The only way to protect yourself from companies like this is make your own shell company and claim all your videos, then funnel all your earnings through there.
I had something similar happen : YouTube (Amazon will do this too!) will always side with the claimant and the onys of proof is upon the defendant. Some small Amazon distributors have been put out of business by rivals posting multiple baseless claims. That's our modern social media system. Cross post on different platforms brother. Protect your content. Don't rely on Big Brother :-)
minecraft ambient for sure. I knew it c418 was behind this.
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The way YouTube designs this comes of as assholeish because... it absolutely is to the little guy and (unfortunately) it has to be that way until the legal system modernizes more.
The system itself is there to protect YouTube from the legal system and not content creators.
It's an interesting problem and I'm not sure where the blame should lie or focus needs to be, according to my Google search (shhhh) 300 hours of footage are uploaded to YouTube every minute which is something that's impossible to comb through manually. It gets even worse when you have to then manage what is illegal on the platform and what isn't.
As a developer I empathize with YouTube as it's a data problem combined with a legal one, they have to make a choice between:
From a cost point of view, they'll always pick option number 1 as it's cheaper every time and doesn't (potentially) put the CEOs in jail.
IMO they could honestly do with tweaking the system so that claims have to have some sort of proof attached to them, but because copyright databases aren't high-tec enough to allow easy verification (although there are people making headway here, I'd like to see a private/public key system for copyright holders to provide to 3rd parties) you have to still have human operators to verify the claim is valid. In this instance though, an automated button for the content creator would be handy.
TL;DR I wouldn't want to be the person trying to design and build a system that manages copyright for YouTube, sounds like a nightmare.
F in the chat for Mumbo
I WAS BINGING HIS HERMITCRAFT SERIES YESTERDAY!
This guy makes Minecraft videos. Why, YT?
Fuck, Mumbo is one of the best mc youtubers imo
NOOOOOOOOOO NOT MUMBOOOO
Knowing YouTube they'll mute/block his account and pretend he doesn't have any complaints
Aaaaaah, that copyright may be due to the song you were humming in your mind dude... Google knows everything lol 😜
Susan Wojcicki: nope, that seems about right
I got copyright claimed for a song in the public domain
I said it 100 times, I'll say it again. Right now is the WORST time to become, or attempt to become, a successful youtuber. Has anyone noticed less and less ads play on videos in general? YouTube is becoming a garbage fire for those trying to thrive on the platform. Seriously, every time I hear about someone I know wanting to do youtube videos, the first thing I tell them is "I hope you're not trying to make money from it"
And this is why we have patreon
At this point it’s just fuck YouTube
YouTube is so broken now
Maybe the solution is to dispense with the idea of intellectual property altogether. I mean, its basically claiming "me first! DAAAAAAD, make them stop!"
Unfortunately it isn’t broken, it’s just rigged to benefit corporations and fuck over creators.
♪ Mumbo Mumbo you are AFK.
I'm gonna take that ad revenue awayyy... ♪
Still waiting for pornhub to launch a YouTube competitor
One of my favourite YouTubers :(
He just plays Minecraft come on YouTube! 😤
It'd be better if there was some more video sites that were as popular to upload to
Poor mumbo :(
If the system is operating as intended, can it really be broken?
You guys can downvote this all you want...youtube's system is operating EXACTLY as they designed it to operate. It's not broken. This is exactly how youtube wanted the system to work. I can can go to ANY video and make a claim on it. That's how they thought it should be done. It is the epitome of self-preservation through negligence. Stop using youtube if you want it to be changed.
It’s not asshole design if it’s a mistake is it
This shit happens so often, and they wonder why so many hate YouTube.
I’ve been an Xbox kid all my life and when my friend yell at me to hit X on their PS4 I always hit square
I suggest ease yourself into button location with simple easy game thatll help muscle memory something like bloodborne or dark souls.
I had to do that when I got my switch playing on PlayStation forever it’s so weird that they put the x button in different places on ever system
I’ve been primarily an Xbox player since the 360 was released. If I’m playing a game with one of my friends and he asks me how to do something in-game, I still refer to X and Y as square and triangle.
