I don't care much about celebrities, but I'd definitely want to hang out with Keanu
Seems like Neo is everywhere on Reddit these days.
And then just as suddenly, Keanu Leaves
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Goddamnit when do I get to meet Keanuu Reeves?!
Motorcycle is a 750 Norton Commando.
How do you recognize him so quick at a light? I would notice the motorcycle first and by the time I got to the face, they light would have changed. I mean, I can tell that is him because I see the name but otherwise...I probably miss a lot in my life that way.
I feel like this is the other pov of that "shia lebeuf at a stop light" meme.
Can he be the next ghost rider?
He really is Reddit's favourite, good guy.
I feel like most celebrities don't want to be noticed in public, but Keanu is like, "Look at me. Look. Directly. At. Me. I am Keanu Reeves."
What an incredibly nice guy! To lean in and smile for some random persons camera like that, when you've been bombarded by them your whole career (more so in the last month) is just so awesome.
Kenau is someone who brings grace & respect to celebrity fraternity.
Dude is always chilling solo.
What did you say to him?
Are there any bad photos of this dude? I'm as straight as they come, but he makes me question my heterosexuality like no other.
Great choice in bike!
He is The One...
My motorcycle spirit tells me to challenge him , brrrmmm brrrrmmm
But he is the choosen one, i know i cant win
He's everywhere on Reddit! Like the way cooler version of Where's Waldo.
I'm looking for Keanu every day of my life from here on out! Hope he visits Texas soon.
I wish that I could meet Keanu at least once in my life
Lol, he looks like Markiplier with those goggles.
Stay safe out there Mr Reeves
Keanu is getting ready to embark on an excellent adventure.
He looks just as excited to have run into you as well
He acutally co-owns a bike company called Arch Motorcycle Company that makes badass custom motorcycles.
About biking he says -
"“Riding your bike is one of the greatest things you can do to clear your head and just feel the speed and the motion,” said Reeves.
Unlike the many other riders out there, Reeves didn’t get into motorcycles until he was a young adult. As a teenager growing up in Toronto, Ontario, he was more into playing ice hockey than anything (he is, after all, a Canadian—eh).
“I started when I was 22,” said Reeves. “I was filming in Munich, Germany, at this film studio, and this young girl had a gorgeous (Kawasaki) Enduro motorcycle which she would drive around. One day I asked her to teach me how to ride it. So I started to ride that bike around the stage when she wasn’t using it, and when I got back to Los Angeles, I got the first bike I saw that was similar. ."
“I don’t go as fast as I used to,” he said. “I don’t have a sense of fear, it’s just that I’ve had enough accidents, a ruptured spleen, a lot of scraped skin and road rash that I don’t really feel the need to test the limits as much. I also don’t use riding a motorcycle as a way of getting rid of anger or frustration the way I used to. When I was younger, I used to get out on the road with the bike and just go as fast as I could and basically let it all out on the road. But after enough wipeouts, you begin to think that that’s not a really good frame of mind to be in when you’re riding a motorcycle at high speed (laughs).”"
Where does the Keanu roam? Is he mainly seen in LA? Bill Murray seems to follow random migratory habits , but is Keanu more often seen in one area ?
This guy actually comes across as a genuine guy unlike many fake Hollywood celebs.
That bike is Wicked.
I feel like their needs to be a subreddit just for him.
The Norton doesn't suit him. I understand the collectability factor of one of these classics but he would suit a much bigger bike. I am sure his collection of motorbikes is pretty awesome. I'm just saying... He looks like someone's big brother who stole his baby brother/sisters toy
That Norton is sah-weet
just wanna know how he is everywhere.
That bike is sooo kick ass.
But he looks extremely cramped on it.
He's ex communicado now. Better steer clear of him.
I obviously don't know for sure but he really seems like a genuinely cool dude. I'd definitely chill with Keanu given the opportunity.
Keanu Reeves all over Reddit
No, Neo. I'm saying when you're done, you won't need a windshield.
Well that's an excellent adventure.
I made eye contact with Keanu in an airport a few years ago. He smiled and in that moment I was euphoric.
