern solutions

  • Darcrath
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:04pm

    Detroit was also my first PS4 game. Adjusting to the button layout during that game was stressful. Didn't stop me from enjoying it though.

  • TasteCicles
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:04pm

    I play both consoles and often get confused. This is smart!

  • CritikillNick
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:05pm

    It’s four buttons man it’s not hard

  • Furman_V
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:06pm

    This was my first game for the ps4, and i almost killed a few characters cause pressing thw worng buttons

  • ReverendHobo
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:07pm

    Nice, I did the same thing when my wife played until dawn.

  • Ponasity
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:07pm

    If only the buttons themselves had some form of labeling.....

  • apageofthedarkhold
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:08pm

    This is a very good solution... Thanks. I think this is why i've never become a console player. The arbitrary nature (at least to me) of the symbols always makes me hesitate RIGHT when I need to know what button to press. Which means I'm terrible at skill checks.

  • flux_wildley
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:09pm

    I was playing a steam game last night with some friends, and 1 guy asked what button the chat was. I said "R1" and he burst out laughing, asked me wtf controller was I using.

    Apparently a psx controller lol

  • BryanFTW13
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:10pm

    Honestly, I've been a PlayStation kid in my life but when I do pick up an Xbox controller I can adapt to it easily. The button functions are pretty much the same thing between both PS and Xbox. At least for me.

  • Brainless1988
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:12pm

    I'm definitely a Nintendo guy and having to remind myself that down is confirm and right is cancel makes for very awkward menuing whenever I'm playing on a PlayStation or Xbox.

  • Jetfire2525
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:13pm

    Whatever works. Like they say if it’s stupid but works then it’s not stupid.

  • SaniktheDerhog
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:13pm

    when i first played max payne for ps2 instead of my buddies xbox using sticks besides each other fudged with me for a long time into the story, one of my few vivid memories unfortunately...

  • TheLordEddardStarky
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:13pm

    Good thinking lol

  • OriginalBraders
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:13pm

    You my friend are going places. Seriously though that’s a pretty good idea, keeps you focused rather than looking down. Welcome to the PS family!

  • Terrible_Truth
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:13pm

    If you're coming from Xbox controllers here's an easy way to remember (circle and triangle at least) :

    Circle = Round like BTriangle = Triangular like YSquare = X fits in itX = Just subconsciously remember that it's not the regular position, only A position it's left

  • Yggdrazzil
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:16pm

    I get you.

    I went from snes to ps1 and never stopped playing playstation. Then pc started supporting xbox controllers. I usually put a control scheme of the xbox controller up on my 2nd monitor whenever I play an pc game with the xbox controller.

  • ruscheinskyc
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:17pm

    That's brilliant, man

  • Dash8u
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:17pm

    I do this when I’m playing quick time event games stoned.

  • TetraVex_
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:18pm

    Improvise, adapt, overcome.

  • EnglishDwarf
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:18pm

    If it’s stupid but it works, then it isn’t stupid at all.

  • frivolous_squid
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:19pm

    The Switch controller fucks me up completely as an Xbox player. It's exactly the opposite (A<->B and X<->Y). I have to just completely ignore the button icons they put on screen and learn it using Xbox buttons.

  • borazine
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:19pm

    To everyone who's played this game: Who is your favourite waifu, and why is it North? 😻🥰

  • FawkesFirenze
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:19pm

    My dad still has a sticky note taped under the monitor he uses to play PlayStation. He's been playing since PS2

  • Xerhu
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:21pm

    But are you sent by cyberlife?

  • I_like_big_book
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:21pm

    I feel your pain, 90% of my failed quicktime events on games is due to the way Sony has their controller set up. I went from Nintendo (SNES) up to Gamecube and then over to the Xbox, that A-B, X-Y setup feels natural, still getting used to the shapes instead.

  • Drum_Stick_Ninja
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:21pm

    As a long time PlayStation fan I have them all memorized to heart....but I recently added an Xbone to my collection and could certainly use this idea!

  • Schmackerich
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:21pm

    My gf bought that but I didnt play it yet (stuck on witcher and not much time). Is it worth it?

  • NarielV
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:22pm

    You motherfucker the square is pink damn you not black PINKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • RigasTelRuun
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:22pm

    You could also look down.

  • Marsche
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:22pm

    this is an advertisement

  • kazamasta31
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:22pm

    I’m the opposite, been a PlayStation kid all my life. Switched to playing mainly pc and when I plug in a controller every game uses the Xbox controller layout. The only game I can think off with the ps controller layout that I own are Xenoverse 2 and Jump Force.

  • juananim8
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:23pm

    Another man cursed with knowledge. Have you ever played Detroit: BC

  • StereoFood
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:23pm

    Honestly the most memorable key pad ever. Nintendo needs to stop switching it up.

  • baby_got_baq
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:23pm

    This game is amazing. You’re in for a treat.

  • DrTrout37
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:23pm

    I did this with Red Dead Redemption 2 after I got a PS4 and RDR2

  • TheMasterOfTheHouse
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:23pm

    Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

  • underworldkarma
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:24pm

    Oh you’r new new

  • Thefaceofbob5269
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:24pm

    Detriot: Become Human is a fantastic game

  • ALLAHUZACKBAR
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:25pm

    Modern problems require modern solutions

  • BigBrandyy
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:25pm

    I'm the opposite I used Xbox all my life and I know the location of the X and O buttons and all that but I still call it A and B if I ever have to tell someone what to press.

  • treazon
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:26pm

    Hah that will come in very handy as the game goes on, the QTE's speed up quite a bit - I also suggest paying attention to the difference between the icons for 'moving the analog stick to the left or right' and 'shaking the control to the left or right'.. that screwed me over several times.

    It's a really fucking awesome game, one of the few ones my non-gamer wife enjoyed watching enough to sit through my entire playthrough.

  • Forzaeagle
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:26pm

    first world problems

  • PL600Lover
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:26pm

    I have always only played on Playstation ever since I was a kid. Don't even need to look the the controller. I know the button layout by heart.

    I could play Detroit: Become Human blindfolded, cause I played it 100% and know the game like the back of my hand. Every single button prompt, QTE, I know the drill.

  • funkytechnic
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:26pm

    Ugh jesus - that's a great idea. I went through the SAME thing with this game.

  • Gwanosh
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:26pm

    If it works it ain't stupid.

  • dockows412
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:27pm

    I mean, you could look at the controller lol

  • no_bingus
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:27pm

    Ngl. That's smart asf

  • iguessithink
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:27pm

    I managed to get the worst ending on my first play through of this game. I wasn't even trying to get it. I just suck at games

  • Nandorrific
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:27pm

    I’ve played on PS systems since PS1 and I still need to look down at my controller every time.

  • mhall812
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:28pm

    Clever! I always have difficulty transitioning between consoles. I need to adopt this

  • Aheadboat
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:28pm

    Better console requires bigger brain

  • Psycold
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:28pm

    I bought an Xbox One X just to play Red Dead 2 when it came out. I've been a PC gamer my entire life and that was my first console. I could not get used to using a controller for aiming and ended up buying this thing called Xim Apex which lets you plug in a mouse and keyboard and bind your own controls. I think it works for Playstation also.

  • Moose_Nuts
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:28pm

    Yep. Being a PC gamer with an Xbox One controller and also a Switch owner is KILLING ME.

    I think that might even be worse because at least with Xbox and PS4, the bottom button is generally the GO/ACCEPT button. On the Switch, it's the A button on the right. FML.

  • siddus15
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:28pm

    Oh man! I love this game. The story holds up against anything in all of fiction. Get ready for some agonising decisions, and some absolute gut punches

  • Jhawk163
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:29pm

    As a kid who grew up with a Playstation and then got a Wii and then swapped to PC but used an Xbox controller for driving games, can ya'll just figure out a universal fucking button layout and naming scheme? I get you want to be identifiable, but there's like 3 different fucking X positions alone, don't even get me started on how Nintendo and Microsoft use the same naming scheme, BUT A DIFFERENT FUCKING LAYOUT, 1 layout, ONE, that would make shit so much easier.

    (Clockwise)

    Nintendo: B A X Y

    Xbox: A B Y X

    WHY?! FUCKING WHY?! Nintendo, you used this layout first, why the hell did you not go A B X Y? It is the logical way to do it, it is in alphabetical order. Xbox, I would accept B A X Y because you are AN X-BOX, Sony, just put the X at the top position, ok? Just, be like the others with this one fucking button, please.

  • spectac47
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:29pm

    Xbox is the only controller I can play with. It's the only controller not made for toddler hands.

  • Magus6796
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:29pm

    I can't get the PlayStation button set up out of my head. It's really the best one once you get used to them.

  • CloseQtrsWombat
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:29pm

    I played them all as a kid, so trying to translate for my friends was always interesting.

  • cmitzz
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:29pm

    By far the worst aspect of PS4 games: quicktime events...

  • joshop15
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:30pm

    I was a PS3 player for years and now I play on the computer with the Xbox controller. I would never think of such an unnecessary solution. It's so simple that you don't even need an hour to memorize it.

  • sonny68
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:52pm

    David cage doesn't make good games.

  • PilsburyKush
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:26pm

    I literally just got a PS4 because I wanted to play Days Gone. I get fucked every time I’m in a grappling situation because I mash the wrong button.

  • therealcaptaindoctor
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:35pm

    That's actually very smart.

  • Mezyki
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:37pm

    Lol that's pretty clever

  • StupidMario64
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:11pm

    Maybe dont start with a quick time game 😂 I mean whatever floats your boat but I started off with minecraft then worked up to shooters, then quick time games such as telltale and Detroit

  • Garsonosrag
    0 points May 17,2019, 1:17pm

    Use a keyboard problem solved.

  • erased0523
    0 points May 17,2019, 2:24pm

    Dude it's not that hard to figure out...

  • HI-McDunnough
    0 points May 17,2019, 1:28pm

    I have been a Playstation user since the PS2 was new.

    I still have to look at my controller when a game prompts me to hit one of those buttons.

