"President Bush is my partner in crime at every major thing where all the formers gather. So we’re together all the time. He’s a funny man. He’s a wonderful man and I love him to death. "
- Michelle Obama
This is something he also did at the funeral of John McCain.
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You know, I was honestly wondering when I heard the news of Bush's passing if Carter was still alive. Good to know he's still kicking it.
He may have not been the best president but he honestly seems like a really chill guy.
Michelle Obama mentioned once that protocol dictates that her and Bush will forever be seat buddies when they attend public events. I love their relationship with each other.
ooo, piece a candy!
I feel like being president did not quite cater to George's real talents
How did they get Trump to share the same row with his 2 archnemeses?
As much as I loathed the mans principles and administration, his heart is undoubtedly huge- and his adoration for Michelle is contagious in its charm and kindness.
Look at the difference between the relationship between the other presidents and Trump
I love seeing the former Presidents put their feelings and views of politics aside, after their term. Seems like everyone is so much happier
God, how awful for the Obamas to be stuck sitting next to the Trumps.
It's a shame he was such a shit president, he seems like a good person otherwise.
He also passed Obama a couple cigarettes.
I love the relationship between these two.
Say what you will about him, but I've always liked his sense of humor.
I hated his administration but I’d be an idiot to say he doesn’t have a great sense of humor.
Bush Jr is like that super cool grandpa that’s always something for you candy, a green army man. Makes me miss my grandpa.
He’s like an old sneaky uncle... Just don’t sit on his lap.
Trump sucks it in and Bush still looks like he needs to be lubed up to squeeze by. Bush then realizes that's as far as Trump can suck it in and rather than doubling down he decides to take a step back in order to make a better more informed decision. Weird.
Trump's not happy, he wanted a candy too!
Example of a great guy who was just not supposed to lead a nation. He is a wholesome dude.
I never thought of it before, but why not? This is a good idea! They should pass out candy at funerals.
I love that he keeps doing this. Its so funny. Even on a day like today, he finds some humor.
A real man, unlike that twat with orange hair.
Bill Clinton is a straight pimp
Oh boy are we back to sugarcoating war criminals again
So...if trump is 6'3", Obama must be, what, 6'6", Clinton is 6'7" and Bush, Jr is 6'4"?
I feel badly for Bush that he had to see trump on such a sad day. And I don't normally feel badly for Bush.
Bush seems like the chillest president to have a beer with
Say what you will about his policies and whatnot, Bush seems like a genuinely cool guy. I'd bet he's a blast to hang out with.
Jimmy Carter still going strong, damn.
Lmao Trump sitting the fuck away from Hillary.😂😂😂
I think it is really great that while their politics was miles apart, they seem to be pretty great friends.
This is what politics needs right now.
I can imagine there was quite the temper tantrum on the ride home because donnie didn't get a piece of candy. I bet he took his seatbelt off and kicked the hell out of that roof.
TWIST - It was actually an edible. Dubbyah wanted ppl blasted getting all existential and shit while they looked at his dad vacant body in the casket.
the historical unity of the ruling class is realized in the state
If the world needs anything, this is it. Be kind and love.
You should have seen what slick Willy tried to sneak her.
This is very interesting. Any real explanations?
And totally passed by cheetoh Jesus
Why is the mainstream media humanizing a man that caused the Iraq war, failed on Katrina and killed millions of civilians through his power. George W Bush made it possibly for everything from unlimited surveillance and trillions in war debt.
"Mission accomplished! Oh wait, I have to shake everyone else's hand too..."
Seriously though, I love these little things. (the human relationship as captured, not the candies Bush didn't put in my hands because I'm not a strong black woman or former first lady or lady...)
Probably has lsd on it and we don't even know.
The Bush's pre Trump = Bad
The Bush's post Trump = Rad
its all relative folks
Whats up with that bromance?
Holy shit is jimmy Carter still fuckin alive???
Anyone else find it a bit weird that Donnie puts his hand on W's back?
