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4247 points - 4 days ago - 59 Visit on Reddit - this is cnn I guess

  • suckeddit

    4 days ago

    I'd be a fool not to cash in on this opportunity to start a karma train and post in a stickied thread.

    Edit: Thanks for le pick[le], kind gent[le]sir.

  • ASC120

    4 days ago

    BRUH 😂 i actually NUTTED 🐳 when i saw this shit 💩

  • Hahaieatpoop

    4 days ago

    OP is a sir.

    EDIT: Accidently used my main account XD

  • achoolag

    4 days ago

    WhoA HEY WHOA is this 👏a👏SHIT👏POST👏IN👏MAH👏👏REEEEDDIT?!🔥👿🔥

  • VelvetFedoraSniffer

    4 days ago

    I love you

  • MLIC_Boss

    4 days ago

    Great Post

  • SailordTheOk

    4 days ago

    J

  • rabiarbaaz

    4 days ago

    A surreal meme consists of a vague, menacing and difficult to understand atmosphere that seems to bleed from the computer monitor. The is entire subreddit consists of "dank memes". Almost every "surreal meme" I see on here is just misspelled words with meme man copy pasted 5 times. The fact that this subreddit is called "surrealmemes" is utter blasphemy. Let my start by saying that I have nothing against light hearted dank memes, I just hate their association with memes that are not surreal. Want to mess around with photoshop filters and saturation? Thats a deep fried meme. Totally different. Want to write absolute gibberish and paste a meme man in the corner? I don't know that the hell you'd call that but it's not a surreal meme. I would be more than willing to wager I've eaten more surreal memes in my 21 years than any of you have in your entire lives. I have one almost everyday and sometimes more than just one meme. Want to make a meme surreal? Actually think for once in your life and access your deepest subconcious fears and desires and make that a meme. But if you want to just repost facebook memes with orang man and weird text, go make your own subreddit entitled "blandmemesofreality" because those are not fucking surreal memes. I'm not a religious man nor am I anything close to a meme expert. But as a bland white mid-western male I am honestly the most passionate person when it comes to surreal memes. All you "meme economists" stay the hell away from our surreal memes and stop associating your "dank memes" with them. Yet again, it is utter blasphemy and it rocks me to the core of my pale being. I've seen post after post of peoples "surreal memes" all over reddit and its been driving me insane. The moment i saw this subreddit this evening I finally snapped.

    Your god damn heretics. Respect surreal memes and stop changing them into whatever you like and love them for what they are. Or make your own damn meme and call it for what it is. A dank meme.

  • ZombieBarney

    4 days ago

    Well written and concise. The use of varied sentence structure, mixed complexity and length of sentences attest to a well-crafted piece of work. Kudos to you, young person for this fine piece of literally work.

  • MustyChed

    4 days ago

    I think bernie can still win

  • coolbeans531

    4 days ago

    wtf your are a mod and im not? you gotta fix this

  • Baxterftw

    4 days ago

    What do we do? Downvote?

  • Daimonos_Chrono

    4 days ago

    Made me think of that episode of saved by the bell were the blonde gets hooked on caffeine pills. Total bullshit.

  • afas460x

    4 days ago

    PICKLE RICK

  • Collinnn7

    4 days ago

    Came here to say this

  • natemario64

    4 days ago

    If you make me a mod Bernie Sanders will be president and pickle rick after him

  • Gundini

    4 days ago

    What am I supposed to do.

  • zixx999

    4 days ago

    What do

  • n-some

    4 days ago

    When the mod abuse is part of the joke.

  • alphalady

    4 days ago

    take a sip ahhhhhhhhhhhh. Alllllllll better.

  • EARTHisHOLLOW

    4 days ago

    uh oh coffee hot

  • intensenerd

    4 days ago

    What does this have to do with Brenden Fraser

  • Master_Ant

    4 days ago

    upboated to the lefty-left

  • ecctt2000

    4 days ago

    What is that random black bar in the middle of the meme for?

  • boingoboingoat

    4 days ago

    To be, or not to be, that is the question:Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to sufferThe slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,Or to take Arms against a Sea of troubles,And by opposing end them: to die, to sleepNo more; and by a sleep, to say we endthe heart-ache, and the thousand natural shocksthat Flesh is heir to? 'Tis a consummationdevoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep,To sleep, perchance to Dream; aye, there's the rub,for in that sleep of death, what dreams may come,when we have shuffled off this mortal coil,must give us pause. There's the respectthat makes Calamity of so long life:For who would bear the Whips and Scorns of time,the Oppressor's wrong, the proud man's Contumely, the pangs of despised Love, the Law’s delay, the insolence of Office, and the spurnsthat patient merit of the unworthy takes,when he himself might his Quietus makewith a bare Bodkin? Who would Fardels bear, to grunt and sweat under a weary life,but that the dread of something after death,the undiscovered country, from whose bournno traveller returns, puzzles the will,and makes us rather bear those ills we have,than fly to others that we know not of.Thus conscience does make cowards of us all,and thus the native hue of ResolutionIs sicklied o'er, with the pale cast of Thought,And enterprises of great pitch and moment,with this regard their Currents turn awry,And lose the name of Action. Soft you now,The fair Ophelia? Nymph, in thy OrisonsBe all my sins remember'd.

    Edit: Sorry about my spelling English isn't my first language.

  • dasnikkaman

    4 days ago

    Bug found, went to give a second upvote and i took away the first

  • felixtha_cat

    4 days ago

    Updoots

  • pm-me-gps-coords

    4 days ago

    /r/SpringfieldTwitter