  • lkodl
    0 points May 17,2019, 2:08pm

    Triangle points up.Square shape has an L for leftOpposite of square is circle for RightX on the bottom

  • wwaxwork
    0 points May 17,2019, 2:20pm

    OK I need to do this.

  • wakeupkeo
    -1 points May 17,2019, 1:44pm

    This man is a genius

COMMENTS

  • JunkySundew9
    466 points May 17,2019, 12:58pm

    I’ve been an Xbox kid all my life and when my friend yell at me to hit X on their PS4 I always hit square

  • philosophunc
    288 points May 17,2019, 1:05pm

    I suggest ease yourself into button location with simple easy game thatll help muscle memory something like bloodborne or dark souls.

  • buddhataco
    28 points May 17,2019, 1:00pm

    I had to do that when I got my switch playing on PlayStation forever it’s so weird that they put the x button in different places on ever system

  • ithinkther41am
    18 points May 17,2019, 1:28pm

    God of War 3 honestly had one of the best QTE systems in my opinion. The button would flash on the side of the screen corresponding to the buttons' position. So basically, square will flash on the left side of the screen and x will flash on the bottom.

  • melorous
    12 points May 17,2019, 1:21pm

    I’ve been primarily an Xbox player since the 360 was released. If I’m playing a game with one of my friends and he asks me how to do something in-game, I still refer to X and Y as square and triangle.

  • Stratocast7
    8 points May 17,2019, 1:30pm

    It's very difficult for me going back and forth between my Xbox one and my Nintendo switch.

  • the_rugged_nerd
    5 points May 17,2019, 1:11pm

    I love this

  • Cheesestrings89
    4 points May 17,2019, 1:44pm

    Modern Problems require modern solutions.

  • IshinReddit
    3 points May 17,2019, 1:29pm

    Sneaks up and rotates board a little bit

  • aphrodisidick
    6 points May 17,2019, 1:06pm

    Wish I had thought of that.

  • Zeta_Crossfire
    2 points May 17,2019, 1:01pm

    I did something similar playing indigo prophecy back on the original Xbox. Good hack.

  • ichigovirgen
    2 points May 17,2019, 1:03pm

    You'll get the hig of it

  • DerekPaxton
    2 points May 17,2019, 1:27pm

    This was my game of the year last year. Enjoy every moment of it.

  • piggiebrotha
    2 points May 17,2019, 1:30pm

    Try some mnemonic tricks. In my case, after years of Xbox, it did the trick "triangle, like an up arrow, so up, circle, round like the nearby controller edge, so is right, square, like the middle controller area, so left, and x, what's left, so down". Find your own tricks and you'll learn them pretty fast

  • NightingaleAtWork
    2 points May 17,2019, 1:31pm

    Hey, so seeing as you're new to the game I wanna give you a pro-tip.

    Do your best not to let Connor die, He's a good boy.

    And it's Cole. (You'll know when you need it)

  • endergod16
    2 points May 17,2019, 1:41pm

    I grew up playing a ps2 but turned over to Xbox 360 because I liked it way more than ps3 so I still have the imprint of where the buttons are but where I always get confused is when it tells me to press r1 l1 re or l2. Then I'm like okay wtf is that.

  • karmaextract
    2 points May 17,2019, 1:43pm

    Fighting/Action games are the best way to train muscle memory.

    I haven't played Detroit yet but I would also recommend try to remember what types of actions are prompting you to press "where" on the controller rather than the symbol - that cognitive association would help with learning the controller much faster assuming they had sensible Plot/UI/button assignments.

  • Hraeszlyr
    2 points May 17,2019, 2:23pm

    This has to have been made for the karma. Theres no way it takes more than 2 minutes to learn a 4 button control scheme. I dont eant my faith in my fellow man to fall so low...

  • mmm_vernors
    2 points May 17,2019, 2:29pm

    God of War did it right by putting the button icon on the side of the screen matching the controller.

  • 9fourbeats
    4 points May 17,2019, 1:04pm

    Great solution. I’d say Detroit is probably a good way to learn buttons through stress, and you can re-do chapters if you mess up. One of the most interesting games i’ve played for a while, enjoy!

  • mmm273
    2 points May 17,2019, 1:02pm

    Clever. But believe near end you will not have time to look down.

    You need to memorize it. Quickly.

  • eoworm
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:22pm

    if nobody else is going to comment on the filler bunny, i will.

  • Seegtease
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:25pm

    I learned my PS control scheme from the swordfight performance in Final Fantasy 9.

  • rustyspo0nz
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:29pm

    Lmao, just got got PS4 and replaying all the god of war games - not knowing the buttons was a huge setback for those boss bottles that require timed button pushes

  • TatodziadekPL
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:32pm

    28 STAB WOUNDS!!!!

  • Dankbradley
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:33pm

    Very proactive . Keep it up

  • sh0rtb0x
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:35pm

    Modern problems require modern solutions.

  • CollectableRat
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:38pm

    wasn't this a free game 0f the month on EPIC? though I forgot to download it of course, I always forget to download the good games in these things.

  • zidanetribal
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:39pm

    Hours of trying to impress the nobles in FF9 helped me get familiar with the buttons, same with God of War.

  • pgp555
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:40pm

    *holds controller upside down*

    Fuck

  • sapedinho
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:43pm

    I saw this nintendo Wii and Gamecube, brings back good old memories, i still have my Wii and i enjoy playing him sometimes

  • realSatanAMA
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:43pm

    As a PC gamer that just bought a PS4... I need this.

  • LukesLightSaber
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:45pm

    It's not overly complicated. If a button does something in type of game on xbox, generally the button in the same position on the ps controller does the same thing..(a) & (x) both being jump or RT and RB2 both being shoot

  • oo_yamaneko
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:45pm

    I find this funny in an endearing way.

    One thing that happens to me personally is that whenever I play only Nintendo games for too long I get used to pressing the A button to confirm so when I get back to playing Playstation I end up pressing the O button instead of the X button a lot, resulting in the opposite action.

    I think you'll get used to it quickly so no worries. Have fun!

  • stacker55
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:45pm

    i haad this problem with switch coming from xbox and never having nintendo anything. i had to train my brain to always hit the opposite button of what my instincts told me. for a while it meant every button press started with hovering over the wrong button then that rule kicking in and moving to the right one

  • GILGIE7
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:46pm

    Dont let your teacher see your cheatsheet

  • ACrazyTopT
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:48pm

    How is this game? It's $20 on Amazon; worth it?

  • TartarusKeeper
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:48pm

    Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

  • Ytimenow
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:49pm

    I remember ○, Triangle, □, going backwards and never bother to remember X as I know its at the place I cant remember.

  • DawnSol018
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:53pm

    Switching between the PlayStation controls and the switch controls is the daily IQ test I never anticipated.

    Spoiler: I’m an idiot.

  • Kupy
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:53pm

    I did this back in the day for the early God of War games.

  • technocrawl
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:54pm

    Lol

  • andyv001
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:55pm

    If it's stupid but it works, then it's not stupid!

  • truefent
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:55pm

    The reason why sometimes I don't jump in zelda botw...I always forgot which button does which. Spiderman on the other hand...

  • xjoges
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:56pm

    Nothing is worse than getting used to a PS or XBox controller, and then being mindfucked every time you have to press X if you switch to the other.

  • VictusFrey
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:56pm

    PS gamer since PS1. I still haven't memorized the Switch buttons, I just know them as top, left, right, and down buttons.

  • DeathXD01
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:59pm

    Great idea, might use it :D

  • P1kmac
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:02pm

    I thought GTA was Detroit

  • mlvisby
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:04pm

    Ha, I had that issue with Lollipop Chainsaw on PS3! Didn't think of this clever solution.

  • BornTie2762279
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:04pm

    Modern problems require modern solutions

  • Darcrath
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:04pm

    Detroit was also my first PS4 game. Adjusting to the button layout during that game was stressful. Didn't stop me from enjoying it though.

  • TasteCicles
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:04pm

    I play both consoles and often get confused. This is smart!

  • CritikillNick
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:05pm

    It’s four buttons man it’s not hard

  • Furman_V
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:06pm

    This was my first game for the ps4, and i almost killed a few characters cause pressing thw worng buttons

  • ReverendHobo
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:07pm

    Nice, I did the same thing when my wife played until dawn.

  • Ponasity
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:07pm

    If only the buttons themselves had some form of labeling.....

  • apageofthedarkhold
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:08pm

    This is a very good solution... Thanks. I think this is why i've never become a console player. The arbitrary nature (at least to me) of the symbols always makes me hesitate RIGHT when I need to know what button to press. Which means I'm terrible at skill checks.

  • flux_wildley
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:09pm

    I was playing a steam game last night with some friends, and 1 guy asked what button the chat was. I said "R1" and he burst out laughing, asked me wtf controller was I using.

    Apparently a psx controller lol

  • BryanFTW13
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:10pm

    Honestly, I've been a PlayStation kid in my life but when I do pick up an Xbox controller I can adapt to it easily. The button functions are pretty much the same thing between both PS and Xbox. At least for me.

  • Brainless1988
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:12pm

    I'm definitely a Nintendo guy and having to remind myself that down is confirm and right is cancel makes for very awkward menuing whenever I'm playing on a PlayStation or Xbox.

  • Jetfire2525
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:13pm

    Whatever works. Like they say if it’s stupid but works then it’s not stupid.

  • SaniktheDerhog
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:13pm

    when i first played max payne for ps2 instead of my buddies xbox using sticks besides each other fudged with me for a long time into the story, one of my few vivid memories unfortunately...

  • TheLordEddardStarky
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:13pm

    Good thinking lol

  • OriginalBraders
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:13pm

    You my friend are going places. Seriously though that’s a pretty good idea, keeps you focused rather than looking down. Welcome to the PS family!

  • Terrible_Truth
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:13pm

    If you're coming from Xbox controllers here's an easy way to remember (circle and triangle at least) :

    Circle = Round like BTriangle = Triangular like YSquare = X fits in itX = Just subconsciously remember that it's not the regular position, only A position it's left

  • Yggdrazzil
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:16pm

    I get you.

    I went from snes to ps1 and never stopped playing playstation. Then pc started supporting xbox controllers. I usually put a control scheme of the xbox controller up on my 2nd monitor whenever I play an pc game with the xbox controller.