He owns a company that builds completely custom motorcycles by hand built specifically for the rider. Some of the shit that rolls out of that shop is legendary.
As a regular dude that rides, if I pulled up to scope out a fuckin Norton Commando and saw that it was K-Reeves. Thatd make my day!
Is this some kind of viral marketing? Why am I seeing Keanu everywhere.
I wish Reddit would have a notification that goes "A Wild Keanu Has Appeared!"
Is it me or has Keanu Reeves been showing up everywhere lately? Maybe there is more than one Keanu.....and they've come to save us all.
Everyone's met this guy but me. Jk, I also met him when he toured with his Band DogStar back in 1997. He signed everything and took photos but he sure wasn't one for conversations. Kept to himself and would answer usually with just a simple yes or no when asked a question and that was that. Really quiet and reserved. Made me like him even more.
You better have bowed down to Lord Keanu!
Hey Vsouce, Micheal here
Did you race him? He looks like he wants to race.
Not gonna lie, would have noticed that Norton before Keanu.
He looks like he could fight some bad guys right now.
All these people stopping to take a pic of him or with him and he never gets annoyed or anything. This must be the chill celebrity we have these days.
I would just like to say, "Thank you for being awesome."
He's come a long way from that lonely park bench.
I hope his face is well insured.
I'm kind of surprised to see him on a Norton considering he owns his own motorcycle company.
We don't deserve him
good guy Keanu.
don't set him off
Which pill did you take?
Have you heard about his actual martial arts experience being what made John Wick so good, or seen the video where is good at shooting stuff, or read about him owning his own motorcycle shop? Because you will about 100 times in this comments section.
Seriously though he is awesome.
How come he's not riding an Arch?
Meeting Keanu Reeves at a traffic light would be pretty cool, but I'd rather meet him at a dimly lit Italian restaurant in the nice part of town.
We would both joke how we are just meeting for food and for nothing else, but the mutual attraction would be palpable. We would both make small flirty comments, testing the waters more than anything. He would order the linguine, and I would order the beefiest lasagna the restaurant could offer. I would want him to know that I was no stranger to swallowing large amounts of meat.
We would have a few glasses of wine, and drink them throughout dinner and for an hour afterwards. We would finish our second bottle and the flirting would have transitioned into blatant sexual propositioning. Keanu would get caught up in the moment, and detail how he would love to "have me bent over the dumpster in the alley out back," but then he would remember himself and blush. I would wink at him, and tell him I'd love to see him try, in a tone that was as flirty as it was challenging.
Minutes later, he would have his hand at the back on my neck, making good on the offer of having me face down on the dumpster. He would slip his hand onto my face, and although he would have slipped two fingers into my mouth so I could suck on them, I would still clearly and commandingly tell him to "take me" in the biblical sense.
However, there would be nothing biblical about the depraved sexual acts that Keanu would perform on my welcoming body. He would fill every hole of mine with his sweet Keanu kum, and I would enjoy every second of it. He would have me screaming for more, and being the merciful sex god that he is, he would grant me my request. Round after round, hour after hour, he would dominate me like the whore that I am.
We would eventually end up in the back seat of my car, naked and exhausted. I would look at him longingly, and out of curiosity, I would ask, "Keanu, I didn't know you swung this way...I wouldn't have imagined you would know how to work another man's cock so well..."
He would look at me lovingly, and whisper to me, "Man, woman, animal...it makes no difference to me. I just like to fuck."
Keanu Reeves is everywhere.
You were wearing a red dress, weren't you?
howd you know it was him?
My buddy just died on a motorcycle
A wild Keanu appears
Jesus fucking christ he almost went the distance.
Whoa, he did pretty good, even made it to a safe landing zone.
What we don’t see is that car just stepped out of its house too.
That was impressive. I laughed and then admired his balance. I would've did the split on the first slip and torn every ligament
Am I a bad person for laughing?
Making my way downtown
You know he had to go in and change his pants. I bet he shit them good.
Shit dude, I thought he had it for a second. I was expecting him to do a confident slide into the road, possibly saluting the car going by, or maybe act like he was riding a sick wave.
