Moth: Not even once.
The ol' College Try
A cheap sandwich that can surely go down with a "pabst blue ribbon." In my college days, i used to eat these twice a day!
2 packets of ramen noodles
A can of spam
Packets of ketchup
A 6 pack
First, crack open and chug a beer. Open your ramen packets, and put the seasoning packet to the side. Be sure to leave the noodle squares intact.
Cover one side of one noodle square in ketchup. It should look like a murder scene after you're done. Cover the other noodle square in cheese whiz. Chug another beer.
Open the seasoning packets and sprinkle on both noodle squares. It should stick fairly well to the ketchup and "cheese." Open the can of spam, and cut it in half. Lay the halves side by side on the ketchup. Place the other noodle square on top of the spam.
Don't forget to chug another cold one! At this point you should be drunk enough to enjoy this, but if you can still remember your name, you need to drink more.
After sufficiently drunk, you're ready to eat! Enjoy it once going down, and once coming up!
METH, buddy. You're supposed to snort meth.
If you're name isn't Ozzy Osborne you have no business snorting insects:
"On tour with Mötley Crüe in 1984, Ozzy asked Nikki Sixx for a line of cocaine. Hearing he had none, he marched towards a line of ants, brandishing a straw, and snorted the hapless insects up his nose. “From that moment on,” admits Sixx, “we knew there was always someone who was sicker and more disgusting than we were.”
Naturally, years later in an interview, Ozzy says he doesn't remember doing so.
Ahhh state colleges...
Second WTF-worthy post today.