  • ruscheinskyc
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:17pm

    That's brilliant, man

  • Dash8u
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:17pm

    I do this when I’m playing quick time event games stoned.

  • TetraVex_
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:18pm

    Improvise, adapt, overcome.

  • EnglishDwarf
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:18pm

    If it’s stupid but it works, then it isn’t stupid at all.

  • frivolous_squid
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:19pm

    The Switch controller fucks me up completely as an Xbox player. It's exactly the opposite (A<->B and X<->Y). I have to just completely ignore the button icons they put on screen and learn it using Xbox buttons.

  • borazine
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:19pm

    To everyone who's played this game: Who is your favourite waifu, and why is it North? 😻🥰

  • FawkesFirenze
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:19pm

    My dad still has a sticky note taped under the monitor he uses to play PlayStation. He's been playing since PS2

  • Xerhu
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:21pm

    But are you sent by cyberlife?

  • I_like_big_book
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:21pm

    I feel your pain, 90% of my failed quicktime events on games is due to the way Sony has their controller set up. I went from Nintendo (SNES) up to Gamecube and then over to the Xbox, that A-B, X-Y setup feels natural, still getting used to the shapes instead.

  • Drum_Stick_Ninja
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:21pm

    As a long time PlayStation fan I have them all memorized to heart....but I recently added an Xbone to my collection and could certainly use this idea!

  • Schmackerich
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:21pm

    My gf bought that but I didnt play it yet (stuck on witcher and not much time). Is it worth it?

  • NarielV
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:22pm

    You motherfucker the square is pink damn you not black PINKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • RigasTelRuun
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:22pm

    You could also look down.

  • Marsche
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:22pm

    this is an advertisement

  • kazamasta31
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:22pm

    I’m the opposite, been a PlayStation kid all my life. Switched to playing mainly pc and when I plug in a controller every game uses the Xbox controller layout. The only game I can think off with the ps controller layout that I own are Xenoverse 2 and Jump Force.

  • juananim8
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:23pm

    Another man cursed with knowledge. Have you ever played Detroit: BC

  • StereoFood
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:23pm

    Honestly the most memorable key pad ever. Nintendo needs to stop switching it up.

  • baby_got_baq
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:23pm

    This game is amazing. You’re in for a treat.

  • DrTrout37
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:23pm

    I did this with Red Dead Redemption 2 after I got a PS4 and RDR2

  • TheMasterOfTheHouse
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:23pm

    Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

  • underworldkarma
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:24pm

    Oh you’r new new

  • Thefaceofbob5269
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:24pm

    Detriot: Become Human is a fantastic game

  • ALLAHUZACKBAR
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:25pm

    Modern problems require modern solutions

  • BigBrandyy
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:25pm

    I'm the opposite I used Xbox all my life and I know the location of the X and O buttons and all that but I still call it A and B if I ever have to tell someone what to press.

  • treazon
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:26pm

    Hah that will come in very handy as the game goes on, the QTE's speed up quite a bit - I also suggest paying attention to the difference between the icons for 'moving the analog stick to the left or right' and 'shaking the control to the left or right'.. that screwed me over several times.

    It's a really fucking awesome game, one of the few ones my non-gamer wife enjoyed watching enough to sit through my entire playthrough.

  • Forzaeagle
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:26pm

    first world problems

  • PL600Lover
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:26pm

    I have always only played on Playstation ever since I was a kid. Don't even need to look the the controller. I know the button layout by heart.

    I could play Detroit: Become Human blindfolded, cause I played it 100% and know the game like the back of my hand. Every single button prompt, QTE, I know the drill.

  • funkytechnic
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:26pm

    Ugh jesus - that's a great idea. I went through the SAME thing with this game.

  • Gwanosh
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:26pm

    If it works it ain't stupid.

  • dockows412
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:27pm

    I mean, you could look at the controller lol

  • no_bingus
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:27pm

    Ngl. That's smart asf

  • iguessithink
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:27pm

    I managed to get the worst ending on my first play through of this game. I wasn't even trying to get it. I just suck at games

  • Nandorrific
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:27pm

    I’ve played on PS systems since PS1 and I still need to look down at my controller every time.

  • mhall812
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:28pm

    Clever! I always have difficulty transitioning between consoles. I need to adopt this

  • Aheadboat
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:28pm

    Better console requires bigger brain

  • Psycold
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:28pm

    I bought an Xbox One X just to play Red Dead 2 when it came out. I've been a PC gamer my entire life and that was my first console. I could not get used to using a controller for aiming and ended up buying this thing called Xim Apex which lets you plug in a mouse and keyboard and bind your own controls. I think it works for Playstation also.

  • Moose_Nuts
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:28pm

    Yep. Being a PC gamer with an Xbox One controller and also a Switch owner is KILLING ME.

    I think that might even be worse because at least with Xbox and PS4, the bottom button is generally the GO/ACCEPT button. On the Switch, it's the A button on the right. FML.

  • siddus15
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:28pm

    Oh man! I love this game. The story holds up against anything in all of fiction. Get ready for some agonising decisions, and some absolute gut punches

  • Jhawk163
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:29pm

    As a kid who grew up with a Playstation and then got a Wii and then swapped to PC but used an Xbox controller for driving games, can ya'll just figure out a universal fucking button layout and naming scheme? I get you want to be identifiable, but there's like 3 different fucking X positions alone, don't even get me started on how Nintendo and Microsoft use the same naming scheme, BUT A DIFFERENT FUCKING LAYOUT, 1 layout, ONE, that would make shit so much easier.

    (Clockwise)

    Nintendo: B A X Y

    Xbox: A B Y X

    WHY?! FUCKING WHY?! Nintendo, you used this layout first, why the hell did you not go A B X Y? It is the logical way to do it, it is in alphabetical order. Xbox, I would accept B A X Y because you are AN X-BOX, Sony, just put the X at the top position, ok? Just, be like the others with this one fucking button, please.

  • spectac47
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:29pm

    Xbox is the only controller I can play with. It's the only controller not made for toddler hands.

  • Magus6796
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:29pm

    I can't get the PlayStation button set up out of my head. It's really the best one once you get used to them.

  • CloseQtrsWombat
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:29pm

    I played them all as a kid, so trying to translate for my friends was always interesting.

  • cmitzz
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:29pm

    By far the worst aspect of PS4 games: quicktime events...

  • joshop15
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:30pm

    I was a PS3 player for years and now I play on the computer with the Xbox controller. I would never think of such an unnecessary solution. It's so simple that you don't even need an hour to memorize it.

  • sonny68
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:52pm

    David cage doesn't make good games.

  • PilsburyKush
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:26pm

    I literally just got a PS4 because I wanted to play Days Gone. I get fucked every time I’m in a grappling situation because I mash the wrong button.

  • therealcaptaindoctor
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:35pm

    That's actually very smart.

  • Mezyki
    1 points May 17,2019, 1:37pm

    Lol that's pretty clever

  • StupidMario64
    1 points May 17,2019, 2:11pm

    Maybe dont start with a quick time game 😂 I mean whatever floats your boat but I started off with minecraft then worked up to shooters, then quick time games such as telltale and Detroit

  • Garsonosrag
    0 points May 17,2019, 1:17pm

    Use a keyboard problem solved.

  • erased0523
    0 points May 17,2019, 2:24pm

    Dude it's not that hard to figure out...

  • HI-McDunnough
    0 points May 17,2019, 1:28pm

    I have been a Playstation user since the PS2 was new.

    I still have to look at my controller when a game prompts me to hit one of those buttons.

  • lkodl
    0 points May 17,2019, 2:08pm

    Triangle points up.Square shape has an L for leftOpposite of square is circle for RightX on the bottom

  • wwaxwork
    0 points May 17,2019, 2:20pm

    OK I need to do this.

  • wakeupkeo
    -1 points May 17,2019, 1:44pm

    This man is a genius

● ● ●

#3 My Quadriplegic Father was a pilot for thirty years before becoming paralyzed. He went paragliding for the first time yesterday.

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COMMENTS

  • hellothere42069
    401 points May 15,2019, 11:09am

    Paraparagliding

  • telf2
    69 points May 15,2019, 10:48am

    Just like in that scene from The Intouchables where the exact same thing happens! But guessing you already know about that

  • DLnuggets
    293 points May 15,2019, 10:31am

    That’s so awesome! Did he have a good time? How did he become paralyzed!

  • gumbyrocks
    25 points May 15,2019, 10:32am

    How did he like it?

  • GrinAndBeMe
    38 points May 15,2019, 10:30am

    This is every fear I have from every perspective in one collection. Regal nods all around!

  • mscott8088
    14 points May 15,2019, 10:25am

    How old was he after becoming paralyzed?

  • r6662
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:50am

    That guy in orange was so close to the ledge, gave me real heatenings

  • MagaMagaChooChoo
    95 points May 15,2019, 10:54am

    Taking him back into the sky probably means more to him than you know. Good on you for doing this for him

  • warmforesee
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:24am

    At first I thought he was gliding alone! Then I realized there’s a dude hanging behind the wheelchair...

  • mrshatnertoyou
    7 points May 15,2019, 11:17am
  • megalithicman
    8 points May 15,2019, 10:52am

    I, I FEEL SO ALIVE!

  • Sclargor
    10 points May 15,2019, 10:45am

    Don’t you mean quadrigliding?

  • Bullet_Monkey321
    3 points May 15,2019, 10:55am

    That's amazing, thanks for sharing. How did your father become paralyzed? If you don't mind my asking

  • whenthelightstops
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:28am

    Can someone add the Mac and Me wheelchair scene to this?

  • Threeknucklesdeeper
    5 points May 15,2019, 11:09am
  • Isgrimnur
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:38am

    Paraparagliding. If the pilot were a paramedic, it would be paraparaparagliding.

  • Pixiechicken
    6 points May 15,2019, 10:25am

    Beautiful and courageous 💕❤️💕❤️

  • krisjimsampson
    2 points May 15,2019, 11:06am

    That went downhill quickly

  • crxsstraffic_
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:36am

    this might be the coolest thing ive ever seen!