It's very difficult for me going back and forth between my Xbox one and my Nintendo switch.
I love this
Modern Problems require modern solutions.
Sneaks up and rotates board a little bit
Wish I had thought of that.
I did something similar playing indigo prophecy back on the original Xbox. Good hack.
You'll get the hig of it
This was my game of the year last year. Enjoy every moment of it.
Try some mnemonic tricks. In my case, after years of Xbox, it did the trick "triangle, like an up arrow, so up, circle, round like the nearby controller edge, so is right, square, like the middle controller area, so left, and x, what's left, so down". Find your own tricks and you'll learn them pretty fast
Hey, so seeing as you're new to the game I wanna give you a pro-tip.
Do your best not to let Connor die, He's a good boy.
And it's Cole. (You'll know when you need it)
I grew up playing a ps2 but turned over to Xbox 360 because I liked it way more than ps3 so I still have the imprint of where the buttons are but where I always get confused is when it tells me to press r1 l1 re or l2. Then I'm like okay wtf is that.
Fighting/Action games are the best way to train muscle memory.
I haven't played Detroit yet but I would also recommend try to remember what types of actions are prompting you to press "where" on the controller rather than the symbol - that cognitive association would help with learning the controller much faster assuming they had sensible Plot/UI/button assignments.
This has to have been made for the karma. Theres no way it takes more than 2 minutes to learn a 4 button control scheme. I dont eant my faith in my fellow man to fall so low...
God of War did it right by putting the button icon on the side of the screen matching the controller.
Great solution. I’d say Detroit is probably a good way to learn buttons through stress, and you can re-do chapters if you mess up. One of the most interesting games i’ve played for a while, enjoy!
Clever. But believe near end you will not have time to look down.
You need to memorize it. Quickly.
if nobody else is going to comment on the filler bunny, i will.
I learned my PS control scheme from the swordfight performance in Final Fantasy 9.
Lmao, just got got PS4 and replaying all the god of war games - not knowing the buttons was a huge setback for those boss bottles that require timed button pushes
28 STAB WOUNDS!!!!
Very proactive . Keep it up
Modern problems require modern solutions.
wasn't this a free game 0f the month on EPIC? though I forgot to download it of course, I always forget to download the good games in these things.
Hours of trying to impress the nobles in FF9 helped me get familiar with the buttons, same with God of War.
*holds controller upside down*
I saw this nintendo Wii and Gamecube, brings back good old memories, i still have my Wii and i enjoy playing him sometimes
As a PC gamer that just bought a PS4... I need this.
It's not overly complicated. If a button does something in type of game on xbox, generally the button in the same position on the ps controller does the same thing..(a) & (x) both being jump or RT and RB2 both being shoot
I find this funny in an endearing way.
One thing that happens to me personally is that whenever I play only Nintendo games for too long I get used to pressing the A button to confirm so when I get back to playing Playstation I end up pressing the O button instead of the X button a lot, resulting in the opposite action.
I think you'll get used to it quickly so no worries. Have fun!
i haad this problem with switch coming from xbox and never having nintendo anything. i had to train my brain to always hit the opposite button of what my instincts told me. for a while it meant every button press started with hovering over the wrong button then that rule kicking in and moving to the right one
Dont let your teacher see your cheatsheet
How is this game? It's $20 on Amazon; worth it?
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
I remember ○, Triangle, □, going backwards and never bother to remember X as I know its at the place I cant remember.
Switching between the PlayStation controls and the switch controls is the daily IQ test I never anticipated.
Spoiler: I’m an idiot.
I did this back in the day for the early God of War games.
If it's stupid but it works, then it's not stupid!
The reason why sometimes I don't jump in zelda botw...I always forgot which button does which. Spiderman on the other hand...
Nothing is worse than getting used to a PS or XBox controller, and then being mindfucked every time you have to press X if you switch to the other.
PS gamer since PS1. I still haven't memorized the Switch buttons, I just know them as top, left, right, and down buttons.
Great idea, might use it :D
I thought GTA was Detroit
Ha, I had that issue with Lollipop Chainsaw on PS3! Didn't think of this clever solution.