This fool didn't salt his driveway...
Slip sliding away
He really slipped into his day there.
Good call to fall on the grass.
Can this qualify for a Shooting Stars edit?
Hello my baby, hello my honey...
I guess it was time for him to hit the road
Santa and his candlesticks were of absolutely no use.
He never let go of his jacket! PRIORITIES!
Damn he was lucky. Slipping on the ice always scares me. One of my neighbors slipped on the ice a few months ago and hit his head. People who saw it happen called an ambulance, but when the ambulance came he refused to come with them to the hospital and told them he was fine. Paramedics couldn't force him to join them back to the hospital, so they just let him go home. A few days later family members found him dead in his home. He had died from cerebral hemorrhage, which is bleeding in the brain.
So people; stay safe out there, life is fragile.
This would be great with the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme
Glad he fell before skating into traffic.
Curb your enthusiasm.
2018 so far
I laughed because he fell and probably got injured
Excellent recovery, considering.
Excellent balance all things considered.
He's going for speed
I'm pretty sure I'd call it a day after that...
Fuckin Monday's, man!
That's when you say 'nope, fuck today I'm staying home'
Same fuckin' thing happened to me yesterday. Got to the bottom of the steps and hit the sidewalk and was immediately on my ass. Called in as I was walking back up the steps.
This is me trying to slide into the DMs
Wow! That's some final destination craziness
Well, he made it to the mailbox.
Thanks a lot Santa!
A solid effort was made
Given how thick that ice is, the pool at the bottom, and how easily the car on the road drives by in the background, I'm thinking there was some kind of leak or water gushing for most of the night before this was recorded.
Everyone knows you squat down like the ski jumpers
Looks straight out of a cartoon.
So how does a video like that get put online? The 11 year old b son? Wife? The security company?
I like to thing that truck in the back is just sliding down the street
Street sign saves another life.
as jokes as this is, it really makes one marvel at the human body's balance system.
is there even any robot that would stay up that long in dress shoes? when confronting an unexpected ~0 friction surface? yeah he fell, but those constant minute readjustments were impressive. if he didn't have the swinging backpack messing with every readjustment he may have even made it.
even many humans would've up-and-flipped cartoon style as soon as that first foot hit the ice.
I feel like he's done that routine before.
Oh that poor soul
Gettin jiggy with it.
Not bad. I'd have biffed it right away.
Dress shoes and ice are a dangerous combo
He could have slid the whole way down on his feet if he didn’t panic! What a wasted moment for a potential awesome ass moment for himself.
basically me after being born and trying to figure out how to be an adult
Well he made someone's day in that jeep
Turns out that car in the background was trying to brake...
I was really hoping he would make it to the patch of grass unscathed
When you dodge a bullet and think you're safe but then life hits you.
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I don't get a kick out of people getting hurt; but this dude did it in such a spectacular fashion.
I experienced that level of ice years ago. A snow plow crashed into my car, spun it and crashed into the other end.
Just made it
-Trash can still on curb.
-Christmas decorations hidden behind bush.
-Belt doesn't match shoes.
This guy is slipping...
He fought the ice and did better than any of us.
Best advice I ever got when I moved to Colorado was never buy a house with a North facing drive way. This is why.
I love how half way through it looks like he has it under control but then shit hits the fan and he bails into the mail box.
Smart guy for taking the soft landing.
All those little steps hahah.
Had he have stayed up right his day would have been made, instead he went inside, kicked the cat and swore profusely whilst changing into new clothes.
Black Top = Black Ice
I'm curious why Santa and his peppermint candles are hidden behind a bush.
Saved by the mailbox
Guess he doesn’t need coffee today
Accurate representation of me throughout the semester from start to finish
Dude ran straight to his computer to post this video.
They aren't. See that car that passed by? It's been trying to stop for the past seven years. Frankly, I'd say the roads are far worse.
Had this happen to me before. Only problem was that when your cars at the top and you're at the bottom it's extremely difficult to get back up to your car and you'll spend the next 15 minutes embarrassing yourself in front of all the cars that pass by.