  • Cryoniko
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:54am

    My father used to be a national champion in his day when it came to paragliding. He lost his leg due to several issues and the doctors' misdiagnosis but let me tell you, he would be beyond happy to do that again.

    He is mentoring me when it comes to paragliding but we just started ever since I still have issues with untangling those darn cables each time I fail to get the wing up properly. Whenever he shows me how to do anything he has that spark in his eye and such a huge love for the sport it's incredible.

  • Dr_NotHere
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:56am

    Reminds me of the movie "the upside"

  • therealdeviant
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:24pm

    I swear to God I thought they were gonna send him all by himself.

  • pikahellmybutt
    3 points May 15,2019, 10:41am
  • lucipherius
    1 points May 15,2019, 10:57am

    Did he enjoy it?

  • 96-ramair
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:12am

    Was this done by Project Airtime? They're a great organization that does some amazing work helping get people in the air. If you haven't, check them out.

  • thanosisdead
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:13am

    This does put a smile on my face

  • assspelunkers
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:15am

    How did he manipulate the controls?

  • pp0787
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:17am

    Reminds me of the last scene of the movie ‘The Intouchables’

  • thatcurlyheadedfella
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:17am

    That's so awesome! I cant even imagine how happy that must have made him

  • SpaceXGonGiveItToYa
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:19am

    Wow I'm so happy for him!!!

  • NothinbutNette
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:23am

    At first I didnt see the guy attached to him and thought they sent the poor guy out by himself.

  • SianaOrdl
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:25am

    Where is this? It’s so beautiful!

  • betta2140
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:25am

    cant keep this guy from the skies, take his legs, he takes a glider

  • Allbanned1984
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:26am

    so he went paraparagliding.

  • JebbieSans187
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:29am

    Absolutely beautiful...it's amazing because 32 years is most of your adult life. That's probably how he defined himself, or at least a part of himself, and the man hours spent learning to fly are pretty steep...now if you'll excuse me, someone is cutting onions in here.

  • mershaq69
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:30am

    This is why we love sports, INSPIRING

  • MikeDanger1990
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:30am

    Ah, life. <3

  • nzwolfgang
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:32am

    Weekend at Bernies.

  • foogers
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:33am

    What an overly complicated way to kill someone, he would fall much faster without the parachute.

  • uberbroke
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:36am

    The orange jumper dude skidding to a stop before the edge is kind of like my nightmare

  • apatel150
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:42am

    And here most of us are with two hands and two feet, plugging away on a keyboard inside. Respect!!

  • JeanClaudVanRAMADAM
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:52am

    Why does he has a backpack shaped like a person?

  • SunCantMeltWaxWings
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:53am

    The best Jim

  • Guy_In_Florida
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:55am

    As a 30 year aviator that lost his medical, I 100% get this and would do it in a hot second. Being stuck on the ground sucks. Not being able to be around aviators is even worse. Tailwinds to your pops, hope you know what this meant to him. I'll be we'd get along right off.

  • Jackleber
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:57am

    That's probably scary for red jacket.

  • BlueLikeYou22
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:57am

    It would great if someone cropped the paraglider out of this.

  • WolfeS93
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:02pm

    Where’s this?! I wanna go!

  • smackd40
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:04pm

    I'd love to see the landing footage

  • donthedon97
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:11pm

    They say he is still paragliding to this day

  • wildsamsqwatch
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:11pm

    Love the victory clap red jacket gives after getting them off the ground

  • snerrad
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:12pm

    I bet it was a smooth landing

  • AnkitPancakes
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:14pm

    how is the guy on the back attached?

  • GreatDevilicous
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:14pm

    Having Free Bird playing just as you open this....tear jerking i swear....

  • Brachra
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:15pm

    Quadriglidng

  • fetidshambler
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:15pm

    Did he have an easy time landing?

  • Mowza2k2
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:16pm

    Where does this take place? It's absolutely beautiful there.

  • Veritas00
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:17pm

    This seemed very much like a “have fun and good luck shove” until I saw someone was tethered to him, on the second watch.

  • LaquaciousMute
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:19pm

    Virtual Reality plus a high powered fan to the face could achieve this!

  • that1celebrity
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:21pm

    Fuck yeah!

  • HairiestHobo
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:23pm

    I read the title and my brain thought it was the setup to a really dark joke for a moment...

  • happydayswasgreat
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:24pm

    "Wheels, where we're going we don't need wheels"

  • jxseca
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:24pm

    Lands in the water...

  • CocaineIsTheShit
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:26pm

    And the last..

  • Erevoss
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:28pm

    Quadragliding

  • XFiveOne
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:29pm

    He will be missed.

  • ducksaucerer144
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:30pm

    Isn't it quadrigliding then?

  • TAYWR3X
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:31pm

    Why is the chair necessary lol I feel like it would be easier to just land on ya bum!

    Cool story either way thanks for sharing

  • dash_dotdashdash
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:32pm

    I'm just glad that, at the end, all the right people went off the edge of that cliff.

  • MumphlerFumperdink
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:36pm

    Then he died in a crash

  • tehgimpage
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:38pm

    that's awesome. he just straight "mac n me'd" himself off that cliff! what a badass! looks so fun.

  • NatoSphere
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:39pm

    ...and he was never seen again.

  • Goldenbears55
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:40pm

    Q: What do you do for a living?A: I push dudes in wheelchairs off cliffs.

  • DarthDude91
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:40pm

    Yayyyy

  • InquisitiveHawk
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:41pm

    This made me emotional, right as they left the ground and he returned to the air, I can not fathom that feeling of being one with the sky again.

  • missgigilove
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:41pm

    How nerve-wrecking, I bet it was a thrilling experience to be in the air again with some control!

  • Shroomian
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:41pm

    We can only hope when he arrived landing, family and friends were standing below clapping in excitement of his accomplishment to never let any challenge keep you from pursuing your passion... Only to be greeted to him rolling in screaming bloody murder how he cannot feel his legs.

  • Doogle89
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:42pm

    Cheaper than a funeral I guess

  • KaraJitsu
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:44pm

    At first I didn’t see the second guy strapped to the back of the chair. I thought “How the f- is he supposed to control it when he’s paralyzed?”

  • rebeccatwosocks
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:44pm

    Leaked footage of how Bran gets to Kings Landing next episode.

  • Yeltnerb
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:45pm

    What a great thing to do. And super props to the assistant that he had. Way to make great memories!

  • Kookymaid
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:45pm

    Shades of Heidi.

  • bunofwalnutts
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:45pm

    This made me cry with the hope that we all see ourselves, without limitations.

  • dogeyo_to_tokyo
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:47pm

    parachute / paraplegic = root word of "para" = apart from.

    id say, this was a match made in heaven

  • roach24k
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:47pm

    Nice

  • Sir_Jimothy_III
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:47pm

    And he was never seen again...

  • bluepied
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:49pm

    The celebratory single-clap from the guy in the red jacket says it all... “Didn’t lose him over the cliff, mission accomplished!”

  • oldmrdeebs
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:49pm

    Holy shit dude! Respect for you and your pop!

  • heavyarms_
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:50pm

    I had to double check I wasn’t on /r/Nononono

  • ekkualizer
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:50pm

    My friend was paralyzed in paraglidong accident. He wanted to continue flying so he designed flychair. He is selling those nowdays! flychair website

  • Norcan987
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:50pm

    [Dad falls asleep while taking in the views... Kid quickly has a parachute and a guy hooked up to the wheel chair]

    • OP: "Hey dad, wake up!“ [Quickly plops a helmet on dad]

    ..

    • Dad: ”Hey! What the Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccckkk!!!“
  • canada__sucks
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:51pm

    I think that's stupid.

  • thavi
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:51pm

    Quadragliding

  • fgcluis
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:52pm

    *Cue Ducktales Moon Stage Music.

  • One_Cold_Turkey
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:52pm

    where is the whole video?

  • bluegirl62
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:52pm

    Very inspiring

  • EndLightEnd1
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:53pm
  • Niniju
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:54pm

    The only time it's socially acceptable to push a man in a wheelchair off a cliff.

  • Statesidewolf71
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:54pm

    He has built in landing gear

  • Ishcodeh
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:55pm

    HEY I LIVE IN THE AREA THATS MOUNT WOODSIDE THERE JUMPING OFF WITH THE FRASER RIVER IN THE BACKGROUND IN THE HARRISON MILLS AREA!!! Hi fellow local redditor!!

  • Broblank
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:55pm

    That made my day! Glad he got to do this.

  • CiaranDotCom
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:56pm

    Forget the take off I wanna see the landing

  • Dang3rGam1ng
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:58pm

    Its like that air temple kid from avatar the last airbender

  • Cheeseissue
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:58pm

    Well that massive set of nuts he has must still be working, cuz fuck that.

  • Mpcrazy
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:58pm

    Was this J Ryan? His posts are so inspiring.

  • RipAJMP
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:59pm

    I feel like I seen a movie about this.....

  • Diddleronthehoof
    1 points May 15,2019, 10:54am

    Sorry for the pessimism here but what was the plan if they crashed into the water?

  • Hagadin
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:56am

    I mean, you still could have put him in a plane though. It's not like he piloted parachutes. Probably would have been cheaper too. Smh.

  • Jeter21881
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:23pm

    Hey hunny look! I’m dead.

    What a moron, what an IDIOT.

COMMENTS

  • hellothere42069
    401 points May 15,2019, 11:09am

    Paraparagliding

  • telf2
    69 points May 15,2019, 10:48am

    Just like in that scene from The Intouchables where the exact same thing happens! But guessing you already know about that

  • DLnuggets
    293 points May 15,2019, 10:31am

    That’s so awesome! Did he have a good time? How did he become paralyzed!

  • kernowgringo
    36 points May 15,2019, 10:34am

    Wow, what an experience for him. Where is that? the scenery is beautiful.

    Edit: Found your other comment, Harrison Mills, BC, Canada.

  • gumbyrocks
    25 points May 15,2019, 10:32am

    How did he like it?