Modern problems require modern solutions
Detroit was also my first PS4 game. Adjusting to the button layout during that game was stressful. Didn't stop me from enjoying it though.
I play both consoles and often get confused. This is smart!
It’s four buttons man it’s not hard
This was my first game for the ps4, and i almost killed a few characters cause pressing thw worng buttons
Nice, I did the same thing when my wife played until dawn.
If only the buttons themselves had some form of labeling.....
This is a very good solution... Thanks. I think this is why i've never become a console player. The arbitrary nature (at least to me) of the symbols always makes me hesitate RIGHT when I need to know what button to press. Which means I'm terrible at skill checks.
I was playing a steam game last night with some friends, and 1 guy asked what button the chat was. I said "R1" and he burst out laughing, asked me wtf controller was I using.
Apparently a psx controller lol
Honestly, I've been a PlayStation kid in my life but when I do pick up an Xbox controller I can adapt to it easily. The button functions are pretty much the same thing between both PS and Xbox. At least for me.
I'm definitely a Nintendo guy and having to remind myself that down is confirm and right is cancel makes for very awkward menuing whenever I'm playing on a PlayStation or Xbox.
Whatever works. Like they say if it’s stupid but works then it’s not stupid.
when i first played max payne for ps2 instead of my buddies xbox using sticks besides each other fudged with me for a long time into the story, one of my few vivid memories unfortunately...
Good thinking lol
You my friend are going places. Seriously though that’s a pretty good idea, keeps you focused rather than looking down. Welcome to the PS family!
If you're coming from Xbox controllers here's an easy way to remember (circle and triangle at least) :
Circle = Round like BTriangle = Triangular like YSquare = X fits in itX = Just subconsciously remember that it's not the regular position, only A position it's left
I get you.
I went from snes to ps1 and never stopped playing playstation. Then pc started supporting xbox controllers. I usually put a control scheme of the xbox controller up on my 2nd monitor whenever I play an pc game with the xbox controller.
That's brilliant, man
I do this when I’m playing quick time event games stoned.
Improvise, adapt, overcome.
If it’s stupid but it works, then it isn’t stupid at all.
The Switch controller fucks me up completely as an Xbox player. It's exactly the opposite (A<->B and X<->Y). I have to just completely ignore the button icons they put on screen and learn it using Xbox buttons.
To everyone who's played this game: Who is your favourite waifu, and why is it North? 😻🥰
My dad still has a sticky note taped under the monitor he uses to play PlayStation. He's been playing since PS2
But are you sent by cyberlife?
I feel your pain, 90% of my failed quicktime events on games is due to the way Sony has their controller set up. I went from Nintendo (SNES) up to Gamecube and then over to the Xbox, that A-B, X-Y setup feels natural, still getting used to the shapes instead.
As a long time PlayStation fan I have them all memorized to heart....but I recently added an Xbone to my collection and could certainly use this idea!
My gf bought that but I didnt play it yet (stuck on witcher and not much time). Is it worth it?
You motherfucker the square is pink damn you not black PINKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You could also look down.
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I’m the opposite, been a PlayStation kid all my life. Switched to playing mainly pc and when I plug in a controller every game uses the Xbox controller layout. The only game I can think off with the ps controller layout that I own are Xenoverse 2 and Jump Force.
Another man cursed with knowledge. Have you ever played Detroit: BC
Honestly the most memorable key pad ever. Nintendo needs to stop switching it up.
This game is amazing. You’re in for a treat.
I did this with Red Dead Redemption 2 after I got a PS4 and RDR2
Oh you’r new new
Detriot: Become Human is a fantastic game
I'm the opposite I used Xbox all my life and I know the location of the X and O buttons and all that but I still call it A and B if I ever have to tell someone what to press.
Hah that will come in very handy as the game goes on, the QTE's speed up quite a bit - I also suggest paying attention to the difference between the icons for 'moving the analog stick to the left or right' and 'shaking the control to the left or right'.. that screwed me over several times.
