I am more amazed by the fact that he can wear a boot on his penis.
Also, obligatory, "There's a snake in my boot!"
This should be titled "Dingo Unchained"
Maybe a dingo
ate your baby stabbed your wife
That's probably the leg of Ron Goldman.
You sure this ad doesn't hint to his penis size? You know, "having a third leg".
Thats why he was so good at football nobody ever noticed his third leg. Well other than Nichole Brown of course.
If the boot don't fit, you must acquit.
That copy reads like something out of an Interdimensional Cable episode of Rick and Morty.
Still looking for the real killers.
some people don't get the Mandingo reference here.
... ... so wear a Dingo on your ding-a-ling?
Damn, he wouldn't be lying when talking about his third leg
TIL OJ's cock has a knee.
DINGO ATE MY BABY!
Also killed my wife etc...
"If you don't see three footprints, it couldn't have been me!"
If the boots fit, you must acquit.
That's just the three-legged pants fad.