Facebook and Reddit are on the same posting schedule.
Next time take in your Christmas decorations instead of hiding them behind a bush
some say he is still sliding to this day
Did pupper make it down the hill?!?! I need to know if he's okay
That is hilarious. My old boy would have done that if he could. He was a black lab that would spend all day hanging out in the snowy yard when it was 15 degrees F.
This is pure snow! It's everywhere! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?
me: turn left...left...TURN LEFT
This dog shreds
OH no buster someone needs our help.
Don't worry Garry we will get there when we get there. Follow my lead.
Very enthusiastic and a great work ethic I would hire him.
“Hooman! I’m coming to save yuu mon!” Passes human “Hooman! I’ll be right with yuu afta I find dem breaks!”
Hes part of the Jamaican Dogsled team
Everybody say 'Colorado'!
IM A DOG
For something to be fun enough to drag your junk through snow, that's what I'm missing.
tahoe area? heavenly or northstar?
Getting in some good belly and side scritches.
You could say the dog was lying down on the job. ;)
"This is normal"
I wish I could do that...
All this just for one pesky itch.
This dog, he gets it. Slide baby slide.
Well, this is my life now. And I like it.
Gorgeous scenery! Where is this?
Is this a slope?, cause I can't tell xddd
Ha it’s a dog sled
On this day, all of his itches were scratched.
Remember sliding down those hot metal slides in the summer as a kid? This isn’t like that at all.
That dog and I have very similar riding styles. I'm not very good at snowboarding...
Is that Mookie from Vail?? I miss that pupper...
What kind of snake is that?
Aww, such a good boy. But I want to see him stop himself!
I would love to be able to experience happy dog memories when I'm sad. I feel like this moment is so full of joy.
Looks like Tahoe?
“On my way to fuck your bitch”
I think he’s trying to stop....
This by far is my favorite post EVER!!!!!!
Reminds me of the Mario 64 level with the baby penguin!
If you love your job, you’ll never work a day in your life.
I hope his job isn't to track lost or injured skiers or something... Heh.
S L I D E Y B O Y E
I genuinely wonder how many dogs have gone off cliffs doing this.... is sledding a learned trait from watching humans? Does this happen in the wild?
ok I am really concerned that doggo is about to go careening off a cliff :(
I thought it was approaching a cliff at first. I’m very released that my eyes were just playing tricks on me.
Is this what they mean by 'sled dog?'
He plays along too, what a stand up guy.
The full with sound. Props to him!
Dude should be singing You're Welcome all day long
Now that's a man who deserves a raise
I see what's happening here, you're face-to-face with greatness and its strange...
This is adorable and so sweet he played along
There's only one thing to say...
Good thing he doesnt work at Sam's Clubs.
dad's face tats
He needs to work on the people’s eyebrow.
Dudes a good sport.
Cosco rackin up thos W's today.
Welcome to Costco... I love you...
It's nice to see that humans get their change
Hero of man!
This dude needs to be spotted by a talent hunter, just for how cool he is.
Clerk: "I see what's happening here..."
I didn't even read the title and my first thought was "he looks like the guy from Moana lmao"
Damn, looks like even demigods have to take shitty jobs now.
That's dude must slay some pussy
Aw, the one in the pink is so smitten. What a stand up guy!
Cool dude lol!!!
Good sport for playing along for the kids. Hopefully some good karma comes along for him.
She wont make that mistake again
Didnt need to put her in a brace
This could be an intro to a porn movie if the mom is a milf.
Why is the guy being filmed in the first place? /r/KarmaConspiracy!
Do they all look the same to you?
Actually a great kid video.
my girls were big shimmer and shine (its a cartoon about genies) fans last year. walked into a grocery store and the oldest gasps and points at some dude with a turban. “daddy, he’s a genie!!”
Better than the splatters of blood on the lab I went to.
"We are going to have to draw some of your blood"
"What is it doctor??"
"It's the red, viscous liquid running through your body, but that's not important..."
On my phone without zooming in it looks like a strawberry with seeds.
Her reaction is the same as mine. Drawn out.