  • GrinAndBeMe
    38 points May 15,2019, 10:30am

    This is every fear I have from every perspective in one collection. Regal nods all around!

  • mscott8088
    14 points May 15,2019, 10:25am

    How old was he after becoming paralyzed?

  • r6662
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:50am

    That guy in orange was so close to the ledge, gave me real heatenings

  • MagaMagaChooChoo
    95 points May 15,2019, 10:54am

    Taking him back into the sky probably means more to him than you know. Good on you for doing this for him

  • warmforesee
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:24am

    At first I thought he was gliding alone! Then I realized there’s a dude hanging behind the wheelchair...

  • mrshatnertoyou
    7 points May 15,2019, 11:17am
  • megalithicman
    8 points May 15,2019, 10:52am

    I, I FEEL SO ALIVE!

  • Sclargor
    10 points May 15,2019, 10:45am

    Don’t you mean quadrigliding?

  • Bullet_Monkey321
    3 points May 15,2019, 10:55am

    That's amazing, thanks for sharing. How did your father become paralyzed? If you don't mind my asking

  • whenthelightstops
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:28am

    Can someone add the Mac and Me wheelchair scene to this?

  • Threeknucklesdeeper
    5 points May 15,2019, 11:09am
  • Isgrimnur
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:38am

    Paraparagliding. If the pilot were a paramedic, it would be paraparaparagliding.

  • Pixiechicken
    6 points May 15,2019, 10:25am

    Beautiful and courageous 💕❤️💕❤️

  • krisjimsampson
    2 points May 15,2019, 11:06am

    That went downhill quickly

  • crxsstraffic_
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:36am

    this might be the coolest thing ive ever seen!

  • Cryoniko
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:54am

    My father used to be a national champion in his day when it came to paragliding. He lost his leg due to several issues and the doctors' misdiagnosis but let me tell you, he would be beyond happy to do that again.

    He is mentoring me when it comes to paragliding but we just started ever since I still have issues with untangling those darn cables each time I fail to get the wing up properly. Whenever he shows me how to do anything he has that spark in his eye and such a huge love for the sport it's incredible.

  • Dr_NotHere
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:56am

    Reminds me of the movie "the upside"

  • therealdeviant
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:24pm

    I swear to God I thought they were gonna send him all by himself.

  • pikahellmybutt
    3 points May 15,2019, 10:41am
  • lucipherius
    1 points May 15,2019, 10:57am

    Did he enjoy it?

  • 96-ramair
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:12am

    Was this done by Project Airtime? They're a great organization that does some amazing work helping get people in the air. If you haven't, check them out.

  • thanosisdead
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:13am

    This does put a smile on my face

  • assspelunkers
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:15am

    How did he manipulate the controls?

  • pp0787
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:17am

    Reminds me of the last scene of the movie ‘The Intouchables’

  • thatcurlyheadedfella
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:17am

    That's so awesome! I cant even imagine how happy that must have made him

  • SpaceXGonGiveItToYa
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:19am

    Wow I'm so happy for him!!!

  • NothinbutNette
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:23am

    At first I didnt see the guy attached to him and thought they sent the poor guy out by himself.

  • SianaOrdl
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:25am

    Where is this? It’s so beautiful!

  • betta2140
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:25am

    cant keep this guy from the skies, take his legs, he takes a glider

  • Allbanned1984
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:26am

    so he went paraparagliding.

  • JebbieSans187
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:29am

    Absolutely beautiful...it's amazing because 32 years is most of your adult life. That's probably how he defined himself, or at least a part of himself, and the man hours spent learning to fly are pretty steep...now if you'll excuse me, someone is cutting onions in here.

  • mershaq69
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:30am

    This is why we love sports, INSPIRING

  • MikeDanger1990
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:30am

    Ah, life. <3

  • nzwolfgang
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:32am

    Weekend at Bernies.

  • foogers
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:33am

    What an overly complicated way to kill someone, he would fall much faster without the parachute.

  • uberbroke
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:36am

    The orange jumper dude skidding to a stop before the edge is kind of like my nightmare

  • apatel150
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:42am

    And here most of us are with two hands and two feet, plugging away on a keyboard inside. Respect!!

  • JeanClaudVanRAMADAM
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:52am

    Why does he has a backpack shaped like a person?

  • SunCantMeltWaxWings
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:53am

    The best Jim

  • Guy_In_Florida
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:55am

    As a 30 year aviator that lost his medical, I 100% get this and would do it in a hot second. Being stuck on the ground sucks. Not being able to be around aviators is even worse. Tailwinds to your pops, hope you know what this meant to him. I'll be we'd get along right off.

  • Jackleber
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:57am

    That's probably scary for red jacket.

  • BlueLikeYou22
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:57am

    It would great if someone cropped the paraglider out of this.

  • WolfeS93
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:02pm

    Where’s this?! I wanna go!

  • smackd40
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:04pm

    I'd love to see the landing footage

  • donthedon97
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:11pm

    They say he is still paragliding to this day

  • wildsamsqwatch
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:11pm

    Love the victory clap red jacket gives after getting them off the ground

  • snerrad
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:12pm

    I bet it was a smooth landing

  • AnkitPancakes
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:14pm

    how is the guy on the back attached?

  • GreatDevilicous
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:14pm

    Having Free Bird playing just as you open this....tear jerking i swear....

  • Brachra
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:15pm

    Quadriglidng

  • fetidshambler
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:15pm

    Did he have an easy time landing?

  • Mowza2k2
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:16pm

    Where does this take place? It's absolutely beautiful there.

  • Veritas00
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:17pm

    This seemed very much like a “have fun and good luck shove” until I saw someone was tethered to him, on the second watch.

  • LaquaciousMute
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:19pm

    Virtual Reality plus a high powered fan to the face could achieve this!

  • that1celebrity
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:21pm

    Fuck yeah!

  • HairiestHobo
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:23pm

    I read the title and my brain thought it was the setup to a really dark joke for a moment...

  • happydayswasgreat
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:24pm

    "Wheels, where we're going we don't need wheels"

  • jxseca
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:24pm

    Lands in the water...

  • CocaineIsTheShit
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:26pm

    And the last..

  • Erevoss
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:28pm

    Quadragliding

  • XFiveOne
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:29pm

    He will be missed.

  • ducksaucerer144
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:30pm

    Isn't it quadrigliding then?

  • TAYWR3X
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:31pm

    Why is the chair necessary lol I feel like it would be easier to just land on ya bum!

    Cool story either way thanks for sharing

  • dash_dotdashdash
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:32pm

    I'm just glad that, at the end, all the right people went off the edge of that cliff.

  • MumphlerFumperdink
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:36pm

    Then he died in a crash

  • tehgimpage
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:38pm

    that's awesome. he just straight "mac n me'd" himself off that cliff! what a badass! looks so fun.

  • NatoSphere
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:39pm

    ...and he was never seen again.

  • Goldenbears55
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:40pm

    Q: What do you do for a living?A: I push dudes in wheelchairs off cliffs.

  • DarthDude91
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:40pm

    Yayyyy

  • InquisitiveHawk
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:41pm

    This made me emotional, right as they left the ground and he returned to the air, I can not fathom that feeling of being one with the sky again.

  • missgigilove
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:41pm

    How nerve-wrecking, I bet it was a thrilling experience to be in the air again with some control!

  • Shroomian
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:41pm

    We can only hope when he arrived landing, family and friends were standing below clapping in excitement of his accomplishment to never let any challenge keep you from pursuing your passion... Only to be greeted to him rolling in screaming bloody murder how he cannot feel his legs.

  • Doogle89
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:42pm

    Cheaper than a funeral I guess

  • KaraJitsu
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:44pm

    At first I didn’t see the second guy strapped to the back of the chair. I thought “How the f- is he supposed to control it when he’s paralyzed?”

  • rebeccatwosocks
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:44pm

    Leaked footage of how Bran gets to Kings Landing next episode.

  • Yeltnerb
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:45pm

    What a great thing to do. And super props to the assistant that he had. Way to make great memories!

  • Kookymaid
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:45pm

    Shades of Heidi.

  • bunofwalnutts
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:45pm

    This made me cry with the hope that we all see ourselves, without limitations.

  • dogeyo_to_tokyo
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:47pm

    parachute / paraplegic = root word of "para" = apart from.

    id say, this was a match made in heaven

  • roach24k
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:47pm

    Nice

  • Sir_Jimothy_III
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:47pm

    And he was never seen again...

  • bluepied
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:49pm

    The celebratory single-clap from the guy in the red jacket says it all... “Didn’t lose him over the cliff, mission accomplished!”

  • oldmrdeebs
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:49pm

    Holy shit dude! Respect for you and your pop!

  • heavyarms_
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:50pm

    I had to double check I wasn’t on /r/Nononono

  • ekkualizer
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:50pm

    My friend was paralyzed in paraglidong accident. He wanted to continue flying so he designed flychair. He is selling those nowdays! flychair website

  • Norcan987
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:50pm

    [Dad falls asleep while taking in the views... Kid quickly has a parachute and a guy hooked up to the wheel chair]

    • OP: "Hey dad, wake up!“ [Quickly plops a helmet on dad]

    ..

    • Dad: ”Hey! What the Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccckkk!!!“
  • canada__sucks
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:51pm

    I think that's stupid.

  • thavi
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:51pm

    Quadragliding

  • fgcluis
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:52pm

    *Cue Ducktales Moon Stage Music.

  • One_Cold_Turkey
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:52pm

    where is the whole video?

  • bluegirl62
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:52pm

    Very inspiring

  • EndLightEnd1
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:53pm
  • Niniju
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:54pm

    The only time it's socially acceptable to push a man in a wheelchair off a cliff.

  • Statesidewolf71
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:54pm

    He has built in landing gear

  • Ishcodeh
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:55pm

    HEY I LIVE IN THE AREA THATS MOUNT WOODSIDE THERE JUMPING OFF WITH THE FRASER RIVER IN THE BACKGROUND IN THE HARRISON MILLS AREA!!! Hi fellow local redditor!!

  • Broblank
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:55pm

    That made my day! Glad he got to do this.