It's a really fucking awesome game, one of the few ones my non-gamer wife enjoyed watching enough to sit through my entire playthrough.
first world problems
I have always only played on Playstation ever since I was a kid. Don't even need to look the the controller. I know the button layout by heart.
I could play Detroit: Become Human blindfolded, cause I played it 100% and know the game like the back of my hand. Every single button prompt, QTE, I know the drill.
Ugh jesus - that's a great idea. I went through the SAME thing with this game.
If it works it ain't stupid.
I mean, you could look at the controller lol
Ngl. That's smart asf
I managed to get the worst ending on my first play through of this game. I wasn't even trying to get it. I just suck at games
I’ve played on PS systems since PS1 and I still need to look down at my controller every time.
Clever! I always have difficulty transitioning between consoles. I need to adopt this
Better console requires bigger brain
I bought an Xbox One X just to play Red Dead 2 when it came out. I've been a PC gamer my entire life and that was my first console. I could not get used to using a controller for aiming and ended up buying this thing called Xim Apex which lets you plug in a mouse and keyboard and bind your own controls. I think it works for Playstation also.
Yep. Being a PC gamer with an Xbox One controller and also a Switch owner is KILLING ME.
I think that might even be worse because at least with Xbox and PS4, the bottom button is generally the GO/ACCEPT button. On the Switch, it's the A button on the right. FML.
Oh man! I love this game. The story holds up against anything in all of fiction. Get ready for some agonising decisions, and some absolute gut punches
As a kid who grew up with a Playstation and then got a Wii and then swapped to PC but used an Xbox controller for driving games, can ya'll just figure out a universal fucking button layout and naming scheme? I get you want to be identifiable, but there's like 3 different fucking X positions alone, don't even get me started on how Nintendo and Microsoft use the same naming scheme, BUT A DIFFERENT FUCKING LAYOUT, 1 layout, ONE, that would make shit so much easier.
Nintendo: B A X Y
Xbox: A B Y X
WHY?! FUCKING WHY?! Nintendo, you used this layout first, why the hell did you not go A B X Y? It is the logical way to do it, it is in alphabetical order. Xbox, I would accept B A X Y because you are AN X-BOX, Sony, just put the X at the top position, ok? Just, be like the others with this one fucking button, please.
Xbox is the only controller I can play with. It's the only controller not made for toddler hands.
I can't get the PlayStation button set up out of my head. It's really the best one once you get used to them.
I played them all as a kid, so trying to translate for my friends was always interesting.
By far the worst aspect of PS4 games: quicktime events...
I was a PS3 player for years and now I play on the computer with the Xbox controller. I would never think of such an unnecessary solution. It's so simple that you don't even need an hour to memorize it.
David cage doesn't make good games.
I literally just got a PS4 because I wanted to play Days Gone. I get fucked every time I’m in a grappling situation because I mash the wrong button.
That's actually very smart.
Lol that's pretty clever
Maybe dont start with a quick time game 😂 I mean whatever floats your boat but I started off with minecraft then worked up to shooters, then quick time games such as telltale and Detroit
Use a keyboard problem solved.
Dude it's not that hard to figure out...
I have been a Playstation user since the PS2 was new.
I still have to look at my controller when a game prompts me to hit one of those buttons.
Triangle points up.Square shape has an L for leftOpposite of square is circle for RightX on the bottom
OK I need to do this.
This man is a genius
God of War 3 honestly had one of the best QTE systems in my opinion. The button would flash on the side of the screen corresponding to the buttons' position. So basically, square will flash on the left side of the screen and x will flash on the bottom.
Just like in that scene from The Intouchables where the exact same thing happens! But guessing you already know about that
That’s so awesome! Did he have a good time? How did he become paralyzed!
How did he like it?
This is every fear I have from every perspective in one collection. Regal nods all around!
How old was he after becoming paralyzed?
That guy in orange was so close to the ledge, gave me real heatenings
Taking him back into the sky probably means more to him than you know. Good on you for doing this for him
At first I thought he was gliding alone! Then I realized there’s a dude hanging behind the wheelchair...
You can do a lot in a wheelchair
I, I FEEL SO ALIVE!