I like how much memes are slowly integrating themselves into society
"Now, we just load up a brush of that crimson red. We're just gonna make ourselves some happy little hemoglobin. You can put some here or here, wherever you like. It's your veins, we'll keep it our little secret."
Reminds me of this
By the way, you have sickle cell. This was a cute way of letting you know.
This most have been before Gal Gadot made it big.
I have been in and out of the hospital for the past five days and haven't left it in the past 24 hours (for my grandpop). This just made me die laughing sitting in the hospital room. Thanks for the laugh
Now to clean that off, stay here while I draw you a bath.
All my life they used a damn syringe and I hated it.
Last time they used a tiny, like 1" long needle attached to a tube instead.
Easiest experience I've had getting my blood drawn. I even complimented the lady on an awesome job (I fucking hate getting my blood drawn).
This is going on the fridge!!
This is an amazing r/dadjokes
Now let’s take your pulse.
It looks like he has a hair pieces in the bottom pic
There must be quite a few places where people draw blood with this sign then because it pretty sure I’ve seen this 3 times already in about 2 months
lol is that Gal?
why did the guys hair change tho
ǝʇısqǝʍ ƃuoɹʍ ǝɥʇ uo ɯ,ı
Still has the memes.com logo in the corner. Nice.
1st degree murder.
He might as well accept the fact that he will forever be clowned every time he goes back to the gym.
I wish I could hear the audio for this
One of those mormon kids again
I love the scream and run black people do when they get excited. Never gets old.
The classic Maury exit.
I loved how they made their backstage a maze so the fleeing individual would inevitably end up heaped in a corner in some weird dead end hallway. Every. Fucking. Time.
You know it's a good video when the camera starts shaking at the end.
Teacher or mormon?
AND1, the good old days
*insert Senator Clay's Davis' most famous quote.
That fish-writhing movement he makes with his arms makes me laugh way too hard for just injuring my back
WhIte mALE mOckS blaCK teeN bEFOrE bRutAL pUBlIc eXeCUTioN
Get out of there boys, cop's killin folks
That reminds me of when you’re walking down the street towards someone, and as you reach them you both go to pass on the left, then the right, then the left again. So you do a little dance like this one before finally picking the opposite side to pass on.
I pulled this off ONCE against an eleven year old. Felt good. Can't imagine how excited this guy felt doing a fro fake to someone much older than an eleven year old.
Shut it down. Go home.
if you get clowned by a white police officer, are you even allowed to be called black anymore?
Even I was confused
It's the turkey dance!
That camera work at the end is magnificent.
SORCERY IS AFOOT!
Jolly good show!
But they taught me hips don't lie!
Is that not a self pass?
Well..... Time to quit basketball
and they all scatter for some reason...
The professor looks taller
Some say he's still running to this very day.
I wish I could feel the level of pure joy that guy jumping up and down in the background felt when he realized what he just saw happen
This mans running home to pack his shit and move cities, gotta rebuild his life after that.
I need to see this with sound where the sauce?
"If I fake you out you HAVE to run to the locker room, you got it?!"
Breaking brains with that crossover, he didn't even see it coming.
Police will kill you in more than one way.
Ended his basketball career.
Why are they evacuating? That wasn't even a Chaos Dunk.
cop murders innocent black man in the SKREETS
Source with sound.
Cop murders unarmed teenager
"Something something white men can't jump."
The whites have adapted
Police brutality at its finest.
why do black people run away when they don't understand something that happened to them
White cop brutally beats black teenager until he's able to run away while others watching and screaming.
The crazy thing about this is that it definitely wasn't legal. By rule, it would be either a double-dribble or a palming-travel.
I love how he just runs away
To be loved so completely and unfailingly, from birth to death, must be what heaven is like.
Way to slyly skip over those teenage/blunder years, OP. You're obviously the cat.
Those eyes when it's sitting next to the milk bottle with Japanese on it...
From fluff to floof.
My cat is just evil while this fluff ball is CYOOT
Precious happy boy
When it hid under the blanket :(
And still kissing like a kitten
Great, now I super want a cat.
The older he got the .ore his eyes were closed and he became another lazy cat.