  • CiaranDotCom
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:56pm

    Forget the take off I wanna see the landing

  • Dang3rGam1ng
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:58pm

    Its like that air temple kid from avatar the last airbender

  • Cheeseissue
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:58pm

    Well that massive set of nuts he has must still be working, cuz fuck that.

  • Mpcrazy
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:58pm

    Was this J Ryan? His posts are so inspiring.

  • RipAJMP
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:59pm

    I feel like I seen a movie about this.....

  • Diddleronthehoof
    1 points May 15,2019, 10:54am

    Sorry for the pessimism here but what was the plan if they crashed into the water?

  • Hagadin
    1 points May 15,2019, 11:56am

    I mean, you still could have put him in a plane though. It's not like he piloted parachutes. Probably would have been cheaper too. Smh.

  • Jeter21881
    1 points May 15,2019, 12:23pm

    Hey hunny look! I’m dead.

    What a moron, what an IDIOT.

● ● ●

#4 Give that guard a promotion!

r/gaming

COMMENTS

  • SmittyManJensen_
    125 points May 19,2019, 7:31pm

    30 seconds later... “I was an adventurer like you once...”

  • largehoobit
    66 points May 19,2019, 7:33pm

    my cousin's out fighting dragons and what do I get? guard duty

  • Damnappsanyway
    39 points May 19,2019, 7:39pm

    Never seen this happen in game, but I always wished it would thank you.

  • knotshure
    18 points May 19,2019, 8:06pm

    I love how they just walk away and continue with their business like it was no big deal.

  • adrunkern0ob
    13 points May 19,2019, 8:11pm

    Holy shit, then he just walks off like it’s just another goddamn Tuesday. Fucking legend.

  • kingofcarrots5
    6 points May 19,2019, 8:03pm

    God damn it now I gotta go start another play through of skyrim

  • PsySom
    6 points May 19,2019, 8:06pm

    I always like how totally nonchalant and bro guards always are.

  • Gboy1105
    4 points May 19,2019, 7:25pm

    Damn

  • Baraxa
    4 points May 19,2019, 7:29pm

    LEVEL UP

  • th30n3and0n1y
    3 points May 19,2019, 7:41pm

    "Stay in his blind spot!"

  • My_Maz3
    3 points May 19,2019, 7:56pm

    Not in my town!

  • el_crunz
    3 points May 19,2019, 8:11pm

    love how he saunters off after. "just doin' my job..."

  • KingPogba
    3 points May 19,2019, 8:14pm

    You never should have come here!

  • BubbhaDunkh
    3 points May 19,2019, 8:01pm

    Would be funny if he was Dragonborn and got the soul.

  • thereticent
    2 points May 19,2019, 8:08pm

    Some Legolas shit

  • remigiop
    2 points May 19,2019, 8:23pm

    I like how he does his "ain't shit walk" walking away without looking back.

  • Dr_Stef
    1 points May 19,2019, 8:17pm

    This is what happens when you're grumpy in the morning, because someone stole your sweetroll

  • LibertyPrime2016
    1 points May 19,2019, 8:19pm

    These damn season 8 leaks are getting out of hand!

  • H-K_47
    1 points May 19,2019, 8:19pm

    All in a day's work.

  • Datdudejay
    1 points May 19,2019, 8:22pm

    nice game of thrones spoiler

  • halborn
    1 points May 19,2019, 8:23pm

    What a hero! Is there something you can do to exalt this guy?

  • Nobodieshero816
    1 points May 19,2019, 8:28pm

    Haha i just started a game. And just did this part earlier. But mine was a lot more boring than this fight though lol

  • justmethedude
    1 points May 19,2019, 8:29pm

    "Nothing to see here"

  • thr33prim3s
    1 points May 19,2019, 8:30pm

    "Got to thinking... maybe I'm the Dragonborn, and I just don't know it yet?"

    Ummm.....

  • p1zzaman81
    1 points May 19,2019, 8:32pm

    Plot twist, he is the Dragonborn

  • Antwon1911
    1 points May 19,2019, 8:33pm

    Someone get this man a sweetroll Didnt even know guards were capable of critting dragons

  • Ferl74
    1 points May 19,2019, 8:34pm

    No one will ever believe him.
    "I swear, I jumped on the dragon's head and slayed the beast"
    Sure, Kevin.

  • Bubbledood
    1 points May 19,2019, 8:34pm
  • equalsolstice
    1 points May 19,2019, 8:34pm

    how have i never seen a guard do this lol

  • krinkelsak
    1 points May 19,2019, 8:35pm

    Probably landed on a chicken, poor dragon didn't stand a chance.

  • FatCatWithAHat1
    1 points May 19,2019, 8:35pm

    I miss Skyrim so much...makes me wanna re play it

  • 5269636b417374
    1 points May 19,2019, 8:39pm

    that's the real dragonborn right there

  • UnitingAssassin
    1 points May 19,2019, 8:40pm

    He actually wasn’t lying....He was an adventurer!

  • Torpid-O
    1 points May 19,2019, 8:40pm

    I was kinda hoping that the dragon soul would enter the guard instead of the player there.

  • SpunTheOne
    1 points May 19,2019, 8:41pm

    I saw this recently but it was a villager. And he walked away after the dragon was dead like a badass.

  • VoodooMamaJuJu89
    1 points May 19,2019, 8:41pm

    He’s so modest

  • andronicus_14
    1 points May 19,2019, 8:41pm

    Why... won’t... you... die!

  • semijoshomatic
    1 points May 19,2019, 7:45pm

    Absolute unit

  • Lance-Uppercut666
    0 points May 19,2019, 7:37pm

    Damn that nibba wild.

  • haitlen
    0 points May 19,2019, 7:59pm

    He must be a Targaryen!

COMMENTS

  • SmittyManJensen_
    125 points May 19,2019, 7:31pm

    30 seconds later... “I was an adventurer like you once...”

  • largehoobit
    66 points May 19,2019, 7:33pm

    my cousin's out fighting dragons and what do I get? guard duty

  • Damnappsanyway
    39 points May 19,2019, 7:39pm

    Never seen this happen in game, but I always wished it would thank you.

  • ProgrammaticallyFly0
    29 points May 19,2019, 7:25pm

    STOP. YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW.

  • knotshure
    18 points May 19,2019, 8:06pm

    I love how they just walk away and continue with their business like it was no big deal.

  • adrunkern0ob
    13 points May 19,2019, 8:11pm

    Holy shit, then he just walks off like it’s just another goddamn Tuesday. Fucking legend.

  • kingofcarrots5
    6 points May 19,2019, 8:03pm

    God damn it now I gotta go start another play through of skyrim

  • PsySom
    6 points May 19,2019, 8:06pm

    I always like how totally nonchalant and bro guards always are.

  • Gboy1105
    4 points May 19,2019, 7:25pm

    Damn

  • Baraxa
    4 points May 19,2019, 7:29pm

    LEVEL UP

  • th30n3and0n1y
    3 points May 19,2019, 7:41pm

    "Stay in his blind spot!"

  • My_Maz3
    3 points May 19,2019, 7:56pm

    Not in my town!

  • el_crunz
    3 points May 19,2019, 8:11pm

    love how he saunters off after. "just doin' my job..."

  • KingPogba
    3 points May 19,2019, 8:14pm

    You never should have come here!

  • BubbhaDunkh
    3 points May 19,2019, 8:01pm

    Would be funny if he was Dragonborn and got the soul.

  • thereticent
    2 points May 19,2019, 8:08pm

    Some Legolas shit

  • remigiop
    2 points May 19,2019, 8:23pm

    I like how he does his "ain't shit walk" walking away without looking back.

  • Dr_Stef
    1 points May 19,2019, 8:17pm

    This is what happens when you're grumpy in the morning, because someone stole your sweetroll

  • LibertyPrime2016
    1 points May 19,2019, 8:19pm

    These damn season 8 leaks are getting out of hand!

  • H-K_47
    1 points May 19,2019, 8:19pm

    All in a day's work.

  • Datdudejay
    1 points May 19,2019, 8:22pm

    nice game of thrones spoiler

  • halborn
    1 points May 19,2019, 8:23pm

    What a hero! Is there something you can do to exalt this guy?

  • Nobodieshero816
    1 points May 19,2019, 8:28pm

    Haha i just started a game. And just did this part earlier. But mine was a lot more boring than this fight though lol

  • justmethedude
    1 points May 19,2019, 8:29pm

    "Nothing to see here"

  • thr33prim3s
    1 points May 19,2019, 8:30pm

    "Got to thinking... maybe I'm the Dragonborn, and I just don't know it yet?"

    Ummm.....

  • p1zzaman81
    1 points May 19,2019, 8:32pm

    Plot twist, he is the Dragonborn

  • Antwon1911
    1 points May 19,2019, 8:33pm

    Someone get this man a sweetroll Didnt even know guards were capable of critting dragons

  • Ferl74
    1 points May 19,2019, 8:34pm

    No one will ever believe him.
    "I swear, I jumped on the dragon's head and slayed the beast"
    Sure, Kevin.

  • Bubbledood
    1 points May 19,2019, 8:34pm
  • equalsolstice
    1 points May 19,2019, 8:34pm

    how have i never seen a guard do this lol

  • krinkelsak
    1 points May 19,2019, 8:35pm

    Probably landed on a chicken, poor dragon didn't stand a chance.

  • FatCatWithAHat1
    1 points May 19,2019, 8:35pm

    I miss Skyrim so much...makes me wanna re play it

  • 5269636b417374
    1 points May 19,2019, 8:39pm

    that's the real dragonborn right there

  • UnitingAssassin
    1 points May 19,2019, 8:40pm

    He actually wasn’t lying....He was an adventurer!

  • Torpid-O
    1 points May 19,2019, 8:40pm

    I was kinda hoping that the dragon soul would enter the guard instead of the player there.

  • SpunTheOne
    1 points May 19,2019, 8:41pm

    I saw this recently but it was a villager. And he walked away after the dragon was dead like a badass.

  • VoodooMamaJuJu89
    1 points May 19,2019, 8:41pm

    He’s so modest

  • andronicus_14
    1 points May 19,2019, 8:41pm

    Why... won’t... you... die!