Don’t you mean quadrigliding?
That's amazing, thanks for sharing. How did your father become paralyzed? If you don't mind my asking
Can someone add the Mac and Me wheelchair scene to this?
Paraparagliding. If the pilot were a paramedic, it would be paraparaparagliding.
Beautiful and courageous 💕❤️💕❤️
That went downhill quickly
this might be the coolest thing ive ever seen!
My father used to be a national champion in his day when it came to paragliding. He lost his leg due to several issues and the doctors' misdiagnosis but let me tell you, he would be beyond happy to do that again.
He is mentoring me when it comes to paragliding but we just started ever since I still have issues with untangling those darn cables each time I fail to get the wing up properly. Whenever he shows me how to do anything he has that spark in his eye and such a huge love for the sport it's incredible.
Reminds me of the movie "the upside"
I swear to God I thought they were gonna send him all by himself.
Did he enjoy it?
Was this done by Project Airtime? They're a great organization that does some amazing work helping get people in the air. If you haven't, check them out.
This does put a smile on my face
How did he manipulate the controls?
Reminds me of the last scene of the movie ‘The Intouchables’
That's so awesome! I cant even imagine how happy that must have made him
Wow I'm so happy for him!!!
At first I didnt see the guy attached to him and thought they sent the poor guy out by himself.
Where is this? It’s so beautiful!
cant keep this guy from the skies, take his legs, he takes a glider
so he went paraparagliding.
Absolutely beautiful...it's amazing because 32 years is most of your adult life. That's probably how he defined himself, or at least a part of himself, and the man hours spent learning to fly are pretty steep...now if you'll excuse me, someone is cutting onions in here.
This is why we love sports, INSPIRING
Ah, life. <3
Weekend at Bernies.
What an overly complicated way to kill someone, he would fall much faster without the parachute.
The orange jumper dude skidding to a stop before the edge is kind of like my nightmare
And here most of us are with two hands and two feet, plugging away on a keyboard inside. Respect!!
Why does he has a backpack shaped like a person?
The best Jim
As a 30 year aviator that lost his medical, I 100% get this and would do it in a hot second. Being stuck on the ground sucks. Not being able to be around aviators is even worse. Tailwinds to your pops, hope you know what this meant to him. I'll be we'd get along right off.
That's probably scary for red jacket.
It would great if someone cropped the paraglider out of this.
Where’s this?! I wanna go!
I'd love to see the landing footage
They say he is still paragliding to this day
Love the victory clap red jacket gives after getting them off the ground
I bet it was a smooth landing
how is the guy on the back attached?
Having Free Bird playing just as you open this....tear jerking i swear....
Did he have an easy time landing?
Where does this take place? It's absolutely beautiful there.
This seemed very much like a “have fun and good luck shove” until I saw someone was tethered to him, on the second watch.
Virtual Reality plus a high powered fan to the face could achieve this!
I read the title and my brain thought it was the setup to a really dark joke for a moment...
"Wheels, where we're going we don't need wheels"
Lands in the water...
And the last..
He will be missed.
Isn't it quadrigliding then?
Why is the chair necessary lol I feel like it would be easier to just land on ya bum!
Cool story either way thanks for sharing
I'm just glad that, at the end, all the right people went off the edge of that cliff.
Then he died in a crash
that's awesome. he just straight "mac n me'd" himself off that cliff! what a badass! looks so fun.
...and he was never seen again.
Q: What do you do for a living?A: I push dudes in wheelchairs off cliffs.
This made me emotional, right as they left the ground and he returned to the air, I can not fathom that feeling of being one with the sky again.
How nerve-wrecking, I bet it was a thrilling experience to be in the air again with some control!
We can only hope when he arrived landing, family and friends were standing below clapping in excitement of his accomplishment to never let any challenge keep you from pursuing your passion... Only to be greeted to him rolling in screaming bloody murder how he cannot feel his legs.
Cheaper than a funeral I guess
At first I didn’t see the second guy strapped to the back of the chair. I thought “How the f- is he supposed to control it when he’s paralyzed?”