How do we know it was candy tho...?
George W. Bush is an absolute gem when he's not making decisions for 300 million people
Michelle is W's bae.
Bush has come a long way since his presidency, I think his art and meeting all of the vets has helped. He will still be cemented as one of those that really got us on the ball rolling down a slippery slope, but the years are sanding down the edges of his legacy.
it is an adorable running joke between the two of them
Wow - smooth
Holy! Jimmy Carter has outlived two subsequent presidents already!!
It's fucked up looking back that Bush wasn't as bad as he seemed at the time.
Just an aside but I noticed how much of man Barry is, with the suit jacket.
Apparently the only guy who correctly wears it unbuttoned while sitting, then buttoned it upon standing.
Do we ever see her eat it? How do we know it's candy?
I love how they interact with one another.
He's elbowing the trumps out of the way to get to her lol.
And the 2000’s bush was hated by everyone.
What candy was it? Special presidential candy? The people deserve to know!
Say what you will about Bush and his politics But the guy is likable. I also fell like he had enough self awareness to know he generally wasn’t the smartest person in the room.
It’s going to be interesting seeing how all this looks with Trump in Bush’s shoes down the road.
I miss bill Clinton! ❤️
I feel like Bush started doing this because he saw the Seinfeld episode where Jerry puts a Pez Dispenser on Elaine's leg during a piano recital.
Michelle and George’s friendship warms my heart.
It seems after his presidency, Bush has become so much more like a lovable grandpa
I’m glad there is some silliness and positivity for George W. Bush. I can’t imagine having the whole world watching you while you grieve. I find it amazing that even through the death of his dad he still remembers to bring candy for Michelle Obama.
Okay regardless of his presidency, he’s a cool guy.
He may be a war criminal responsible for the loss of thousands upon thousands of lives but candy
Is it candy? Or...is it a note with instructions where to meet him later?
Ooh a piece of candy
I have learned to love this man over the last 10 years.
See I pulled a sneaky on ya
Is it weird that I didn't even notice trump/wife? My brain seems to actively/involuntarily ignore their existence
I’m not crying. YOU’RE CRYING!
People are quick to criticize presidents but have absolutely no idea what goes on behind closed doors
For all we know, they could be just a face with a title.
I adore their relationship! So cute!
Is this one of them Illuminati handshakes?
He has the mind of a fucking child.
As a guy who was in high school during the Bush years, I have to say, Reddit's absolute certainty that they hated him while in office, and that he was a terrible president, is always somewhat suspect to me.
I hated him when he was in office, too, but I wasn't old enough or experienced enough or educated enough to understand his policies or actions at any meaningful level, beyond mostly parroting what I heard others who hated him say.
Since there are a lot of (probably most) Redditors who are younger than me, many quite a bit, I have to question whether our agreed upon opinions on Bush are completely correct, or if we're just remembering our feelings of youthful outrage.
Classic grandpa move
I remember when GWB was literally Hitler and jokes about him being nice were verbotten
Is it procedure that they stand up one by one down the row or is that coincidence that it happened as the wave?
Also, the Clinton's looked concerned that he wouldn't come over to greet them.
Not only are they all in "The Club" together, W is smashin' dat azz! Look at Obama's face after. He's like, you SOB....
This is how the right and left need to be. Different but, friendly fellow Americans.
I mean, he was an awful president and a war criminal.
I hope a decade from now, people don't show gifs of Donald Trump doing something vaguely human and everyone thinking it's cute/funny.
I love that this is their thing.
And the Trumps and the Obama's seated next to one another? The trumposphere must be gyrating with white rage.
He also fabricated a need for war in the Middle East, destabilized the entire region, caused the deaths of millions of innocents, and has destroyed an entire generation's (if not several generations') hopes for peace and prosperity.
But, he gives out hard candies at big funerals. Good guy.