  • semijoshomatic
    1 points May 19,2019, 7:45pm

    Absolute unit

  • Lance-Uppercut666
    0 points May 19,2019, 7:37pm

    Damn that nibba wild.

  • haitlen
    0 points May 19,2019, 7:59pm

    He must be a Targaryen!

● ● ●

#5 The incident report my buddy got from his daughters daycare.

funny

COMMENTS

  • wyliethecoyote641
    1721 points May 14,2019, 3:40pm

    That should be framed, and then hidden, until the day of her high school graduation party. Hang that puppy high and proud.

  • SilentKnight3089
    494 points May 14,2019, 2:47pm

    LOOK AT IT. LOOK AT IT. LOOK AT IT.

  • jpan1o1
    443 points May 14,2019, 3:33pm

    Elizabeth is gonna be a Instagram Influencer in like 15 years.

  • TheFilthiestCorndog
    77 points May 14,2019, 4:46pm

    We talking a 2 year old or a 5 year old here, one is funny the other is... also funny but more concerning.

  • burgpug
    123 points May 14,2019, 4:17pm

    twist: elizabeth is a high school senior

  • Majordiarrhea
    100 points May 14,2019, 2:48pm

    Well at least she didn't poop right after she said that 🤣🤣🤣

  • surachinen
    24 points May 14,2019, 4:22pm

    Kids gonna be kids.

    It still weirds me out just how open they are about body stuff.

    Like I keep trying to remember if I was that open back as a kid.

    But yeah, kids love showing/seeing each others bodies.

  • Blandish06
    143 points May 14,2019, 3:26pm

    This is why America needs free medical. Children are resorting to consultation by other children.

  • alloutofcookies
    14 points May 14,2019, 3:53pm

    The Great Cornholio strikes again!

  • skepticones
    13 points May 14,2019, 5:40pm

    Don't worry, Elizabeth. Another 20 years and you can make a lot of money doing what you love.

  • Lou3000
    11 points May 14,2019, 4:34pm

    Oof, they left "washed" unchecked.

  • ejsandstrom
    23 points May 14,2019, 3:38pm

    I think I dated this girls mom. We called her butt stuff Betty. Cause she only did butt stuff.

  • nolocynnur
    19 points May 14,2019, 3:46pm

    Hope they save that for special occasions... Sweet 16, prom, wedding, etc.

  • MixmasterJrod
    9 points May 14,2019, 4:24pm

    Unlike many posts, I think this one did happen but it's funny that the teacher wrote "her butthole". Not sure how it could have been worded differently but just a funny choice to decide the official word should be butthole.

  • johnny_tremain
    9 points May 14,2019, 5:22pm

    Soon she will learn that you don't do that for free.

  • BloodshotMoon
    18 points May 14,2019, 2:52pm

    Her parents probably joke about the cat doing this to everyone.

  • BevoGenocide
    17 points May 14,2019, 3:57pm

    Your A-hole is the same hole as your B-hole.

  • dontttasemebro
    37 points May 14,2019, 3:19pm

    She's well prepared for online dating .

  • bcsimms04
    8 points May 14,2019, 5:05pm

    So she's a cat

  • Zezix
    8 points May 14,2019, 5:23pm

    Her new name shall be Elizabutt.

  • sam_hammich
    14 points May 14,2019, 5:00pm

    The funniest part to me is that a teacher actually wrote "butthole" outside of the direct quote.

  • BetterWhenImDrunk
    5 points May 14,2019, 4:01pm

    When I was in kindergarten I remember the teacher just laughing it off when I asked the table of girls I was sitting with, if they wanted to see my penis, under the table of course. To this day I still ask permission.

  • fryamtheeggguy
    6 points May 14,2019, 5:01pm

    Pretty standard kid stuff, to be honest...

  • the_grunge
    6 points May 14,2019, 5:24pm

    Is his daughter Cardi B?

  • TehRubberMoose
    6 points May 14,2019, 5:31pm

    !Remindme 15 years

  • JakeDC
    6 points May 14,2019, 5:32pm

    I am confused. What was she supposed to say while she was showing her butthole to her friends? "Look at my butthole" seems like the most appropriate and accurate option.

  • 12INCHVOICES
    15 points May 14,2019, 3:04pm

    This might be the hardest I've ever laughed at an r/funny post. Well done, Elizabeth.

  • lcdramerica
    5 points May 14,2019, 4:28pm
  • TheJanks
    5 points May 14,2019, 4:56pm

    After a minute, I start to calm down....then I just re-read it and I crack up again.

  • DTG_58
    5 points May 14,2019, 5:24pm

    Power move for sure

  • manny2206
    6 points May 14,2019, 5:29pm

    !RemindMe in 15 years

  • Sephirem23
    5 points May 14,2019, 5:29pm

    She's got a future as an internet star

  • shosure
    5 points May 14,2019, 5:33pm

    What is it with kids and showing off buttholes. This was a thing in my nephew's kindergarten class too.

  • hyperbole_is_great
    5 points May 14,2019, 5:41pm

    Norma doesn’t get paid enough to deal with this shit.

  • bostonmacosx
    5 points May 14,2019, 5:42pm

    Blow it up for her wedding reception thing where people sign all around...

  • auw806
    4 points May 14,2019, 5:43pm

    Kid is going places

  • niks2010
    4 points May 14,2019, 3:53pm

    "Johnny stared into the abyss and abyss stared back at him......"

  • doogles
    3 points May 14,2019, 3:55pm

    My cat does the same thing.

  • withbellson
    4 points May 14,2019, 4:19pm

    My favorite part of these is how the handwriting is always of the jaunty, happy variety you need to have if you're gonna be a teacher in a daycare.

  • stashtv
    4 points May 14,2019, 4:48pm

    This day care person has written up this warning more than once.

  • beansandjalepenos
    4 points May 14,2019, 4:59pm

    I liked how the teacher used the term butthole.. just like the kid did

  • eddfredd
    4 points May 14,2019, 5:19pm

    Damn at 11:30 am? When I was young I didn't get the look at my butthole line until at least 4 pm.

  • savanrajput
    4 points May 14,2019, 5:30pm

    Acting and dating look suspiciously similar

  • wi_2
    4 points May 14,2019, 5:39pm

    "Look at my butt hole!"

  • KristaRuhl
    4 points May 14,2019, 5:42pm

    As I nanny, I am not in the least bit surprised. The 2 y/o I watch yelled f*** really loud at chili’s in front of a million people.. kids are so unpredictable.

  • Penis-Envys
    7 points May 14,2019, 4:30pm

    I wonder who taught her that

  • pudgebone
    5 points May 14,2019, 3:56pm

    Do you have some... Binaca?

  • Tac0Taco
    3 points May 14,2019, 3:31pm

    gahhh Elizabeth! How many times do we have to tell you not to show your butthole to others during recess?

  • turbodmac
    3 points May 14,2019, 4:26pm

    That kid is going places.

  • JohnnyLoots
    3 points May 14,2019, 4:36pm

    She probably watched some Marc Rebillet recently....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z4JtetC8sQ

  • uber_idiocracy
    3 points May 14,2019, 5:11pm

    I used the term chocolate starfish one time and my 4 year old commited it to memory. Its really funny when he chases his sister running backwards like Ace Ventura shouting about his chocolate starfish.

  • lawyersgunsmoney
    3 points May 14,2019, 5:15pm

    The wording on this is priceless.

  • Madhippy
    3 points May 14,2019, 5:22pm

    !Remindme 15 years

  • Icehurl
    3 points May 14,2019, 5:29pm

    I'm gonna try this at the office! How to win friends and influence people at it's best!

  • BlueBlingThing
    3 points May 14,2019, 5:31pm

    Show all her friends and family at her 21st 😂

  • Bitchbanme
    3 points May 14,2019, 5:34pm

    Elizabeth, you ignorant slut.

  • throne-of-shadows
    3 points May 14,2019, 5:37pm

    I once had 2 boys completely take off their pants and underwear in front of 14 other kids and run around the play ground. It was interesting trying to catch them

  • Tantalus4200
    3 points May 14,2019, 5:38pm

    What else would she say??

  • ikeepeatingandeating
    3 points May 14,2019, 5:41pm

    This is literally every four year old.

  • WhiteCatHeat
    3 points May 14,2019, 5:43pm

    It worries me most that the washed box isn't checked.

  • Laugh-Or-Cry
    3 points May 14,2019, 5:44pm

    Ah yes, I too remember Catholic school.

  • SpectralSolid
    1 points May 14,2019, 5:44pm

    This happens a lot more than you'd think man. Kids are fawked

  • gamer8321
    5 points May 14,2019, 4:22pm

    She's gonna make some dude happy someday

  • yoshekillyou
    5 points May 14,2019, 5:03pm

    !remind me 15 years

  • Spinnlo
    5 points May 14,2019, 5:24pm

    So you are calling kindergardeners students now? Times have changed.

  • Mega24
    8 points May 14,2019, 4:46pm

    That girl will be very popular on reddit once she turns 18.

  • ShotInTheBrum
    12 points May 14,2019, 2:52pm

    She's learnt that from someone...

  • madtyty
    4 points May 14,2019, 3:42pm

    I hope this isn’t her college instructor

  • jeremy7040
    4 points May 14,2019, 5:01pm

    They start... young?

  • gloust56
    4 points May 14,2019, 5:21pm

    Inappropriate? She literally did what she said. At least she's honest

  • EggToast4Days
    10 points May 14,2019, 5:12pm

    Yep it’s funny until you find out that the kid is being sexually abused at home and that’s why they act inappropriately towards their peers.

    Edit: Thought this kid was older. Guess this is normal behavior for a 4 year old 🤷🏽‍♀️ Guess we’ll see when my son turns 4 🤣

  • League_of_leisure
    2 points May 14,2019, 4:12pm

    I did something similar but i never allowed my actual asshole to be out in the open

  • Jakarutu00
    2 points May 14,2019, 4:14pm

    At least she was inside.

  • DoctorTim007
    2 points May 14,2019, 4:33pm

    "Look at it, beHOLEd!!"