Leaked footage of how Bran gets to Kings Landing next episode.
What a great thing to do. And super props to the assistant that he had. Way to make great memories!
Shades of Heidi.
This made me cry with the hope that we all see ourselves, without limitations.
parachute / paraplegic = root word of "para" = apart from.
id say, this was a match made in heaven
And he was never seen again...
The celebratory single-clap from the guy in the red jacket says it all... “Didn’t lose him over the cliff, mission accomplished!”
Holy shit dude! Respect for you and your pop!
I had to double check I wasn’t on /r/Nononono
My friend was paralyzed in paraglidong accident. He wanted to continue flying so he designed flychair. He is selling those nowdays! flychair website
[Dad falls asleep while taking in the views... Kid quickly has a parachute and a guy hooked up to the wheel chair]
I think that's stupid.
where is the whole video?
The only time it's socially acceptable to push a man in a wheelchair off a cliff.
He has built in landing gear
HEY I LIVE IN THE AREA THATS MOUNT WOODSIDE THERE JUMPING OFF WITH THE FRASER RIVER IN THE BACKGROUND IN THE HARRISON MILLS AREA!!! Hi fellow local redditor!!
That made my day! Glad he got to do this.
Forget the take off I wanna see the landing
Its like that air temple kid from avatar the last airbender
Well that massive set of nuts he has must still be working, cuz fuck that.
Was this J Ryan? His posts are so inspiring.
I feel like I seen a movie about this.....
Sorry for the pessimism here but what was the plan if they crashed into the water?
I mean, you still could have put him in a plane though. It's not like he piloted parachutes. Probably would have been cheaper too. Smh.
Hey hunny look! I’m dead.
What a moron, what an IDIOT.
Wow, what an experience for him. Where is that? the scenery is beautiful.
Edit: Found your other comment, Harrison Mills, BC, Canada.
30 seconds later... “I was an adventurer like you once...”
my cousin's out fighting dragons and what do I get? guard duty
Never seen this happen in game, but I always wished it would thank you.
I love how they just walk away and continue with their business like it was no big deal.
Holy shit, then he just walks off like it’s just another goddamn Tuesday. Fucking legend.
God damn it now I gotta go start another play through of skyrim
I always like how totally nonchalant and bro guards always are.
"Stay in his blind spot!"
Not in my town!
love how he saunters off after. "just doin' my job..."
You never should have come here!
Would be funny if he was Dragonborn and got the soul.
Some Legolas shit
I like how he does his "ain't shit walk" walking away without looking back.
This is what happens when you're grumpy in the morning, because someone stole your sweetroll
These damn season 8 leaks are getting out of hand!
All in a day's work.
nice game of thrones spoiler
What a hero! Is there something you can do to exalt this guy?
Haha i just started a game. And just did this part earlier. But mine was a lot more boring than this fight though lol
"Nothing to see here"
"Got to thinking... maybe I'm the Dragonborn, and I just don't know it yet?"
Plot twist, he is the Dragonborn
Someone get this man a sweetroll Didnt even know guards were capable of critting dragons
No one will ever believe him."I swear, I jumped on the dragon's head and slayed the beast"Sure, Kevin.
how have i never seen a guard do this lol
Probably landed on a chicken, poor dragon didn't stand a chance.
I miss Skyrim so much...makes me wanna re play it
that's the real dragonborn right there
He actually wasn’t lying....He was an adventurer!
I was kinda hoping that the dragon soul would enter the guard instead of the player there.
I saw this recently but it was a villager. And he walked away after the dragon was dead like a badass.
He’s so modest
Why... won’t... you... die!
Damn that nibba wild.
He must be a Targaryen!
STOP. YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW.
That should be framed, and then hidden, until the day of her high school graduation party. Hang that puppy high and proud.
LOOK AT IT. LOOK AT IT. LOOK AT IT.
Elizabeth is gonna be a Instagram Influencer in like 15 years.
We talking a 2 year old or a 5 year old here, one is funny the other is... also funny but more concerning.
twist: elizabeth is a high school senior
Well at least she didn't poop right after she said that 🤣🤣🤣
Kids gonna be kids.