Why exactly is he giving Michelle the candy and not Melania or Hillary? Is it like saying to Obama, "your wife is sweet as this candy, so you better watch your back mister". What tone lies beneath this action. Is it something private? Why is it connected with funerals? I have so many questions and no answers, this is 9/11 all over
So much lib shit here. "While I disagree with his unjustified war, this really redeems him." Fuck this guy forever.
Yes politically the Bush family has done some atrocious things in the past. But, I do think this sort of thing is needed; even though different parties, they still respect each other. That is something we need in politics more so than ever, but because of trump, the divide has become even worse.
Didnt he do this at McCains funeral as well?
TIL Bob Dole is still alive.
Dole was badly injured in the war by a German machine gun leaving him with limited mobility in his right arm. This is why he salutes with his left.
"I've got you, Mr. Senator, don't worry, I ain't fixin to let go"
"Get Bob Dole a little bit less, you've pinned down Bob Dole's salutin arm"
I remember when he was running for president, people wouldn't vote for him (and the media intensified this) because he was too old and they thought he might not make it through two terms. Well, Bob Dole lasted plenty long.
I'm amazed at the sudden outpouring of respect George HW Bush after his death. Even NPR is being very complimentary. I'm really surprised.
It's like watching the death of traditional conservative Republicans. I respect the hell out of these men.
The craziest thing, yet, about growing old is seeing other people grow really old. When I was a kid I would watch TV and there would be all these old people that I didn't know about, and it didn't effect me at all that they died, I'd never seen them young.
But now that I'm getting to be middle aged it's so shocking to see someone like Bob Dole, who I remember giving speeches on TV as a kid, now almost incapacitated by age saying goodbye to someone else I vividly remember who's died.
It makes sense that kids are so reckless, mortality is really difficult to grasp before you're 30, IMHO.
This is what honor and respect looks like.
I seriously did not know that he was still alive.
Much respect... Thank you for your service to your country!
So much respect. I have goosebumps right now
Wow. That was really incredibly touching to watch .
I would have had no problem with Dole fixing a strong seated salute.
Weird to get old. Watching people who used to make the day-to-day news now struggle just to do simple things we take for granted. People this old who still show gusto for life and have healthy mind should be celebrated and respected. Me? I'd just be going through the motions, so hope I go long before I get to this state of needing assistance.
Welp, my eyes are leaking.
Everyone in here making jokes. Fucking ridiculous. You'll all be old some day, too. These guys fought in the ultimate good vs evil conflict for shit's sake.
Its amazing how strong minded and determined he is to put strength into his legs so he can give a final salute. Props to the gentleman holding him up
Bob Dole is in a wheelchair now. Where has the time gone?
Norm McDonald voice
I’m Bob Dole
They say where were you when democracy was born, now still, watching old democracy die. Never again will there be a legacy such as the old, Stalwart Republicans. They truly believed in what the stood for. There was much decency in their time. Not just posturing for internet points and media pandering. Mad respect! Such a time when news was delivered succinctly. Driving home what was going on with our nation. Never again will America be so not connected. Every second is vitreole and anger. I long for the days when a politician could be bipartisan. How hard must it be to watch it all fade away. Bless you Bob Dole and to the Bush Family, many thanks!!! We won’t forget!!
God, what the hell happened to him?
I sort of resent how hard this tugs at my heart strings. As a filthy liberal douchebag, I am luke-warm on GHWB, but I love and respect me some Bob Dole.
i don't want to shit on a vet in a wheel chair, or one in a casket, but neither one of these men are honorable, or should be remembered in a good light.
The more you learn about both of them, the more you realize they helped destabilize our society and did real harm to millions of people.
I applaud dole's fortitude, and respect, but he is not a good man, neither is the person he is saluting. We can't just erase peoples crimes once they are old or dead.
1) Go on Twitter
2) Search "Bob Dole Kaepernick"
3) Be amused at results
that is one tough son of a bitch
Where is the aides gait belt? Someone’s getting a write-up!
It's honor to fight for his country. And for me this person have courage and respectful for his president.