  • vipersquad
    2 points May 14,2019, 4:41pm

    Is your buddy Jim Carey?

  • BigMike3211
    2 points May 14,2019, 4:48pm

    Bet mom can't wait for career day when Elizabeth gets older.

  • Im_Nino
    2 points May 14,2019, 5:08pm

    I’m sorry for your buddy, especially with these comments.

  • billyjack669
    2 points May 14,2019, 5:22pm

    At least it happened inside and not on the playground.

  • hashish16
    2 points May 14,2019, 5:24pm

    At least it was before lunch time

  • organicgardener420
    2 points May 14,2019, 5:26pm

    That kid has a bright future

  • gladiolas
    2 points May 14,2019, 5:27pm

    Plot twist, this is a preschool hosted at a high school and Elizabeth is one of the seniors.

  • Chillinthamost
    2 points May 14,2019, 5:27pm

    That's definitely one that has teachers giving the parents the side eye.

  • rwburt72
    2 points May 14,2019, 5:27pm

    Ahhhhhh...kids are the best

  • flynflea
    2 points May 14,2019, 5:34pm

    plot twist: she is 18 years old

  • MidAirMan
    2 points May 14,2019, 5:35pm

    The anatomy lesson at this daycare is intense.

  • PlNKERTON
    2 points May 14,2019, 5:40pm

    Got one of these once in 1st grade. Steven was whistling and distracting me while I was trying to finish my assignment, and he was making the girl I liked laugh in the process. I didn't like this so I said "shut up". He went up and told on me and the teacher sent me home with an incident report that read as follows:

    PlNKERTON has been saying the "sh-" and the "d-"

    Steven you freakin liar! Luckily my parents believed my story over Steven's.

  • MrsMiyagiStew
    2 points May 14,2019, 5:40pm

    Bahaha, oh dear

  • TherapeuticThrowback
    2 points May 14,2019, 5:42pm

    I, too, learned the “look at my butthole” game from my uncle.

  • GamerForFun2000
    2 points May 14,2019, 5:42pm

    Guess where she learned that from

  • ChozoBeast
    4 points May 14,2019, 5:43pm

    What the hell are those parents teaching Elizabeth?

  • AshTheGoblin
    2 points May 14,2019, 5:44pm

    cat.

  • jgs1122
    3 points May 14,2019, 2:58pm

    Sharing is caring.

  • born_to_fart
    3 points May 14,2019, 3:15pm

    Ive had the butthole talk with my two girls and god is it funny

  • shiningPate
    3 points May 14,2019, 4:43pm

    Children model their parents behavior at home

  • FackinJerq
    2 points May 14,2019, 3:11pm

    It won't be long until some of the kids saying "What an asshole!" while the other kids would say "What an asshole..."

  • X4VI
    2 points May 14,2019, 5:37pm

    Did "Norma" actually wrote "her butthole" in her report??
    That deserves another report ON HER, as well.

    WHAT-THE-HELL

  • ajkVQ
    2 points May 14,2019, 5:39pm

    As I was celebrating my birthday, this was happening. The universe is a funny place.

  • ApulMadeekAut
    1 points May 14,2019, 3:14pm

    A Redditor in the making

  • ShroominShaman
    2 points May 14,2019, 5:20pm

    Um, I'd be on heightened awareness. Usually young children that act out sexually have been molested. I have 2 nieces and this would be very very questionable behavior.

  • DedLed
    1 points May 14,2019, 5:40pm

    Shit like this can be a red flag for child abuse,tbh.

  • Squabbles123
    2 points May 14,2019, 3:28pm

    Someone is getting verified to /r/analgw in a decade or so....

  • amrelshamy
    2 points May 14,2019, 5:16pm

    !remindme 10 years

  • Splashy420
    1 points May 14,2019, 3:41pm

    Reminds of this one time in ocean city.....

  • JitGoinHam
    1 points May 14,2019, 3:44pm

    “Was that wrong? Are we not supposed to do that?”

  • Sxty8
    1 points May 14,2019, 4:03pm

    Pre-school? I feel bad for dad when she reaches high school. Even if this is a passing phase, (it likely is) he is never going to forget it.

  • GreyWolf4389
    1 points May 14,2019, 4:13pm

    This kid is going places!

  • mike-queen
    1 points May 14,2019, 4:27pm

    Sony but this is funny as hell, love how they explain it all

  • ZubieZub
    1 points May 14,2019, 4:43pm

    And inside nonetheless, how crass. That's outside behavior!

  • AncientJ
    1 points May 14,2019, 4:46pm
  • Kewtee
    1 points May 14,2019, 4:56pm

    Been there. Done that. What kid hasn't?

  • jtothecast
    1 points May 14,2019, 5:07pm

    Oops!

  • SufficientTower
    1 points May 14,2019, 5:35pm

    At least she was indoors...

  • Dream_Now
    1 points May 14,2019, 5:37pm

    She must of trusted a fart and was worried the fart brought an unwanted guest with it.

  • Bauerpauer
    1 points May 14,2019, 5:40pm
  • 18randomcharacters
    1 points May 14,2019, 5:43pm

    Kid's got a bright future on the internet. (like, 18 years from now)

  • McSmallFries
    1 points May 14,2019, 5:44pm

    Why does the am/pm bit bother me? It’s redundant, school doesn’t last for 12 hours

  • evils_twin
    1 points May 14,2019, 4:06pm

    Why is this on an injury report?

  • helthrax
    1 points May 14,2019, 3:35pm

    Was she prairie dogging?

  • mike-queen
    1 points May 14,2019, 4:27pm

    Hahaha

  • Abliskarian
    1 points May 14,2019, 5:00pm
  • usparrow1
    1 points May 14,2019, 5:14pm

    Proud of you Elizabeth!

  • BlueHatScience
    1 points May 14,2019, 5:21pm

    It doesn't help that I couldn't make out that it's supposed to say "acting inappropriately" - and read it as "Elizabeth was dating inapproriately by showing another student her butthole."

    ... christ...

  • Cope-A
    1 points May 14,2019, 5:32pm

    So who got in trouble for teaching her that? lol I honestly just picture her as a tiny female Ace Ventura. Girl is gonna go far. Also the teacher cant spell lol

  • Orcapa
    1 points May 14,2019, 5:32pm

    r/daycaregonewild

    And I sure hope this isn't a thing, and never is.

  • Kingbenn
    1 points May 14,2019, 5:38pm

    Sounds like a prerequisite for r/gonewild also NSFW

  • quihgon
    1 points May 14,2019, 5:40pm

    That's my girl ❤️!!

  • micro-peen
    -4 points May 14,2019, 5:16pm

    shes probably being sexually abused by someone. kids often copy behavior of adults so someone is showing her their butthole and telling her to look at it

  • Alphatek666
    0 points May 14,2019, 5:09pm

    Yeah well my daughter told a black girl the other day that trump doesn't like black people. She's 7.

  • NewGuyShane
    -5 points May 14,2019, 2:48pm

    It’s looks like a child wrote it

  • RedSquirrelFtw
    0 points May 14,2019, 5:09pm

    At least it was outside!

  • the_n_word
    -16 points May 14,2019, 3:43pm

    You got what, 14, 15 years before she's doing all anal gang bangs on blacked.com.

    Enjoy that innocence now, while it's still in your grasp.

    :)

  • dontworryimstupid
    -14 points May 14,2019, 3:00pm

    No way a teacher uses the term ‘butthole’ in an incident report. Quoting the child is one thing but the other?

  • VehaMeursault
    -4 points May 14,2019, 5:27pm

    Norma needs to learn how to fucking spell, and how to finish the letters in her words.

    While saying ...

    Took me a while to figure out that U was supposed to be a W, Norma.

  • Razenghan
    -6 points May 14,2019, 5:28pm

    This hasn't happened yet. But by next Friday, 5/24/19, your buddy should have a talk with his daughter...it's not too late!

  • icybreadpeople
    -7 points May 14,2019, 5:33pm

    r/trashy material there. Great parenting skills on display.

  • Oakwood2317
    -2 points May 14,2019, 5:30pm

    I have a hard time believing daycare workers referred to her anus as a "butthole."

  • sammiehurst
    -2 points May 14,2019, 5:43pm

    Outside, too! Elizabeth has no shame.

  • ArtesMan1989
    -35 points May 14,2019, 4:51pm

    Lucky that the other student didnt fuck that butthole

  • VanitasDarkOne
    -12 points May 14,2019, 5:19pm

    She'll be ripe for the taking in 16 years

  • Th0ttimusPrimus
    -19 points May 14,2019, 5:12pm

    Okay but why does Ms. Norma’s handwriting look like it should be Elizabeth’s, thought this was written by the kid at first but ig not.

COMMENTS

  • wyliethecoyote641
    1721 points May 14,2019, 3:40pm

    That should be framed, and then hidden, until the day of her high school graduation party. Hang that puppy high and proud.

  • SilentKnight3089
    494 points May 14,2019, 2:47pm

    LOOK AT IT. LOOK AT IT. LOOK AT IT.

  • jpan1o1
    443 points May 14,2019, 3:33pm

    Elizabeth is gonna be a Instagram Influencer in like 15 years.

  • BloodshotMoon
    179 points May 14,2019, 2:51pm

    She got it from the cat.

  • TheFilthiestCorndog
    77 points May 14,2019, 4:46pm

    We talking a 2 year old or a 5 year old here, one is funny the other is... also funny but more concerning.

  • burgpug
    123 points May 14,2019, 4:17pm

    twist: elizabeth is a high school senior

  • Majordiarrhea
    100 points May 14,2019, 2:48pm

    Well at least she didn't poop right after she said that 🤣🤣🤣

  • surachinen
    24 points May 14,2019, 4:22pm

    Kids gonna be kids.

    It still weirds me out just how open they are about body stuff.

    Like I keep trying to remember if I was that open back as a kid.

    But yeah, kids love showing/seeing each others bodies.

  • Blandish06
    143 points May 14,2019, 3:26pm

    This is why America needs free medical. Children are resorting to consultation by other children.

  • alloutofcookies
    14 points May 14,2019, 3:53pm

    The Great Cornholio strikes again!