It still weirds me out just how open they are about body stuff.
Like I keep trying to remember if I was that open back as a kid.
But yeah, kids love showing/seeing each others bodies.
This is why America needs free medical. Children are resorting to consultation by other children.
The Great Cornholio strikes again!
Don't worry, Elizabeth. Another 20 years and you can make a lot of money doing what you love.
Oof, they left "washed" unchecked.
I think I dated this girls mom. We called her butt stuff Betty. Cause she only did butt stuff.
Hope they save that for special occasions... Sweet 16, prom, wedding, etc.
Unlike many posts, I think this one did happen but it's funny that the teacher wrote "her butthole". Not sure how it could have been worded differently but just a funny choice to decide the official word should be butthole.
Soon she will learn that you don't do that for free.
Her parents probably joke about the cat doing this to everyone.
Your A-hole is the same hole as your B-hole.
She's well prepared for online dating .
So she's a cat
Her new name shall be Elizabutt.
The funniest part to me is that a teacher actually wrote "butthole" outside of the direct quote.
When I was in kindergarten I remember the teacher just laughing it off when I asked the table of girls I was sitting with, if they wanted to see my penis, under the table of course. To this day I still ask permission.
Pretty standard kid stuff, to be honest...
Is his daughter Cardi B?
!Remindme 15 years
I am confused. What was she supposed to say while she was showing her butthole to her friends? "Look at my butthole" seems like the most appropriate and accurate option.
This might be the hardest I've ever laughed at an r/funny post. Well done, Elizabeth.
After a minute, I start to calm down....then I just re-read it and I crack up again.
Power move for sure
!RemindMe in 15 years
She's got a future as an internet star
What is it with kids and showing off buttholes. This was a thing in my nephew's kindergarten class too.
Norma doesn’t get paid enough to deal with this shit.
Blow it up for her wedding reception thing where people sign all around...
Kid is going places
"Johnny stared into the abyss and abyss stared back at him......"
My cat does the same thing.
My favorite part of these is how the handwriting is always of the jaunty, happy variety you need to have if you're gonna be a teacher in a daycare.
This day care person has written up this warning more than once.
I liked how the teacher used the term butthole.. just like the kid did
Damn at 11:30 am? When I was young I didn't get the look at my butthole line until at least 4 pm.
Acting and dating look suspiciously similar
"Look at my butt hole!"
As I nanny, I am not in the least bit surprised. The 2 y/o I watch yelled f*** really loud at chili’s in front of a million people.. kids are so unpredictable.
I wonder who taught her that
Do you have some... Binaca?
gahhh Elizabeth! How many times do we have to tell you not to show your butthole to others during recess?
That kid is going places.
She probably watched some Marc Rebillet recently....
I used the term chocolate starfish one time and my 4 year old commited it to memory. Its really funny when he chases his sister running backwards like Ace Ventura shouting about his chocolate starfish.
The wording on this is priceless.
I'm gonna try this at the office! How to win friends and influence people at it's best!
Show all her friends and family at her 21st 😂
Elizabeth, you ignorant slut.
I once had 2 boys completely take off their pants and underwear in front of 14 other kids and run around the play ground. It was interesting trying to catch them
What else would she say??
This is literally every four year old.
It worries me most that the washed box isn't checked.
Ah yes, I too remember Catholic school.
This happens a lot more than you'd think man. Kids are fawked
She's gonna make some dude happy someday
!remind me 15 years
So you are calling kindergardeners students now? Times have changed.
That girl will be very popular on reddit once she turns 18.
She's learnt that from someone...
I hope this isn’t her college instructor
They start... young?
Inappropriate? She literally did what she said. At least she's honest
Yep it’s funny until you find out that the kid is being sexually abused at home and that’s why they act inappropriately towards their peers.
Edit: Thought this kid was older. Guess this is normal behavior for a 4 year old 🤷🏽♀️ Guess we’ll see when my son turns 4 🤣
I did something similar but i never allowed my actual asshole to be out in the open
At least she was inside.
"Look at it, beHOLEd!!"