My grandparents grew up with Mr. Dole, and i've had the pleasure of meeting him on several ocasions. Fantastic gentlemen and a true American!
"I think that day drinking is catching up to Bob Dole."
Who knew Bob Dole was still alive?
Uhhhgg. Political moves till the end
Part of me applauds, the other part of me thinks he's mumbling "Ha! Outlived you"
That is some weekend at bernie's shit right there
It is amazing the inner strength Bob Dole has to have lived 95 years with all the punishment his body took.
What a stand up guy.
He looks pretty good for a 95 year old man. But you could see the pain in his face, knowing that he lost his friends, and maybe his own existential dread.
Classy. Some modern day politicians should take a lesson.
Damn I'm not the biggest fan of the bushes but I can appreciate the hell out of that. Much respect
That's a beautiful moment
Get outta Bob Dole's casket!
George Bush was a terrorist, given his culpability in operation Condor, and a war criminal given what he did to Iraq.
Man...seems like they don't make 'em like they used to.
I’m bob dole. Vote bob dole
bob dole is old bob backwards
I liked that he supported President Trump in 2016 but some of his recent actions (going against Trump-backed nominees in the election) rub me the wrong way. This kind of looks like a stunt - all of this for a war criminal.
It doesn't matter what political opinion he had, he was a great man and he will be missed
In other news - Bob Dole as died from injuries sustained by trying to stand.
Waiting for the meme
"When you're trying to get your drunk friend into the club"
Bush senior got to live into his old age while hundreds of thousands suffered and died young from HIV and AIDS.
To hell with that miserable peace of shit.
This is awesome. I’m glad he was able to salute Bush one more time.
It is important to point out the strong rivalry that went on between with no lost love.
Whelp, I could make a pretty good guess who’s next.
He looks alright for 95.
God, getting old sucks a donk.
"I don't want to get up""Well unlucky bob"
"Bob Dole likes Peanut Butter"
Was suprised by the lack of toxicity then realized this wasn't posted in r/politics
Both are pieces of shit
George bush snr was a fucking disgrace of a human and he’s rotting in hell.
Thank u, next
Bush and Dole ran against each other in the 1988 Republican presidential primary in a bitter battle, where Dole famously told Bush: 'Stop lying about my record.' Bush ultimately won the nomination and Dole stayed in the Senate. But nonetheless, the two men forged a working relationship and maintained a decades-old friendship. On Saturday, he reflected on their relationship, telling CNN's Ana Cabrera that his passing was an end of an era, as Bush was the last World War II veteran to serve as president. "I believe there are certain qualities that veterans have, and when Bush was president, I think about three-fourths of Congress were veterans and we would stick together and work together across the aisle. And President Bush was a bipartisan president. So we got quite a lot done." Dole helped shepherd The Americans with Disabilities Act through Congress, which Bush signed as president. The 95 year old can no longer walk. An aide lifted him from behind so the former senator could be upright to salute Bush. Dole then sat in his wheelchair for a few moments, blinking back tears.
Bush and Dole ran against each other in the 1988 Republican presidential primary in a bitter battle, where Dole famously told Bush: 'Stop lying about my record.'
Bush ultimately won the nomination and Dole stayed in the Senate.
But nonetheless, the two men forged a working relationship and maintained a decades-old friendship.
On Saturday, he reflected on their relationship, telling CNN's Ana Cabrera that his passing was an end of an era, as Bush was the last World War II veteran to serve as president.
"I believe there are certain qualities that veterans have, and when Bush was president, I think about three-fourths of Congress were veterans and we would stick together and work together across the aisle. And President Bush was a bipartisan president. So we got quite a lot done."
Dole helped shepherd The Americans with Disabilities Act through Congress, which Bush signed as president.
The 95 year old can no longer walk. An aide lifted him from behind so the former senator could be upright to salute Bush. Dole then sat in his wheelchair for a few moments, blinking back tears.
Deepest respect to both of these men!