Love the grown, chill demeanor.
This is the purrfect t/aww posting 😻
I am melting
A very precious purrito
My heart just grew two sizes. :)
I was 100% guaranteed to have a cool cat like this and not some bipolar psychopath I'd definitely get a sphynx
I love the purrito
I was listening to Spotify on random as I was browsing Reddit. A song called The Way Home by Magic Sword came on right as I looked at this gif, and it actually fits the gif really well. Well, the musical part does. Probably skip those wind noises at the start. Or I think so, anyway. Not really related, but interesting.
Yellow/orange cats are the best, though. I love them.
Cutest kitten ever!
Is this a boy cat? The cat is so chill.
The editing style reminded me of that “video” in the movie, The Ring, but a cuter version.
Do you use fiber one cereal as kitty litter?
I can't even.
Such happy :)
Very enjoyable!!! Where did you buy that jacket with a big pocket?
from kitten to purrito
I wish I had done this when i got a kitten last year, it feels too late to start now.
Ginger kitties are so sweet. Lovely.
There's just something about kittens and fat tummies.... I love it!
Man, I love kitten tummies!
My cat went from kitten to bigger kitten to woah wtf ur qn adult now
A licky baby. Perfect. <3
You missed the part where you throw it in the dumpster after it dies.
Nice try, OP. We know that's a dog in a cat costume.
Little hand licks at the end were very sweet.
Ironically there was a man behind him RUN-NING.
Nice try Tom Hanks' Publicist. Keanu is still Reddit's man-crush!
Screw my wife... I want to stand by Tom Hanks!
Tom Hanks just never stops being a good guy. They are going to be wedding photos that come with a really cool story.
I love that they both shake his hand, but you can tell the bride just wants to hold his hand for as long as possible, and Hanks obviously understands because he kisses her hand. Love it.
He showed up to claim the Right of the First Night.
Repost but who cares, Tom Hanks is the man!
"Tom Hanks accused of harassing bride on her wedding day"
Tom Hanks is a national treasure
It's Mr Steal Ya Girl
Check out that look. The man may have married his love, but just then he found his soul mate.
Tom Hanks could be the next President.
He's there to claim the right of primae noctis.
How many times did she try to shake his hand?
Tom hanks is the only man, other than my father in law that can kiss wife and ill be ok
He was probably out looking for lost gloves.
I think she's reconsidering
"Hanks for the memories!"
I honestly couldn’t stop appreciating her dress- she looks radiant- congrats to them and have much t.hanx for the blessing
That photo will be quite the conversation starter
T. Hanks for nothing
Yeah it's ok when Tom Hanks do it. But when I crash a wedding photoshoot, all I get is "sir please get out of the way"
I wonder what happen if Tom and Keanu were pitted against each other in some sort niceness death match.
please not Tom Hanks.... please not Tom Hanks....
She looks like Jyn Erso
"We met Tom Hanks the day we got married" is going to be a fun one to say.
I would be get the fuck out of here tom hanks! you were not invited. I would be security please escort this piece of shit tom hanks out.
Fuck the beach, the park is where you go for a real photo shoot
I would let Tom Hanks do my wife.
Who would you rather have crash your wedding, Tom Hanks or Bill Murray?
Both are going to be wedding photos that come with a really cool story.
I love Tim Honks
They'll never stop telling this story
I've never been so aware of how gargantuan Tom Hanks' head is. It's like a parade balloon.
when did Tom get an earring on his left ear? Co-worker recently got one too. Is this a thing now?
The man is an American treasure. Suck it Hillman!
I dare you to try and do this when not famous.
Would have been funnier if they just both started yelling at him for ruining the photo
The girl is cute.... wonder if she’s single?
Awww, it’s your birthday, OP. Repost forgiven. Hope you have a Tom Hanks kind of day. 🎉
We k ow this is Lacey chabert and not just some random couple right?
This guy. I mean come on
Tom Hanks for Vice President :)
Move over Keanu! Tom Hanks is the gift that keeps on giving.
He just sexually harassed that woman!!!! Career over
Wouldn't you feel upsta