Is your buddy Jim Carey?
Bet mom can't wait for career day when Elizabeth gets older.
I’m sorry for your buddy, especially with these comments.
At least it happened inside and not on the playground.
At least it was before lunch time
That kid has a bright future
Plot twist, this is a preschool hosted at a high school and Elizabeth is one of the seniors.
That's definitely one that has teachers giving the parents the side eye.
Ahhhhhh...kids are the best
plot twist: she is 18 years old
The anatomy lesson at this daycare is intense.
Got one of these once in 1st grade. Steven was whistling and distracting me while I was trying to finish my assignment, and he was making the girl I liked laugh in the process. I didn't like this so I said "shut up". He went up and told on me and the teacher sent me home with an incident report that read as follows:
PlNKERTON has been saying the "sh-" and the "d-"
Steven you freakin liar! Luckily my parents believed my story over Steven's.
Bahaha, oh dear
I, too, learned the “look at my butthole” game from my uncle.
Guess where she learned that from
What the hell are those parents teaching Elizabeth?
Sharing is caring.
Ive had the butthole talk with my two girls and god is it funny
Children model their parents behavior at home
It won't be long until some of the kids saying "What an asshole!" while the other kids would say "What an asshole..."
Did "Norma" actually wrote "her butthole" in her report??That deserves another report ON HER, as well.
As I was celebrating my birthday, this was happening. The universe is a funny place.
A Redditor in the making
Um, I'd be on heightened awareness. Usually young children that act out sexually have been molested. I have 2 nieces and this would be very very questionable behavior.
Shit like this can be a red flag for child abuse,tbh.
Someone is getting verified to /r/analgw in a decade or so....
!remindme 10 years
Reminds of this one time in ocean city.....
“Was that wrong? Are we not supposed to do that?”
Pre-school? I feel bad for dad when she reaches high school. Even if this is a passing phase, (it likely is) he is never going to forget it.
This kid is going places!
Sony but this is funny as hell, love how they explain it all
And inside nonetheless, how crass. That's outside behavior!
Been there. Done that. What kid hasn't?
At least she was indoors...
She must of trusted a fart and was worried the fart brought an unwanted guest with it.
r/loopdaddy - https://youtu.be/4Z4JtetC8sQ?t=73
Kid's got a bright future on the internet. (like, 18 years from now)
Why does the am/pm bit bother me? It’s redundant, school doesn’t last for 12 hours
Why is this on an injury report?
Was she prairie dogging?
Proud of you Elizabeth!
It doesn't help that I couldn't make out that it's supposed to say "acting inappropriately" - and read it as "Elizabeth was dating inapproriately by showing another student her butthole."
So who got in trouble for teaching her that? lol I honestly just picture her as a tiny female Ace Ventura. Girl is gonna go far. Also the teacher cant spell lol
And I sure hope this isn't a thing, and never is.
Sounds like a prerequisite for r/gonewild also NSFW
That's my girl ❤️!!
shes probably being sexually abused by someone. kids often copy behavior of adults so someone is showing her their butthole and telling her to look at it
Yeah well my daughter told a black girl the other day that trump doesn't like black people. She's 7.
It’s looks like a child wrote it
At least it was outside!
You got what, 14, 15 years before she's doing all anal gang bangs on blacked.com.
Enjoy that innocence now, while it's still in your grasp.
No way a teacher uses the term ‘butthole’ in an incident report. Quoting the child is one thing but the other?
Norma needs to learn how to fucking spell, and how to finish the letters in her words.
While saying ...
Took me a while to figure out that U was supposed to be a W, Norma.
This hasn't happened yet. But by next Friday, 5/24/19, your buddy should have a talk with his daughter...it's not too late!
r/trashy material there. Great parenting skills on display.
I have a hard time believing daycare workers referred to her anus as a "butthole."
Outside, too! Elizabeth has no shame.
Lucky that the other student didnt fuck that butthole
She'll be ripe for the taking in 16 years
Okay but why does Ms. Norma’s handwriting look like it should be Elizabeth’s, thought this was written by the kid at first but ig not.
She got it from the cat.