Btw, the creator of Getting Over It narrates this.
I'm getting Nam flashbacks just from seeing that cooking pot. This game has broken me.
The rage compilations return
There's a nice little celebration at the end of this.
I was expecting a minecraft Easter egg with the pick axe at first but that is fantastic
Here's the map location for this.
Wait, when the fuck did Just Cause 4 come out???
Is this game any good? Loved JC1 and 2 but never played 3.
Are enjoying it? Planning on getting it
Okay this is epic
Someone ban this easter egg, i can't handle the flash backs and i'm offended.
Is this game any good? I loved JC2 but really didn't like JC3 much at all.
This isnt ur average easter egg this is a fucking Êãśťęŕ ëgg
My hod.... next thing you know you get in a wagon and... wait.
Skyrim intro plays
Todd Howard you it again
Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy
You know people are going to complete the game in this mode dont you!
“Oof, you lost a lot of progress. That’s a deep frustration, a real punch in the gut.”
Are you fucking kidding me? This is probably the best Easter egg in gaming.
Holy shit, amazing haha
Here's a video that includes the narrator.
F U C K that
27 comments and no upvotes? What have we come to as a society...?
Holy shit where do you find this?!?!
Now that is some clever planning
Oh god not this again... WHY?!
Just get over it
Holy shit, I was expecting a tired and old Minecraft joke... This is way better!
Whaaaaat that’s awesome!
Help me out This game or blops 4?
Where is this?
HOw the fuck did you already find this
Wait à sec, is this real ???
Could anyone chime in on how it runs on consoles?
Okay.... this sold it for me. Totes buying this
When grappling around is too ez for you.
Just Get Over It
Wait what when did jc4 come out
no NO NO NO NOT AGAIN NOOOOOOOOO
MY NIGHTMARE IS BACK!! STOOOOOP
Wow, that's an amazing Easter egg. Full props to the Dev team for thinking of that.
this is my favourite thing in games. absolutely fantastic.
Not this game again!
Next freakin' level.
they didn't. oh my god this is amazing
great example of how to do your idea at a big company vs. trying to do it as a side project that no one will ever use
Oh my fucking God. This is SSS style material.
Just Cause games really are the friggin best for easter eggs
I still havent beat Getting Over It
I still haven't beaten Getting Over It =(. I keep getting stuck at that little tunnel that goes upwards and you have to grab the lights. It's so early in the game and I've watched a few speed run videos but I just can't get it. Time to try again though because fuck you Bennet Foddy, you genius little piece of shit.
Can someone explain what's happening? Thank you!
Ok. Just cause 4 purchase confirmed.
This is how you do it, Bethesda.
Too bad Just Cause 3 has a memory leak on PC they refused to fix. Don't buy Just Cause 4 till we know it will run on a rig first. And no the solution shouldn't be just add more ram so you game takes longer to crash...like what they said about jc3.
Spoiler tag? Please
One more reason to hate JC4 :D
Now they'll start speed running this version... A game within a game!
That's going to be unsettling when you have to come to terms with the fact that what you're seeing isn't cgi
At first I thought it was CGI, and then I thought it was somebody in an elaborate costume, and then I actually read that the machines are taking over.
One step closer to proper sex robots!
I think this looks amazing! Imagine when there’s a full on set surrounding them like the Pirates of the Caribbean ride. Feels like it would be very immersive.
I bet they're anatomically accurate
Looking forward to the Belle death bot coming after me for not having the right beliefs in the future. Dystopia here I come!
I uh..... I wanna stick my dick in it.
those are better than anything I've seen in the US. (which sucks for us)
I'll take three, thanks.
This technology is going to get pretty awesome when Disney nails down the right code to take their already computer generated characters and feed their behaviors, as defined for a film, directly into the animatronic control software, without the need for any custom choreography of their movements. Like upload the source for Toy Story, and a Buzz Lightyear robot can reenact any scene.
This is really awesome! Is there somewhere some behind the scenes? Some video where they explain how it works and things like that?
I can’t wait to see the Beast.
Having been to Tokyo Disneysea and watching the Little Mermaid event, I can attest to their amazing animatronics.
Now this is what the live action Beauty and the Beast should be like
Well fuck, that's really uncanny valley shit right here
This should scare actors, they could build a robot, put any face height weight on it. Program any emotion into its face, it could speak any language, do as many takes as you want and works for free.
It's all fun and games until somebody tries to fuck it
Only a few more years before we have robot onaholes
Let's hope they don't give the animatronics any bear spray
That's some low fps animatronics!
What if Disney is Cyberlife?
This is terrifying
now that we are already at the edge of virtual reality, still this is.....
FNAF : Live Action
Disney does an insane amount of real academic research into animatronics. They partner with places like ETH Zurich. Here is a video from their youtube channel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4X9ORR-z_tY
German low budget animatronics from the '70's and '80's would be so much better.
Superb. It's only a matter of time before I can get my Princess Jasmin Real Doll.
they’re gonna do a “live action” remake of Snow White with this technology and people are gonna argue “is it really live action if it looks animated?”
Practical effects will always have an edge over CGI in certain areas. This is certainly one of them.
Dey took er jerbs!!!
Didn't read the title until after the video, thought this was a trailer for an animated movie
Someone at Boston Dynamics is taking notes I presume...
I thought this was KH shit
OH-Wa-a-a-a oh my god that looks really similar to the actual movie (THE OLD ONE)
I thought you meant they literally look insane.
is dis real life?
Move over freddy fazbears, Belle Bellatronix is in da house.
I hate to be the guy the watches over these things at night.
Wow. That's amazing.
Wonder has he programed it to jack himself off yet
This is baller
She's more emotive than Emma Watson, that's for sure.
holy fuck that's not CGI?!
can't wait to buy one for hentai purposes
When CGI crossovers into the real world
omga this is crazy loool
Oh ima fuck her
I’m excited to find out what OTHER things this technology can do in the future.
Not butt stuff.
Ii bet you could get shit ton of money for a fuckable one
Will she blow you?
In the preview video we hear from the Imagineers working on the trackless dark ride, which will include the first recreations of Belle and the Beast in animatronic form. We see at least three versions of Belle in the video, in her blue dress, red cloak, and golden gown.We also see that the ride vehicles will be 10-seat trackless tea cups, which will carry guests through the Beast's castle, including a dance with Belle and the Beast in the castle's ballroom.Enchanted Tale of Beauty and the Beast is scheduled to open in spring 2020 at Tokyo Disneyland
In the preview video we hear from the Imagineers working on the trackless dark ride, which will include the first recreations of Belle and the Beast in animatronic form. We see at least three versions of Belle in the video, in her blue dress, red cloak, and golden gown.
We also see that the ride vehicles will be 10-seat trackless tea cups, which will carry guests through the Beast's castle, including a dance with Belle and the Beast in the castle's ballroom.
Enchanted Tale of Beauty and the Beast is scheduled to open in spring 2020 at Tokyo Disneyland
I bet it's a new car
I can’t even wrap a box that neatly.
what's the actual present? will you tell or do I need to do a 'remind me - 22 days'
My mother took an extra toilet & incorporated it into her garden (she took it apart, but I wouldn't doubt her to use it as is). This could be a real present in my family.
I love that the wrapping paper is Peppa Pig.
It's just a giftcard. For $25.
I’m just hoping you disguised the rest of her gifts as toilets as well.
And then one year, in the biggest twist since Snape killed Dumbledore, it actually was a toilet.
I actually need a new toilet, so I'd be disappointed that it's not.
I really like the furniture - especially the coffee table.
I bet it's a number 2 pencil ✏️
Chipotle Starter Pack?
Does it come with its very own poop knife?
Eh... still looks like a toilet.
FYI - those bow handles don't flush well.
Rickrolled -> bogrolled
It's an IKEA shelving unit in the box, right?
Next year gift her an actual toilet wrapped the same way.
Actually, you've done a terrible job of hiding the toilet.
I think it's perfect.
Lol when do you have Christmas, tomorrow?
Not far enough
Nonsens, you went just right
My siblings don't even get eachother gifts
I hope its socks again this year!
Poopa the Pig wrapping paper.
This post is potty humor.
My little brother did this last year.... it was in the shape of a train. Like one of those big ones you can ride on. Turned out to be a video game.
Ne iphone xs? Looks like it
I think you haven’t gone far enough
so, did you hide the gift inside of a toilet or are you just impressively good at gift wrapping?
I can tell you're a good brother--the shittier the gift, the more you love them.
She will never guess that it's a dildo!
We can clearly see its wrapping paper. That bow didn’t cover very much.
Haha that is great! I really want to do this with my family now
Glad she didn’t get you a puppy
You misspelled just far enough.
Do you have photos of the previous years?
Well........ don't leave us in suspense?!?!?!?!?!?!
Look at you, already with your Christmas presents wrapped and it is only 3-December
What did you actually get her?
It's a kitty, inside a box looking like a toilet
Too far? Nope, I'd say that's pretty dang good.
A Android Clorox tablet?
Clearly that’s a pony
I should start doing this
Quite a bit of work for that $5 off $25 or more coupon from Dollar General.
Dude!!!! I've been thinking of doing this for so long!!!!
Any tips or guides????
Abode of brilliant thoughts
Merry Christmas! Shitter's full
Is it an iphone?
Is it a PS4 Pro?
look I'm not certain but I'm pretty sure it's a puppy.
Not far enough...
*muffled "hiddey hooo"*
That’s pretty fucking cool
Delighfully devilish, Seymour.
The perfect box for those Taco Bell gift cards.
[This year I think I went a little too far] It is a piano. Try harder next time.
What is it though
I can guess your sister's name.
A boat is a boat Lois but the mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat!
Brilliant execution, well played!
Clever idea to hide it in a toilet.
It's a pair of socks, isn't it?
Reminds me of Brian
Neat horse. This is some expert gift wrapping skills.
If I can skin a mule deer in under.....
Do you have a black belt in gift wrapping?
And this time its real :D
10yo me: wtf
35yo me: Yay!
As someone who works in building maintenance, I want a new toilet!
You DID go too far. She's gonna shit herself.
It’s a bowling ball 100%
Ain’t that some shit!
This is amazing! Not so extreme but I've been doing a similar thing with a book I buy my dad each Christmas that he always used to manage to guess and it slowly morphed into using various boxes and other ways to hide it. It's become a running joke now but that bastard still usually guesses right.
Can you please level the blind that's below the lamp shade/greenery? Thanks.
What's in the there? Shit?
So, is it a urinal?
Chair height low water toilets are awesome. Pick up a seat bidet, too! I have a seat bidet with heated seat and water, light, and remote. It’s fabulous!
it's not even close to christmas?? wtf?
This is fantastic. I went the other way, once, form-fitting the gift wrapping so it was obvious, like in the old Staples commercial. The gift was a spatula, there's no better way to say "I love you."
A computer! And a car! Thanks Mom and Dad...
Just far enough, imo.
i used to always cram weights into a box along with the actual weight to throw off my sister, ha.
The real present is just a picture of me! It’s funny cuz I’m a piece of shit and he disguised the present as a toilet. Get it?!?
Record her reaction
I for one would NOT shake this
Honestly, that's pretty shitty
The new iPhone looks weird.
Wait, when did Apple leak it's new packaging?
Please tell me it's a box of your shit.
Does she want a toilet setup for Christmas? And who'll be installing it?
A few years ago, my sister and brother-in-law gave us a bathroom under-sink cabinet for Christmas but we had recently installed a new sink in our old cabinet and didn't want to get rid of it. So we asked them to return the cabinet setup.
Well, at least she can keep her crap to herself